• Really need help, parents think I've been stalked by paedophiles
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[QUOTE=Zeke129;17815484]She hid your speaker cable? Is she stupid or something?[/QUOTE] Yes, yes she is.
link to thread?
To stop this from happening again just clear your private data. Its what I do and no one suspects a thing :wink:
Sometimes I wish Facepunch had some way of actually solving these problems. Something like command centres in every major city of the world so we can quickly mobilize to talk (or beat) sense into people when they're doing something dumb.
Hey what's your mothers email, I'm going to send her a message.
[QUOTE=Zeke129;17815484]She hid your speaker cable? Is she stupid or something?[/QUOTE] yeah, she thinks it's the power
[QUOTE=CombineGuru;17815640]yeah, she thinks it's the power[/QUOTE] I rated you dumb, but it's for your mom. Don't get offended.
it's alright
[QUOTE=Zeke129;17815484]She hid your speaker cable? Is she stupid or something?[/QUOTE] Durr, that's where the paedophiles come from! :downs:
[QUOTE=Quantuam VTX;17815491]Search your mothers closet, It has to be in there somewhere.[/QUOTE] Should be behind the box dildos and anal beads. Also watch out for the bag of lube, it can be a real doozy.
[QUOTE=Angua;17812847]What kind of sick forums are you running!?[/QUOTE] Sounds a bit like Facepunch.
Ban her.
[QUOTE=Wootman;17816149]Ban her.[/QUOTE] now why the fuck would he ban himself
[QUOTE=Van-man;17812868]Introduce her to the Internet. by that, i mean 4Chan's /b/ section.[/QUOTE] No, the Encycopedia Dramatica offended page. [editline]10:42PM[/editline] [QUOTE=Zeke129;17815566]Sometimes I wish Facepunch had some way of actually solving these problems. Something like command centres in every major city of the world so we can quickly mobilize to talk (or beat) sense into people when they're doing something dumb.[/QUOTE] FP Command Nottingham Reporting.
Your mother is shit get a new one. [editline]10:03PM[/editline] And put a password on your fucking computer. [editline]10:03PM[/editline] And get a new computer, your's shit.
[QUOTE=Zeke129;17815566]Sometimes I wish Facepunch had some way of actually solving these problems. Something like command centres in every major city of the world so we can quickly mobilize to talk (or beat) sense into people when they're doing something dumb.[/QUOTE] They're called UPS centres. [editline]11:15PM[/editline] [QUOTE=MachiniOs;17816367]No, the Encycopedia Dramatica offended page. [/QUOTE] That made me throw up.
Why doesn't any one password protect there computer!?
[quote]Naruto was owned by his huge dripping black cock of doom.[/quote] [img]http://i166.photobucket.com/albums/u101/JOVH/UNCLEPHILWAT.jpg?t=1255472250[/img] Ask her what the fuck she is doing, snooping on your pc, looking through all your shit, and make sure you get rid of anything and make her look like a mad woman, like yumyumbubblegum said
She printed it all though
[QUOTE=CombineGuru;17817210]She printed it all though[/QUOTE] lol
She was on your computer? You didn't pass protect it? You didn't clear history? She knows how to even use a computer!? ... My mother used to not know how to turn one on. After I did she needed help to get the internet page up. Then she had to ask me how to get onto ebay. Atleast she has her own computer now, she still doesn't see anymore than Ebay and Big Brother forums though. She's such a noob XD.. Gawd I hate big brother.
Big brother??
Its some TV show or some shit.
hey at least no one posted pictures
Hmm, I think you may need to find a way to get rid of those sneaky parents of yours. This formula may do just the trick [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vJCRNXUngAM&feature=related[/media]
i was going to post that
find some bad screamers and leave them for her to descover in her own time.
pretend you wanted to be molested, so she will let you do it and give you back your computer
This is why you get firefox. It deletes you history, and private files by itself every time you exit it. And put i fucking password on your computer.
[QUOTE=Zeke129;17815566]Sometimes I wish Facepunch had some way of actually solving these problems. Something like command centres in every major city of the world so we can quickly mobilize to talk (or beat) sense into people when they're doing something dumb.[/QUOTE] /b/ can do that, except instead of physically they can ruin your life by indirect means.
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