How do i get fat? - General

fast metabolism repretsent [editline]06:01PM[/editline] sorry my fat fell on to the keyboard

Eat [editline]04:52PM[/editline] Lots

eat food

:taco:

[url]http://www.gnc.com/product/index.jsp?productId=3480829[/url] Drink that shit 3 times a day and start going to the gym.

swim and eat a lot of peanuts.

Bigmac. mcdonalds.

Go on Facepunch?

I resent your accusation of sitting at a pc for 6 hours as "Addict". I just have nothing better to do

[QUOTE=geogzm;22534631]fast metabolism repretsent [editline]06:01PM[/editline] sorry my fat fell on to the keyboard[/QUOTE] That was very contradicting. :ohdear: I hope you were just joking, since fast metabolisms usually mean you don't GET fat. I can't get fat, I haven't gained weight in about 2 years, just gotten taller. I eat nothing but shit, KFC, McDonalds etc.

[IMG]http://wiseeats.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/kfcsandwich.jpg[/IMG] About 15 of these puppies will do you good.

[QUOTE=AnthraX;22532486]I dont. I just want to get a little fat in my body, because I'm the slimmest fucking person in the school and It annoys me. My arms and legs look pretty thin.[/QUOTE] Be proud of your body. And if you eat a shitton like me and you're still skinny, it's in you genes. So just accept it, you moron, and build muscles instead. [editline]06:16PM[/editline] Also wow, you seriously skipped a class in school? I've never seen that happen, but you must be the nerd of the city where you live. [editline]06:18PM[/editline] [QUOTE=xDrTran;22556651]can't get fat, I haven't gained weight in about 2 years, just gotten taller. I eat nothing but shit, KFC, McDonalds etc.[/QUOTE] This. It's getting on my nerves, frankly. My grandma's all "YOU MUST GET FATTER, BOY" and I'm all "GOD DAMNIT I'M TRYING GIVE ME A HUNDRED BUCKS AND I'LL SHOVE MYSELF FULL O' FOOD"

Don't get fat, get muscle, use the fact that you're skinny to your advantage and gain weight in muscle.

Don't fall into the trap of eating unhealthily. If your metabolism is as you say it is, then you will still take on fat (in a different form) and be incredibly unhealthy, whilst maintaining a slim posture. Instead, try a carbohydrate based diet (which involves consuming more calories then you need in order to gain weight, and should keep you healthy) and do some muscle building exercises (push-ups are good for a slim physique). [url=http://www.rediff.com/getahead/2005/aug/23weight.htm]A good link.[/url]

[QUOTE=Porcupine162;22532630][url]http://scoobysworkshop.com/[/url] Eat lots of good fat, such as fish and nuts. Also, LOADS of carbs, and then don't excersise. Don't eat like shit, you just become unhealthy and develope tonnes of acne.[/QUOTE] Best, most helpful website on the internet. I [almost] completely agree with this post. Don't eat a bunch of crap, when you stop growing taller and get older, you'll regret it, trust me. Scooby has some good information about bulking up on his website and the forums can be even more helpful. The thing I do disagree on is where you say don't exercise. Exercise isn't just to lose weight, it greatly helps your joints, heart, and all around muscles. If you read scooby's website, he says that cardio is more important for your body than lifting weights. If you want to get weight and bulk fast, then don't exercise, but you'll regret it in the long run. Your body needs exercise. If you follow his advice when it comes to bulking up, you'll get big soon enough anyway.

At your 16th age you'll gain weight. That's for sure.

Eat raw animal fat. Eat your family. Eat your PC. Eat God.

[QUOTE=AnthraX;22532406]Alright. This may sound stupid, but i need to get fat a bit. I'm 14 years old, fucking tall. But I'm the slimmest person in the school. But also one of the tallest ones. I've skipped a class, so I'm the youngest person in the highschool. Even if I'm 14 and other students are 15-16, I'm taller than all of them (besides a few). I'm very tall for my age. I eat so much, but I cant manage to get fat. It always makes me taller. I dont even play basketball. I thought people who stick their ass to their chair for over 6 hours (PC addicts) get fat. But I'm getting taller instead of it. So, any adviced of getting a little bit fat?[/QUOTE] Soda, donuts, beer, chocolate bars, ice cream, baconators, Mcdonalds, greasy chips, fried butter balls, KFC.

It's cool, stay skinny and be a toothpick for the fat kids.

As you're 14, puberty has yet to run you over entirely with her truck yet, and I'm guessing your muscles still have some ways to develop and build up in terms of mass, so I'm not sure if any serious attempts at body building are going to be fruitful until you're older. I don't know, put yourself on a Michael Phelps diet or something?

[QUOTE=joe588;22532787]Well that's bollocks, everyone has roughly the same size skeleton. [/QUOTE] ectomorph, mesomorph, and endomorph read up

Keep eating like that and eventually you'll be overwhelmed by the sheer number of calories you're taking. Basically, your metabolism at 14 is handling all that food pretty well, but around the age of 16-18 you're metabolism will start to weaken and your body will begin storing the excess energy as fat and you'll be a fat-ass.

Sadly I'm this way too. ALthough my lifestyle changed when I join the Air Force, before I was in I played alot of computer games (especially in the winter) and all I eat is junk food. I've been 140 pounds, 5'10-6'0 (I've had a few physicals in the past 2-3 years.. I'm not sure what I am anymore) since I was in 9th grade and I'm now a year out of high school. People are always like "what the fuck dude why don't you gain any weight" cause I eat a LOT. Sadly, when I work out (while eating right) I don't gain muscle as fast as others. Take advantage of it, cause my dad said he lost his ability to eat like that when he was younger

[QUOTE=Winslow;22561019]Keep eating like that and eventually you'll be overwhelmed by the sheer number of calories you're taking. Basically, your metabolism at 14 is handling all that food pretty well, but around the age of 16-18 you're metabolism will start to weaken and your body will begin storing the excess energy as fat and you'll be a fat-ass.[/QUOTE] My boyfriend is almost 22 and his metabolism is still as high as ever and he is still slightly underweight. It more depends on the person that won't happen to everyone with a high metabolism when they reach that age. His dad was in his late 30's - 40's when his slowed down to a more normal state but he is still pretty small. --- If you want to gain weight OP I am sure this will have been said by now but see a nutritionist and plan out a more suitable diet. They will perhaps also recommend some sort of medication to slow down your metabolism slightly.

Try stealing someone else's metabolism.

steal all the fat from a liposuction surgery and inject it into yourself

I'm really skinny to, I should be fat as hell though.

What you need to do is! Eat something with lots of proteine, nothing like McDonalds food. Its useless shit. And do some pushups daily

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Eat lots of carbs, lots of protein, lift weights and do less cardio vascular exercise . Drink Protein Shakes aswell. You'll get bigger in no time if you stick to it.