• I write like Stephen King
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I posted part of my philosophy essay from last semester and apparently I write like H.P. Lovecraft wooooooo
I copied and pasted my history essay and it said that I write like H.P Lovecraft.
I gave it my creative writing coursework and got George Orwell.
[img]http://iwl.me/s/b3a26720[/img] Fascinating.
I wrote a short history about a fictional character I devised, but it'd stretch this page pointlessly and just bore y'all or be seen as sub-par. But according to the site, I write like Chuck Palahniuk, who was allegedly the guy who wrote the original Fight Club novel. Rather interesting
So I pasted in a speech of Hitler, and it says I write like Kurt Vonnegut. But when I add the word "DICK" somewhere into it, it's Stephen King.
Huh, apparently I write like P.G. Woodhouse.
Writing "WHORES WHORES WHORES" gave me James Joyce instead of Frank Miller.
[IMG]http://img375.imageshack.us/img375/4410/32045702.png[/IMG] I can write better than that.
dayummmmm I got George Orwell whoever the fuck he is
Copy and pasted lyrics to the Fresh Prince of Bel Air theme tune, apparently I write like Raymond Chandler.
Apparently I write like Arthur C. Clarke. :siren: :pcgaming: [B][I]FUCK YES[/I][/B] :pcgaming: :siren:
I copypasted two paragraphs from my entry to the Optimus Prime v Carl Sagan contest. First paragraph said Arthur C. Clarke, The next said Stephen King Edit: Third gave me David Foster Wallace Edit 2: 4th gave me Margaret Atwood
I wrote: [QUOTE=Cap'n Crunch;23413077]One day, I was having sex with a young, precocious girl when all of a sudden, I noticed a penis right where her vagina ought to be. Now keep in mind, it was anal sex we were having, so I couldn't have easily seen the penis if I had wanted to. "What the fuck is this?" I demanded. "No!" she exclaimed. "That's not supposed to be there!" I promptly got the fuck out.[/QUOTE] And the result was: Anne Rice. (Who apparently writes erotic and Christian fiction.) :irony:
[QUOTE=Anti Christ;23416756][IMG]http://filesmelt.com/dl/img.cgi_.png[/IMG][/QUOTE] Good to see this analyzer is pretty accurate.
[QUOTE=Bronsbey;23422098]dayummmmm I got George Orwell whoever the fuck he is[/QUOTE] You best be joking boy. I got David Foster Wallace.
[quote]Jeff had got home later that night, When he opened the door his wife was waiting for him on the stairs "I LOOK AT SCAT TYRANNY PORN" she replayed casually. "I HATE YOU" Suggested her husband to her. She filled with anxiety to the reply she had just revived "I LUST FOR COCKS, I WANT TO PUT MY THROBBING PENIS INSIDE OF YOUR ANAL CAVITY" She sexually suggested without giving out her full intention of having sex with him.[/quote] I got Stephen King 2 times in a row for shit I wrote of the tip of my head. [quote]I like boobs. I walk to the store and i see boobs, I cant touch the boobs tho. But one day i will but i might go to jail if it do. Boobs are nice to look at, Some times there small but that's alright because then i don't have to look at that ugly bitch anymore.[/quote] Margaret Atwood.
[QUOTE]Welcome to bonerville. Population: You, bitch. You think you can run? Think you can hide? Where would you run? My dick is like a subway train, it can follow you wherever you run to. Where would you hide? My dick IS the hiding place.[/QUOTE] I got Chuck Palahniuk. Sweet.
Pic coz everyone else had one [IMG]http://lookpic.com/d2/i2/2752/dCsIxyeW.png[/IMG] Cool thing is, I have actually envisioned myself as becoming a writer. At school I receive constant compliments from my teachers regarding my writing abilities. Now knowing that this site has "Analyzed" my writing style to be similar to that of one of my favourite authors and probably one of the most renowned authors is definitely a morale boost. [editline]02:18PM[/editline] Also I just put that short paragraph I just wrote into the site and it came up with [IMG]http://lookpic.com/d2/i2/378/KBUa69bh.png[/IMG]
[QUOTE=PopLot;23423254]Cool thing is, I have actually envisioned myself as becoming a writer. At school I receive constant compliments from my teachers regarding my writing abilities. Now knowing that this site has "Analyzed" my writing style to be similar to that of one of my favourite authors and probably one of the most renowned authors is definitely a morale boost.[/quote] Not trying to bring down your morale boost or anything but this site isn't exactly the best thing to compare your writing with. Someone can get the same result by spamming dicks and analyzing it.
[IMG]http://i30.tinypic.com/2wqy1lk.jpg[/IMG] No shit, Sherlock.
