• Really need help, parents think I've been stalked by paedophiles
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Oh man this is fucking hilarious. OP is underage.
Check her History.
[QUOTE=The Epidemic;17822259]Check her History.[/QUOTE] Hmm. Facebook... Facebook... Pornhub... Facebook... Nothing out of the ordinary :smug:
Partion the drive, install ubuntu onto the second partion, make it automatically boot in ubuntu with a complex password and username. Make it so the 2nd partion is hidden and encrypted just in-case. Once you get it back unencrypt it allow the option of booting in windows but only with password protection. Then change it so if you leave your pc alone for over, sya 10 minutes it automatically logs out or locks. Or you could always print a page of /b/ out and replace the print offs.
Go snooping around the house for the things she printed. If she asks why the fuck you're going through her stuff, reply "Why the fuck were you going through MY stuff!". Your mum's a twat. [editline]05:38AM[/editline] Or fuck if that fails just threaten her with a can of beans or something.
That's just messed up of what your mom did. Parents do have a right to check on their kids but not to that extent. Should've kicked her in the vagina bone.
[QUOTE=Chem;17822830]That's just messed up of what your mom did. Parents do have a right to check on their kids but not to that extent. Should've kicked her in the vagina bone.[/QUOTE] she masturbates to it at night
Knock some sense into your mother or kill her. Simple as that.
[QUOTE=MelonGuy;17822770]Go snooping around the house for the things she printed. If she asks why the fuck you're going through her stuff, reply "Why the fuck were you going through MY stuff!". Your mum's a twat. [editline]05:38AM[/editline] Or fuck if that fails just threaten her with a can of beans or something.[/QUOTE] She will just use the argument that shes a parent and that she has the right to do so.
You think you got it bad? I am actually being stalked by a Mentally challenged Pedophile. Me and all my friends, he lives down my street, he has some speech problems, but you can see from his window he watches Kids TV. And has Kids Magazines everywhere. He even was playing with some of the kids down the street and we saw him pick one of them up. Fuck the mom was pissed. They were playing in the sprinkler last summer and he came to there yard in a bathing suit. It was fucked up...
I'm sorry, but this is hilarious. :byodood:
buy a gun you know whats next [editline]05:28AM[/editline] Or, stuff them with [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F3jFTzhdZF4[/media]
[QUOTE=Furfurag;17814177]Shut up Madman. Also, just try to explain to her, and post EVERYTHING here.[/QUOTE] Don't you talk to Andre like that, you twat. He survived Huricaine Ike.
This your forum ? [url]http://www.diamondbuild.info/[/url]
[QUOTE=Axelius;17825097]This your forum ? [url]http://www.diamondbuild.info/[/url][/QUOTE] Yes thanks for the post in the new thread ^_^
Clean your history more often, or password protect your computer.
Remove your hardrive from your PC casing and run a powerful magnet along it. Then buy a new one after the heat dies down. Oh and use firefox, you can get it to automatically clear everything.
I just use Crome, but my parents don't check my history because they think I use Firefox. I just use it every now and then to goto Youtube and what not. It also helps that I've hidden the Crome files.
Sue her for invasion of privacy
Well, she shouldn't be looking through you're stuff and assuming things, if theres ANY way you can prove to her that everything is fine. My mum never looks through my stuff anymore now I have my own laptop in my room and everything, even though there's nothing dodgy I'd kill her for touching my stuff. Just like when I was like 10 if she slapped me I'd just not care and ignore her. xD If she ever did it now I would probably punch her back. So yeah she shouldn't be invading your privacy :P
[QUOTE=Whats This?v3;17827063]I just use Crome, but my parents don't check my history because they think I use Firefox. I just use it every now and then to goto Youtube and what not. It also helps that I've hidden the Crome files.[/QUOTE] The Invisible Folder trick is nice, and then remove Chrome from Start Menu. For people who don't know, for an invisible folder you rename the folder to ALT + 0160 (Hold Alt and press 0 1 6 0 and then let go of Alt) Then go into Properties and change the Icon to the transparent icon. Wala, invisible folder.
Just use Truecrypt.
Do what I do: Set up your browser not to store cache or history.
[QUOTE=Nallin;17819156]Hmm, I think you may need to find a way to get rid of those sneaky parents of yours. This formula may do just the trick [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vJCRNXUngAM&feature=related[/media][/QUOTE] :cawg:
[QUOTE=The Rifleman;17820972]This is why you get firefox. It deletes you history, and private files by itself every time you exit it. And put i fucking password on your computer.[/QUOTE] No it doesn't.
well you can set it to
Well I though of an alternative. You're mother probably has all sorts of reasons why she's snooping around you're PC, I would think to see if you're checking out porn myself, but who knows what she originally was looking for. Perhaps it just was traces of pedobear tracking you. If that is the case, id go see my mother and tell her; "You know mum if you're so worried about pedophiles getting me why don't we talk about it." I know talking to you're mum in this way sucks but maybe she'll consider you more mature and less ignorant if you talk to her this way. The tell her everything you know about Pedophiles ask her if their is anything she would like to add and finish by saying; "I guess with all this said you can trust me to be well aware of the dangers of pedophiles thus making me able to recognize and avoid them" And if she ends up telling you a bunch of stuff you didn't know you can still say this 'cause you just learned it. Step 2: Buy a small flash drive (like the U3) which lets you install a web browser on it, it's cheep and great to have bookmarks and web surfing without leaving a trace, you can carry it with you so she wont see what you're looking at 'cause it's always on your flash drive. Note, depending on her knowledge of the web most parents are ignorant of how everything works, so them freaking out for anything isn't uncommon, just need to find a way to reassure them but don't lie or exaggerate don't need to say everything and avoid being cocky or overconfident, say things like I know the internetz can be dangerous that's why I'm careful.
Thanks for all the advice :350:
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