I pasted [url=http://pastebin.com/Wv2muT9g]this story I started writing[/url] and it said I write like william gibson.
Apparently Hitler writes like Lovecraft.
I apparently write like [url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_Gibson]William Gibson[/url].
How is this accurate at all?
[quote]Harry stared into the cold, merciless blood shot eyes gazing at him. His gaze was locked, and he couldn't pull away. He could feel the approaching, and agonizing death was nearly upon him.[/quote]
I wrote that so I would get J.K Rowling and lo behold I did.. then I changed Harry to John and got Stephen King.
What the fuck?
I would have just posted a facepalm, but probably would get banned.
hey op I write like Stephen King too!!!
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you and I should write a book together.
[QUOTE]After the day was over, I decided to whip out my cock and furiously masturbate to lesbian porn. "I am a real man", I thought.[/QUOTE]
I got Cory Doctorow.
I write like stephen king [QUOTE]Okay. So i was beat up to the point that i bled everywhere. He is what happend.
I was walking to the library cause my teacher wanted me to "study" Anyways while walking there i was hearing rattling in the bushes. And boom 3 people jump at me and attack me. Then punched me so hard my nose felt like it broke. They threw me to the stop sign and started hitting my head against it. They then threw me to the ground and stole all the money i had left so i can catch the nearby bus. I had about 1 dollar and thats about it. They then said your cuban friend is next. You betta back away punk or next time you WONT live. I have a fear that your gonna die and if i jump in they will KILL me.[/QUOTE]
Movie time.
Ursula K. Le Guin
I write like Cory Doctorow.
I write like H.P. Lovecraft.
Not surprising actually, given the fact that most of the stories I write are first-person narratives of encounters with the paranormal. :v:
Apparently Bret Easton Ellis writes like Stephenie Meyer?
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that image hurts my eyes
anyone else get that?
Apparently the author of Half Life: Full Life Consequences writes like Cory Doctorow.
I write like Dan Brown. Woo?
I wrote the word "dicks" a few hundred times.
Told me I write like Stephanie Meyer.
I copypasted penis over and over and it said I wrote like Annie Rice.
I always had a passion for writing...
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[quote]fookin zombies everywhere so i shotted them in their facez with shotty guns. it was bloody everywhere after dat so i went home and bathed. i was clean then and felt good aboot killink the zombees.[/quote]
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I inserted like ten different snippets from ten different parts of my book and in all of them I got that I write like Arthur C. Clarke :c00l:
But the interclade sex scene was more of a James Joyce thing (Not that I didn't expect that).
I write like Tolkien, or did.. Im going for H. P. Lovecraft
Apparently. I. Type. Like. Stephen. Hawking.
Sorry, I had to...
:(
But seriously, it's okay weather outside lately, he should go for a walk...
Oh......
[release]As he walked into the cabin he sensed something was wrong. He couldn't quite figure out what was amiss, but there was something. Like a lightning strike it clicked. There was a body hanging in the center of the room, above a pentagram, blood spilled everywhere. While he was out his cabin was used for a satanic suicide.
Meanwhile, a few miles north, even darker events were about to unfold. Jason Barg was rafting in the stream, when from out the water rose a creature. It was Cthulu.[/release]
I Write like Dan Brown. So apparently his characters are a bit slow to notice the obvious?
[QUOTE=Errorproxy;23413080]Make a movie.[/QUOTE]
no
"Poopin scoopin wipin my doopin, my poop is a rope like a brown catapiller."
I write like
Arthur Conan Doyle
I write like Stephen King too, apparently
[quote]Three blind mice were walking down the street and then a mother fucking bitch jumped out from the shadows and put a gun to their head and blew them all up to shit so now they're just a giant fucking puddle of blood and internal organs holy shit fuck fuck fuck she said noticing all the destruction she caused
she then shlicked for 6 hours
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"Wun teim der wuz dese rocks but dey wasnt rock dey wus DEEMUNS.
And den dere wus a guy and hee lookd at der rocks and he went mad and he DEID.
Thee und."
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Well, shit.
Yeah, this thing's a crock of shit.
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