[QUOTE=No Party Hats;33481670][img]http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20090504190860/half-life/en/images/thumb/0/0a/Chell-crouch.jpg/275px-Chell-crouch.jpg[/img]
brb faping[/QUOTE]
God damn what the fuck am I looking at BRB puking
Ok look u all need to read my dA journal about that hopy shit guise
"Okay, so this is something that i VAGUELY remember about watching a massive shitstorm unfold before my very eyes on Facepunch, the million dollar question; Is Portal 2 Chell better looking than Portal 1 Chell? Well, of course everyone is going to say Portal 2 Chell, i mean she got pretty much a massive makeover, right? It's only obvious that she would look better than Portal 1 Chell, right? I for one, disagree. This is assuming that VALVe spent as much time modeling Chell in Portal that they did in Portal 2. Which they obviously did not, that and the obvious performance and graphical differences between the Source 2007 and 2009 engines. Really, it's not a fair comparison. I think that if someone were to re-make Portal 1 Chell in Source 2009, but keep to the original idea of keeping her kind of disheveled and prisoner-like, she would be just as pretty. I mean, in the ratman comics, and indeed on Rattmann's own paintings, Chell looks much better, am i right? Of course it's the same Chell...... I find Portal 1 Chell just as attractive as Portal 2 Chell(Look, from me, who has a Chell fetish, it's saying a LOT). To be honest I find Chell's original black hair to be much more attractive, minus the gray stress hair of course, not to say that Chell does not look VERY nice with her hair/face/pretty much everything in Portal 2. Like i said, i find them in terms of attractiveness to be par, in their own different ways. Portal 2 Chell has her better modeled face, her hair is much more clean, which i like, her upper body has no jumpsuit, and the boots put her legs in juuuuuust the right way....... Portal Chell is nice looking because of her............real-ness. Someone who made looking attractive a secondary to utilitarian means. I like that, in my own opinion. I don't find women to be some ogling post, i value intelligence, personality, etc. Chell just so happens to be brilliant, beautiful, tenacious, stubborn, and a take-no-bullshit kind of gal, which i do like very much."
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[QUOTE=ossumsauce;33481756]Ok look u all need to read my dA journal about that hopy shit guise
"Okay, so this is something that i VAGUELY remember about watching a massive shitstorm unfold before my very eyes on Facepunch, the million dollar question; Is Portal 2 Chell better looking than Portal 1 Chell? Well, of course everyone is going to say Portal 2 Chell, i mean she got pretty much a massive makeover, right? It's only obvious that she would look better than Portal 1 Chell, right? I for one, disagree. This is assuming that VALVe spent as much time modeling Chell in Portal that they did in Portal 2. Which they obviously did not, that and the obvious performance and graphical differences between the Source 2007 and 2009 engines. Really, it's not a fair comparison. I think that if someone were to re-make Portal 1 Chell in Source 2009, but keep to the original idea of keeping her kind of disheveled and prisoner-like, she would be just as pretty. I mean, in the ratman comics, and indeed on Rattmann's own paintings, Chell looks much better, am i right? Of course it's the same Chell...... I find Portal 1 Chell just as attractive as Portal 2 Chell(Look, from me, who has a Chell fetish, it's saying a LOT). To be honest I find Chell's original black hair to be much more attractive, minus the gray stress hair of course, not to say that Chell does not look VERY nice with her hair/face/pretty much everything in Portal 2. Like i said, i find them in terms of attractiveness to be par, in their own different ways. Portal 2 Chell has her better modeled face, her hair is much more clean, which i like, her upper body has no jumpsuit, and the boots put her legs in juuuuuust the right way....... Portal Chell is nice looking because of her............real-ness. Someone who made looking attractive a secondary to utilitarian means. I like that, in my own opinion. I don't find women to be some ogling post, i value intelligence, personality, etc. Chell just so happens to be brilliant, beautiful, tenacious, stubborn, and a take-no-bullshit kind of gal, which i do like very much."[/QUOTE]
Stopped reading as soon as I saw Chell mentioned.
