I wrote this off of the top of my head: 'As John sat there, in the dimly lit space at his desk, he wondered: who was on the other end of the phone last night when he was with his girlfriend? John thought of anyone that it could be, and nobody came to mind. He and his girlfriend tried to keep it secret that they were going out, but sometimes a friend saw them together and made assumptions. He knew his long time friend Dannie knew, but Dannie wouldn't do something like that, being the cool guy he was. His other friend Ben knew, but was too wrapped up in his music and bands to worry about that. Maybe it had been one of his girlfriends friends? John knew very few of them, and he didn't think any really knew. So John got up, tired of thinking in a loop, and drove out to the theater. He figured he'd see a creepy movie to take his mind off things. He checked what was playing and bought tickets for Paranormal Activity and took his seat in the theater. He had always been very easily scared by movies, having a vivid imagination. So naturally, he had almost soiled his pants by the time the movie was over. John got up, and noticed a peculiar figure. In the top row of the theater, near the exit, there stood a man in a black trench coat that seemed old and worn. He stared at John, and didn't move. John, being nervous, walked out of the theater in a small group in hope that maybe the figure wouldn't notice him. He went to the ally, where he parked his car, and saw the man. The man stood, neither friendly nor menacingly, and walked towards John. John was too scared to move, so he stood with his mouth gaped in terror. The figure slowly walked up to John, grinned, and whispered in his ear ," I was phone."'
It said I wrote like Stephen King too.
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Stephen Page King
Got Arthur C. Clarke. I am happy.
Kurt Vonnegut apparently.
This thing sure likes stephen king.
It's barely accurate, write any old mush and it'll pick an author at random, it seems.
I copied and pasted an old English coursework draft on Dracula in and got told I wrote like Bram Stoker :downs:
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[QUOTE=Rayce;23445936]It said I write like Cory Doctorow.[/QUOTE]
this
I made up a few words and it said I write like Cory Doctorow. Interesting Author! Thanks to the site.
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For all I know this could be totally random.
I typed out a Dr Seusss poem and it said I write like Ernest Hemingway
Apparently I write like Raymond Chandler. He wrote stylistic detective novels. Cool beans.
Also apparently Stephen King writes just like this.
"Jim ran far. Jim bought a car. Suzy liked to rock. Suzy liked the cock. Jim said he loved Suzy. Suzy said she loved Jim. Jim's friend was pete. Pete liked to cheat. Pete fucked Suzy."
Poignant.
Can't figure out badge
I pasted an excerpt from Stephanie Meyer's Twilight and it said I write well!
:irony:
[QUOTE=The Riddler;24913139]I pasted an excerpt from Stephanie Meyer's Twilight and it said I write well!
:irony:[/QUOTE]
Did you check the date of the last post
And could you have at least posted a good comment instead of that
[QUOTE=CheeseMan;24913155]Did you check the date of the last post
And could you have at least posted a good comment instead of that[/QUOTE]
I thought it was rather funny. Query. Have you checked the post dates on other threads because those can be a hell of a lot older than these.
Well, atleast it is accurate.
[Quote="Me"]*Nothing but nigger for 3 paragraphs*
I write like
[URL="http://iwl.me/w/cfe536cd"]Mark Twain[/URL]
[/Quote]
[QUOTE=The Riddler;24913227]I thought it was rather funny. Query. Have you checked the post dates on other threads because those can be a hell of a lot older than these.[/QUOTE]
You know that's kind of against the point, you shouldn't bump threads this old no matter how funny it is, and especially not with a dumb comment. You can't just go "Well have you seen a lot of murders around here, they're way worse!"
[QUOTE=CheeseMan;24913364]You know that's kind of against the point, you shouldn't bump threads this old no matter how funny it is, and especially not with a dumb comment. You can't just go "Well have you seen a lot of murders around here, they're way worse!"[/QUOTE]
I do get your point. Look, I will accede to the fact that my comment was quite dry, but it wasn't that dry. I guess it was my mistake for bumping this one, though. I'm just saying, why should I be the only one getting shit for doing it?
Cory Doctorow, don't even know who he is.
I write my Facebook statuses like Stephen King.
who the fuck is David Foster Wallace
I put in "Fuck Tha Police" by N.W.A.
I got Mark Twain.
This is what I wrote:
When i met sally she died of pneumonia the next week
This is what it compared me to
[img]http://chuckpalahniuk.net/files/images/news/jd-salinger.jpg[/img]
wat
[QUOTE=The Riddler;24913480]I do get your point. Look, I will accede to the fact that my comment was quite dry, but it wasn't that dry. I guess it was my mistake for bumping this one, though. I'm just saying, why should I be the only one getting shit for doing it?[/QUOTE]
Because you are really the only one doing it, and everyone else who does it gets shit as well. Or banned.
Why would you bump this shit?
I just copied and pasted a paragraph of 'I LOVE PENIS' and I got P.G Wodehouse
Spamming the n-word makes me write like Mark Twain
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I knew he was a racist
I write like
Mark Twain
:downs:
I write like J K Rowling.
I'm ok with this.
Did another excerpt, got HG Wells
I am VERY ok with this
I write like
Stephenie Meyer
"LOLLOLOLOLOLOL VAMPIRES ARE SEXY LOLOLOLOLOL"
I was aiming for her, or a 13 years olds fanfic.
[quote]lol lol lol. lol lol. lol, haha, lol lol.[/quote]
Cory Doctorow "Great job! Do you want to get your book published?"
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