What Facepunch Could Buy! - General

LOLOL Let's put OIFY on an Island and lets drown ourselves

[QUOTE=Craptasket;17726892]LOLOL Let's put OIFY on an Island and lets drown ourselves[/QUOTE] I'm seeing a weird correlation in this thread between people with OIFY avatars and posts that are supporting OIFY. can't imagine why. must investigate further.

[QUOTE=Dlaor;17724146]We wouldn't even survive a week there. If the only guys on there are facepunchers, 50% would die from lack of internet, 25% would die from starvation because nobody on facepunch can cook and the rest will probably get some weird-ass disease.[/QUOTE] You have missed the cooking threads, good job

I'll steal some money from my mommy's purse.

[QUOTE=PieClock;17724039]Reject?[/QUOTE] He's right, you're a reject of a place of "chillaxation" that's pretty sad

[QUOTE=he-did-it-->;17727033]I'll steal some money from my mommy's purse.[/QUOTE] Monkey_123's mum is richer than yours.

Awesome an island with no girls

[QUOTE=Fentoozler;17727085]Awesome an island with no girls[/QUOTE] i kno girls are so grosss!!

[QUOTE=Marlamin;17723407]Holy fuck lets buy that island and all move there. It would be like a real life facepunch. ... Wait, let's not.[/QUOTE] as soon as I read this i thought of Lord of the Flies [editline]02:51PM[/editline] oh dammit i'm late

Garry, buy the island with the sales from GMod, plus Gold member fees and donations

I shall make a house out of cucumbers... and peanut butter.

[url]http://www.privateislandsonline.com/calumbuyanisland.htm[/url] It's cheaper and you don't even have to change the name

24.5 acres Lol

[QUOTE=sam.clarke;17723431]More importantly, which faction would you support on the island? Blues Golds Mods Furrys[/QUOTE] for shelter and faction area, the furrys can have the ship that we arrived in, and THATS IT.

[QUOTE=evilweazel;17727458]Garry, buy the island with the sales from GMod, plus Gold member fees and donations[/QUOTE] that's like $10

I say we develop on the trash island in the pacific ocean.

[QUOTE=Marlamin;17723407]Holy fuck lets buy that island and all move there. It would be like a real life facepunch. ... Wait, let's not.[/QUOTE] For some reason Hezzy in a tropical fruit head-dress/hat and hula skirt comes to mind.

it would be free.

We should buy a plane and have someone crash it on our island and then re-enact Lost. Blues = Survivors Mods = Others Golds = Oceanic Six? Furries/OIFYers = Smoke monster thingy/bears/hogs

I would become a rebel of facepunch, live off the land creating neat weapons, only to band together a group of rebels and attack the mod government, taking over FP Island and selling it for a jumbo box of condoms.

[QUOTE=Rares;17723417]The island would catch alight when the oify and join date elitists fought to get on.[/QUOTE] Reminds me of Lord Of The Flies. Apparently I'm not the first. Nor the second.

[QUOTE=Ori Child;17723438]Mods on one side... Everyone else on the other.[/QUOTE] Oify in the ocean.

[QUOTE=Nick99;17723674]Island divided by huge wall. With collaseum in middle. ---------------------------|------------------------------ NORMAL PEOPLE(PIT FOR OIFY)FURRIES/REJECTS ---------------------------|------------------------------ With weekly games of pitting oify'ers against eachother. With betting.[/QUOTE] That would be awesome. [editline]11:13PM[/editline] [QUOTE=STeel;17735102]Reminds me of Lord Of The Flies. Apparently I'm not the first. Nor the second.[/QUOTE] Don't forget third.

[QUOTE=jaredop;17732452][url]http://www.privateislandsonline.com/calumbuyanisland.htm[/url] It's cheaper and you don't even have to change the name[/QUOTE] Ha, Virgin Haven Island. Fits.

That's BS. 10 million for one island? Hell, the US bought Alaska and half the goddam country with, like, less than 100 million.

Facepunch Island :v:

[QUOTE=Rosek;17723631]I never said it was a rule, I said it as a Fact. Most of Facepunchers are socially inapt and afraid to talk to the opposite sex. [editline]01:32PM[/editline] HARDCORERAPE and Love are female too.[/QUOTE] Verynicelady :ohdear:

Or we could rent a record sized stadium and buy top of the line instruments for everyone and create facepunch the musical...

I say we buy a nuke from some underground arms dealers and hold a small nation hostage and install ourselves as dictators.

What else could Facepunch buy for 18 million dollars... [QUOTE=jaredop;17732452][url]http://www.privateislandsonline.com/calumbuyanisland.htm[/url] It's cheaper and you don't even have to change the name[/QUOTE] Try to divide that up into 21,000 people. Or maybe only a few hundred, still.