• Relationship Similarities
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Hello Facepunch, So a few days ago I met this chick who I really like. I didn't know anything about her when I started to like her. As her and I kept talking over the past few days I have learned a few things about her, and all I can think of is "Wow this is familiar" So I thought back on all of the girls I've ever dated, and all of them since I started high school all have really really similar traits. The weird thing is I didn't know about any of these weird traits when I first started dating them, they came out later in the relationship. I talked to my friend about this and he said he noticed the exact same thing when he looked back on his. So far I've figured out that all of the girls I've dated have these things in common: -Atheist -Dyed Hair -Aries -Have the name Michelle as either their first name or middle name -Someone has recently died of unnatural causes in their family (Hit by a bus, shot by police, etc.) -Does/has done drugs It wouldn't really be that weird if I had known about these things beforehand but like I said all of these things were only really revealed after a month together. Has anybody else noticed this? Is there some psychological reason for this pattern? or am I just making two random puzzle pieces fit? *Posted in GD for well thought out and educated responses.*
are you paul eugene
You're cursed. Only explanation.
People generally go for something the same, most people are attracted to certain people. Just like people are appalled by certain people no matter what.
shot by police? maybe you should stop seeing this kind of people
[QUOTE=Peluri;20860290]shot by police? maybe you should stop seeing this kind of people[/QUOTE] The chicks uncle was accused of being a pot dealer but he was innocent. He got shot because he ran right at the police like he was gonna attack them. lol
Do they work out? If not, your destined to Fail.
The three guys I've dated have all ended up being gay. Be thankful you don't have MY curse.
[QUOTE=Totoannilati;20860160]*Posted in GD for well thought out and educated responses.*[/QUOTE] Haha. So how many girls have you gone through that have these traits, might I ask?
[QUOTE=Dysplasia;20860451]Haha. So how many girls have you gone through that have these traits, might I ask?[/QUOTE] Three that fit perfectly and another two that fit fairly well (those two came before the other three also)
your ugly and can only get wierd freaks. problem solved.
[I]Michelle, my belle.[/I]
:iiam:
Maybe you like girls who are -Atheist -Have dyed Hair -Aries -Have the name Michelle as either their first name or middle name -A death by unnatural causes in their family -Does/has done drugs :ms:
It's all one girl, shapeshifter.
You're schizophrenic and these girls are all part of your mind.
Drug-addicts with families of criminals? Awesome girls you've got there bro!
[URL="http://www.theonion.com/video/hot-new-relationship-book-warns-women-wake-up-hes,17053/"]This is the only explanation.[/URL]
[QUOTE=Thorny;20864065]Drug-addicts with families of criminals? Awesome girls you've got there bro![/QUOTE] I know dude! Finally someone who understands. My family is always nagging me to get a good girl but I am so glad you understand me so well! And I wouldn't be surprised if they're all the same shape-shifter cause they all knew how to give a damn good blowjob :smug:
[quote]-Someone has recently died of unnatural causes in their family (Hit by a bus, shot by police, etc.)[/quote] You probably have a split personality and your evil personality kills people and then gets your good personality to date one of their family members.
[QUOTE=Thorny;20864065]Drug-addicts with families of criminals? Awesome girls you've got there bro![/QUOTE] I facepalmed so hard. Get out.
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