How do i get fat? - General

[QUOTE=AnthraX;22532606]I thought coke melts down your bones instead of making you fat, no?[/QUOTE] The acid/carbonation in soda isn't strong enough to burn through virtually anything in your body. It is enough to wear down your teeth enamel however, and once that happens the the sugar in it will fuck your mouth up permanently.

Why the fuck are people suggesting drinking coke and eating like shit, by the way? That's a fucking dumb way to bulk up.

Seriously, you're in a great position to just get ripped. Then you're not fat or thin but you have enough body mass and decent amount of muscle to be inbetween and healthy.

Eat good food, and work out, you'll be non-thin in a while :buddy:

McDonalds.

Eat a stick of butter every day.

Protein shakes. Eat one massive meal a day rather than 3 so your metabolism slows right down.

[QUOTE=AnthraX;22532606]I thought coke [B]melts down your bones[/B] instead of making you fat, no?[/QUOTE] :byodood:

[QUOTE=AnthraX;22532507]Oh and, I'm a bit muscular. And my skeleton is also thin.[/QUOTE] Well that's bollocks, everyone has roughly the same size skeleton. You're skinny. Eat fuck loads of protein and fat and do weights.

Dude it's your metabolism, you gotta only drink fluids during the day and then hi carb foods at night (lots of white rice)

[QUOTE=AnthraX;22532406]I eat so much, but I cant manage to get fat. It always makes me taller. I dont even play basketball[/QUOTE] :wtc: Spend time getting smarter rather than gaining weight.

How hard is it to get fat? In your position, think of it this way.... [I] You can eat Any food you want, any food at all, and you'll [B]Benefit[/B] From it![/I]

[QUOTE=raccoon2112;22532852]Dude it's your metabolism, you gotta only drink fluids during the day and then hi carb foods at night (lots of white rice)[/QUOTE] that's nonsense too. Fat people generally have higher metabolisms. Guy just isn't eating enough protein or fat simple as.

Eat ramen noobles for breakfast ,lunch,and diner.(I don't get fat easy for some reason. wuut!

Make many popcorn! And eat junkfood.

Move to Texas.

browse facepunch for a few weeks without exercise

Protein powder, protein powder! It's the answer to lifes problems! Spend lots of money! Watch as it doesn't work! In all seriousness though, your metabolism sounds to quick...

Eat normally. You're early into puberty. Things will even out in 2-6 years and then you have to worry about getting thin again, especially if you try to become fat. But of course you could end up being thin for your whole life, but that's something you can only find out after puberty has ended. It could be your metabolism, it could just simply be puberty and the way you grow because of it. It's not healthy at all to care too much about your body beyond just staying healthy and eat well during puberty.

Do excercise and eat alot of carbs.

Watch the Simpsons episode when Homer tries to weigh over 300 pounds so he can work from home.

The trick is to stop talking to your friends, create a World of Warcraft account and start eating takeout, and drink mountain dew code red. If this fails, well consider yourself lucky. Lots of kids are fat and cannot lose weight.

[QUOTE=AnthraX;22532406]Alright. This may sound stupid, but i need to get fat a bit. I'm 14 years old, fucking tall. But I'm the slimmest person in the school. But also one of the tallest ones. I've skipped a class, so I'm the youngest person in the highschool. Even if I'm 14 and other students are 15-16, I'm taller than all of them (besides a few). I'm very tall for my age. I eat so much, but I cant manage to get fat. It always makes me taller. I dont even play basketball. I thought people who stick their ass to their chair for over 6 hours (PC addicts) get fat. But I'm getting taller instead of it. So, any adviced of getting a little bit fat?[/QUOTE] It's all based on metabolism. I mean, there are people who starve themselves and/or eat healthy foods but still manage to stay "big boned", while people like me who just eat unhealthy stuff still manage to stay a twig. It's mostly genetics, so just be proud of who you are.

[QUOTE=ZpankR;22532627]First of all, stop drinking water. When you feel thirsty, [B]drink coke[/B]. Also, [B]exercise like fuck[/B], you'll end up getting fucking ripped, it'll disguise the fact that you're thin and girls will WANT you. That is all.[/QUOTE] Does not compute. Coke = fat and.. oh goddamnit every muscle building site tells you to eat healthy shit and [B]DRINK ONLY WATER[/B]. COKE =/= WATER

I remember back when I could eat what I wanted and stay slim. Good times.

Eat lard with a topping of lard all washed down with a glass of hot lard

That's a simple answer: eat more, a lot more. Eat sweets in generous amounts. You must enjoy eating.

Eat a healthy yet relatively carb heavy diet and exercise lots. Simple. Just because junk food might not make you fat doesn't mean it isn't still bad for you

Why would you want to get fat? It would be a much wiser choice to build mussle instead.

I'm in the exact same situation as the OP. I'm 16, tallest and thinnest in my class. I eat so much, not always finishing meals though, because my stomach is kinda small. Wish I was normal.