[quote]it was night time before the story starts and a wizard was bad guy and he tried to kill hairy plopper but he only left a cock shaped scar on his forehead. then the wizard saved him and took him to his dickfaced uncle and aunt. he had a greedy shithead cousin who was super gay but not for hairy plopper but he didnt care because he wasn't gay. then one day they were sleeping in a shit hole surrounded by water and a big guy walks in and they all wake up and he has a cake and it is for hairy but supergay shithead cousin eats it and then he turns into a pig because he was bad then the big hairy guy who is called halfdick because he has a 2 inch penis was like come with me because your parents were magical people and he was like I want to be a magical wizard so take me where you want to then halfdick took hairy to a pub where they got shit faced and he was 12 or 13 I think and then they used an umbrella to remove a wall which led to fucking rainbows lane where wizards shopped for magic stuff and he bought a pot and a wand which was special because he who shouldnt be talked about not had the same kind of wand but it was the only one for hairy because the other wands were homo and they didn't like the way he handled a stick then hairy was taken to the big bank with a roller coaster and midget pigs ran the place so they had the keys and if anyone else tried to open the bank they would die. then hairy had heaps of money but he only got some but this happened before he bought the pot and the wand I think. then he bought an owl I think which was white and it could deliver mail but hairy had no friends. also before I get to far it was shithead cousins birthday in a zoo and hairy talked to a snake. then hairy was on a train which he had to jump through a wall to get to and he made lots of friends in his first year and he played a game with a flying ball and brooms and he wasnt supposed to because he was too young but he was good anyway. his friends were ron ginger and herpaderpaminey ranger. they liked eachother and ron gingers sister gindrinker ginger liked hairy. then they were in a dungeon with a 3 headed dog and they did tests to get to the bad guy who was their teacher and also hairy met him at the pub then they beat him but the bad guy flew away because he was his head. then the next movie happened where they flew in a car and crashed into a tree I think no wait thats the next one. then they had a big snake who petrified people but hairy stabbed it with his phoenix sword and killed the bad guy who was from the past but he was not a terminator because they come from the future. then hairy and ron flew in a car to hogherpes and crashed into a moving tentacle rape tree and ran away but rons penis broke in half and wouldn't work so he couldnt impress herpaderpaminey. no wait that was in the other movie then they had to find the prisoner of assrapebam who was hairys sex predator who liked dogs because he could turn into a dog and there was the other guy who was a warewolf and he was hairy's teacher like the other guy he had a secret but he wasn't bad he was friend's with hairys parents and double penetrated his mum with the help of the guy who turns into a rat who was a dick head who told on them or something then the wolf guy got him in a snowy house which had a secret tunnel under the tentacle rape tree in hogherpes. then they all lived happily ever after until next year where there was a tournament or something with a cup and harry was going to win in a maze where this guy died but then he had to fight the bad guy but they almost won but he ran away I think then they were safe but the guy was dead and they were sad then in the next movie there was a secret club of good guys who tried to find the bad guy but in the magic head quarters they fought him and his emo minions and I think they won but slither guy was there who was hairy's teacher and he killed the headjob master who mentored hairy and his friends who had pets too. then I dunno what happens because they haven't made the other movie that or I forgot how the other one goes.[/quote] guess who.
I write like David Foster Wallace
[QUOTE=dirty harry;23423886]I write like David Foster Wallace[/QUOTE] Same. LOL
[QUOTE=VagueWisdom;23423512]Not trying to bring down your morale boost or anything but this site isn't exactly the best thing to compare your writing with. Someone can get the same result by spamming dicks and analyzing it.[/QUOTE] I know it isn't, but it's another compliment to add to the list.
It seems I write like a different author each time I submit some of my stuff.
"I write like H. P. Lovecraft" cool. Although I had typed something like "hurr durr dinosaurs, olololol"
Arthur C. Clarke here. But that's probably only because I wrote a scifi piece: [release]Inside the frigate everything was deathly still. It was hurtling through space at thousands of meters per second but the crew was unaware of this. They floated in silence through the blackness: all systems were shut down and the crew were suited up in an attempt to reduce EM emissions to an absolute minimum. Only a couple of AU away an enemy cruiser prowled in the orbit of a gas giant, it's long skeletal form black against the twisting, writhing surface of the huge planet. If they continued on undetected for a few more seconds they would be at a safe enough distance to displace to another system. If they didn't slip by, the ship would be reduced to tiny fragments of metal, plastic and frozen biomass. Instinctively, the crew held their breath.[/release]
I write like Neil Gaiman [editline]04:40PM[/editline] Now I write like Charles Dickens.
[release]Insert a bad story here. Also vampires and love and werewolves.[/release] [img]http://sadpanda.us/images/170086-91V28ST.png[/img] Ha.
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