Stop using sentence patterns. It's cheating when you're using it in some poem you made up to make Facepunch like you because they don't understand it, yet like it. Gullible.
How about you,
Stop,
crying.
[QUOTE=Captain Bald;20147540]How about you,
Stop,
crying.[/QUOTE]
Yeah for real.
[QUOTE=Captain Bald;20147540]How about you,
Stop,
crying.[/QUOTE]
How about you die, die in a fire.
[QUOTE=Tetsmega;20147599]How about you die, die in a fire.[/QUOTE]
but hes bald how wuld he burn?
every1 nos bald people cant burn.
I might burn on account of my massive wood.
What the fuck is going on??
Balls
You should do some porn pics, Cap'n.
[QUOTE=Captain Bald;20147081][img]http://hphotos-snc1.fbcdn.net/hs266.snc1/9326_191115400672_688215672_4124427_2030716_n.jpg[/img]
Now I'm making this face.[/QUOTE]
my god you look like youre 40
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wait what the fuck's going on this thread
most confusing thread I've seen in a long time
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[QUOTE=Captain Bald;20147140]Yes. Let me take this tie off.
[img]http://hphotos-snc3.fbcdn.net/hs161.snc3/18853_319556775672_688215672_4942797_2721560_n.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
what the fuck do you go around getting photo-shoots all day?
Advertising your band now, are you?
[QUOTE=Kylel999;20148388]my god you look like youre 40
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wait what the fuck's going on this thread
most confusing thread I've seen in a long time
[editline]02:33AM[/editline]
what the fuck do you go around getting photo-shoots all day?[/QUOTE]
I'mma model
A bald model it looks like
Real purpose of this thread:
I was thinking about some ways to promote the band.
I wondered if I made some poem up using some lyrics and bullshit off the top of my head it would get people buzzing or whatever. I took a chance.
Failed experiment. Feel free to rape my corpse.
Whaaaaa
Yes! A freedom I might use!
We still love you B-man
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Especially me :love:
[QUOTE=dArKnEsS_2;20150103]Yes! A freedom I might use![/QUOTE]
[code]A well raped corpse,
being necessary to the security of a extreme punishment,
the right of the people of facepunch to keep raping and raping,
shall not be infringed.[/code]
[QUOTE=Captain Bald;20150269][code]A well raped corpse,
being necessary to the security of a extreme punishment,
the right of the people of facepunch to keep raping and raping,
shall not be infringed.[/code][/QUOTE]
So I can rape any dead facepuncher? YES!
Promote the band by putting massive 3000 feet long posters in large cities.
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or running around naked with the banner for it stuck in your ass
Is it just me, or is Capt Bald more inane and weird now?
[QUOTE=BANNED USER;20162560]Is it just me, or is Capt Bald more inane and weird now?[/QUOTE]
Or maybe that's just what he wants you to think!
... or maybe he is. I don't know.
I like how the thread went from doors to bald people.
Captain Bald is bald?
Can I open the door?
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