Really need help, parents think I've been stalked by paedophiles
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Hilarious. I come back after like 2 years and this is the first thread I read. Good stuff
She's going to read this.
Shit, man, our plan is ruined, I'll meet you at 'The Dentist' if you know what I mean, from there, we shall leave the country and go to Holland.
Delete the forum thread, then when the child protection people look for evidence you can say your mom is insane.
nah, she's not going to read this.
I DBAN'ed the hard drive, reinstalled windows, and put a password on my account.
[QUOTE=CombineGuru;17813877]nah, she's not going to read this.
I DBAN'ed the hard drive, reinstalled windows, and put a password on my account.[/QUOTE]
Tell her she's a good mother, but ask her to keep out of your own business.
Use magnets on your hard drive and then sue the people when they take it for damaging the computer and corrupting your data
Tell her to leave you alone. Tell her that it was a random thread you were viewing and you have no affiliation with the OP.
I own the forums.
I posted in the thread.
And the story has my name in it :/
[QUOTE=Zombienoid;17813316]We declare war on your mother!
[img]http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/pvx/images/b/b7/Pedobears.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
Go back to 4chan you /b/tard.
Shut up Madman.
Also, just try to explain to her, and post EVERYTHING here.
OP, now's your chance to become a pedophile. They'll never suspect someone who was once considered a victim!
[QUOTE=CombineGuru;17814069]I own the forums.
I posted in the thread.
And the story has my name in it :/[/QUOTE]
Why not delete the thread and make your mother look like a dumbass to the child protective services? If you are really determined, just shut down the forums for a couple of weeks until she forgets about it.
Damn they saw me.
You is fucked my friend.
Make a giant background a facepalm saying Fail
How old are you? Plus if you read something graphic or inappropriate, delete it from your history.
How old are you?
[QUOTE=trent_roolz;17814305]Why not delete the thread and make your mother look like a dumbass to the child protective services? If you are really determined, just shut down the forums for a couple of weeks until she forgets about it.[/QUOTE]
She printed it off.
Well I think that you need to tell your mother not to be so over protective. It is quite the self destructive trait in mothers, you need to tell the child protection services that your mother is being over protective as well. And you need to password your account as well.
Can I touch your penis?
[QUOTE=chaz13;17815227]Can I touch your penis?[/QUOTE]you mean Cleveland J.r
[QUOTE=CombineGuru;17812740]I run a server.
And yeah, I know I'm a total idiot for forgetting to lock it.[/QUOTE]
Tell her to fuck off out of your life
Also, show her /b/
[QUOTE=CombineGuru;17814918]She printed it off.[/QUOTE]
:cawg:
Is it in a locked box or something?
If not rip it up and burn it.
She's hidden it somewhere along with my speaker cable and DVI cable
your friend is going to be grounded by his parents, for typing that.
Probably already been posted a million times, if so, give me clocks, but get stalked by a real pedophile.
Or stalk a pedophile.
:ninja:
[QUOTE=CombineGuru;17815437]She's hidden it somewhere along with my speaker cable and DVI cable[/QUOTE]
She hid your speaker cable? Is she stupid or something?
[QUOTE=Zombienoid;17813316]We declare war on your mother!
[img]http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/pvx/images/b/b7/Pedobears.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
For some reason I can actaully see a pedobear D-Day. I need a phycologist...
[QUOTE=CombineGuru;17815437]She's hidden it somewhere along with my speaker cable and DVI cable[/QUOTE]
Search your mothers closet, It has to be in there somewhere.
[QUOTE=Zombienoid;17813316]We declare war on your mother!
[img]http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/pvx/images/b/b7/Pedobears.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
Speak for yourself...
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