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Summarized: Valve did not model Portal 1 Chell as well for two reasons, nobody would have given a fuck and the fact that graphics wise the Source 2007 engine was stuck in 2004. But now that they made a sequel, they put effort into modeling Chell. If someone were to re-model her and update her into the Source '09 engine, she would look just as pretty.
[editline]28th November 2011[/editline]
[QUOTE=Taepodong-2;33481821]Stopped reading as soon as I saw Chell mentioned.[/QUOTE]
Dude, that's what the whole journal is fucking ABOUT, that's what our topic is currently centered on, why would you make such a stupid fucking comment?
Ossum please stop. We don't care about your fetish for a video game character. At least I jack off to real women.
[QUOTE=Taepodong-2;33481862]Ossum please stop. We don't care about your fetish for a video game character. At least I jack off to real women.[/QUOTE]
Who said i didn't? I made a joke, you guys decided to bring it this far.
rgt v. chell
This is Russian gear thread, not a Chell thread. Back to discussion.
okai then i'll make Chell thread :v:
also that's a stupid reasoning for the makeover. The reason for Portal 1's model is because she's been asleep in this fucking little pod since she was little, and she probably tossed and turned, fucking up her hair. In portal 2, Doug puts her in one of those extended relaxation environments, designed to make you have the best sleep ever.
i masturbate to chell too
I LIKE THE AK-74 IT IS COOL
[QUOTE=No Party Hats;33482947]also that's a stupid reasoning for the makeover. The reason for Portal 1's model is because she's been asleep in this fucking little pod since she was little, and she probably tossed and turned, fucking up her hair. In portal 2, Doug puts her in one of those extended relaxation environments, designed to make you have the best sleep ever.[/QUOTE]
Let's toss story out for a sec. Sure, it explains all that, but let's be perfectly honest with each other, nobody expected Portal 2 until it was announced. It makes total fucking sense with that reasoning, but VALVe never intended from the start to model Portal 1 Chell well. They cleanly explained WHY she looked the way she did, which is kewl, but really. VALVe put no effort into modeling her.
[editline]28th November 2011[/editline]
[QUOTE=TehG3A3;33483005]I LIKE THE AK-74 IT IS COOL[/QUOTE]
fuk u an 94 am best gn
VALVe didn't put effort into Portal because it was a test to see how a community of dumbasses who like making things explode react to a puzzle game, which is why it was released free, as well as with the Orange Box.
[QUOTE=FPKawaii;33483100]VALVe didn't put effort into Portal because it was a test to see how a community of dumbasses who like making things explode react to a puzzle game, which is why it was released free, as well as with the Orange Box.[/QUOTE]
Yeah, that's another point i make sometimes.
[QUOTE=metal man;33482458]This is Russian gear thread, not a Chell thread. Back to discussion.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=FPKawaii;33483100]VALVe didn't put effort into Portal because it was a test to see how a community of dumbasses who like making things explode react to a puzzle game, which is why it was released free, as well as with the Orange Box.[/QUOTE]
That's probably the dumbest thing I've heard all day.
[QUOTE=No Party Hats;33484572]That's probably the dumbest thing I've heard all day.[/QUOTE]
Why is that?
[quote]VALVe didn't put effort into Portal because it was a test to see how a community of dumbasses who like making things explode react to a puzzle game...[/quote]
Do I need to say more?
I feel like this thread needs more descriptions/reviews and less glorious pictures.
yeah i need to work on op more, keep posting reviews and shit though and ill add them eventually
I totally would, but the only thing I own that's remotely Russian is my SVD, which is in fact based on the Chinese Type 85. I'll review it sometime if you want, but since my camera is kind of shit, I'm not sure it would be much good.
guys.
if ossum gets to talk about his chell fetish, can i talk about my animal fetish?
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