Sleep and Dreams Megathread - General

[QUOTE=Hmn30;24456609]doesnt exist, im afraid.[/QUOTE] You can still say

[QUOTE=solid_jakeV2;24456620]You can still say[/QUOTE] or, you could say it right. SAY IT RIGHT JAKE.

I have no idea what we're talking about right now.

GOD DAMNIT, I actually had multiple dream tonight, but it's one thing that's not good about it, it was on the expense of a good nights sleep so when I woke up i was to tired to write the dreams down. now I can only remember 3 things. I was boarding a train* and I got in, my memory of that dream ends there. The other thing I can remember is that I was in a car at a festival in the swedish mountains. And thats what i could remember of that dream and the last dream I dont know if it was a dream or not. I thought I was awake and I thought "I'm not sleeping anymore" and then some porn flashed before my eyes (:wtc:) and then I fell asleep again that was my third dream. (I'm still not quite sure if i was dreaming or just very tired) *Trains are a reoccuring theme in my dreams for some reason.

[QUOTE=Fatfatfatty;24456667]GOD DAMNIT, I actually had multiple dream tonight, but it's one thing that's not good about it, it was on the expense of a good nights sleep so when I woke up i was to tired to write the dreams down. now I can only remember 3 things. I was boarding a train* and I got in, my memory of that dream ends there, the other thing i can remember is that I was in a car at a festival in the swedish mountains. and the last thing i dont know if it was a dream or not. I thought i was awake and i thought "I'm not sleeping anymore" and so i thought and some porn flashed before my eyes (:wtc:) and then I fell asleep again that was my third dream. (I'm still not quite sure if i was dreaming or just very tired) *Trains are a reoccuring theme in my dreams for some reason.[/QUOTE] The train thing could be a sign that you are afraid to go somewhere or make a big step in your life. Can't really draw much for that information. Also you probobly ejaculated in your sleep when the porn flash, I swear everyone forgets that you're naturally excercising your prostate when you sleep to relieve it's stress.

Checking my underwear... not wet/sticky.

[QUOTE=Fourm Shark;24456709]holy fuck, a face lucid dream im in my dream, i just feel that familiar lucid realization snap in my head. im like, im dreaming! bitch"somegirl"get up. "reality check, yep im dreaming!" i proceed to fuck her. i wake up. knowing that that wasnt lucid. i didnt know i was dreaming but in the dream i dream't that i figured out i was dreaming about the dream without knowing that i was actually dreaming. :geno:[/QUOTE] Holy fuck HOLY FUCK my brain just sizzled a little bit. You basically had a false awakening and the dream replayed itself in your dream that you had in your original dream. [editline]11:34PM[/editline] [QUOTE=Fatfatfatty;24456727]Checking my underwear... not wet/sticky.[/QUOTE] Prostate Excercise -> Varying liquid deposits. Why would your prostate waste the sperm like that. Muscles like that need excercise too ya know [editline]11:36PM[/editline] I'll go to bed next page after I repost my story so zin doesn't skip it. AND IF HE DOES YOU GUYS BETTER TELL HIM

I'm going in a few. Gonna watch inception trailers to inspire lucidity. I really hope I get lucid again tonight.

I just watched one. God she reminds me so much of my sub :allears: [editline]11:43PM[/editline] Or it should be the other way around, technically, but I could care less [editline]11:45PM[/editline] Come on 7 more damn posts

Also, for anyone who is interested. I've developed a useful reality check that always works for me. Try touching your face. In your dream it should seem like there is a clear sheet of glass in front of your face, which I see as a window into my dream world, where I am looking into from reality.

Ok, i have a few for you guys to "analyze" Ok, first of all. I had a reacurring dream as a kid, and it was a game, and if you lost, you would die IRL. We used these damn things [img]http://feeds2.yourstorewizards.com/2171/images/full/bissell-b-52324-classic-push-sweeper.jpg[/img] And, i would always die Another one i had was, i was at a playground with my parents, and they wanted to leavee, and i didn't, and so i stayed, and they came back a few times, but after that, they left forever :saddowns:

I just woke up, and dreamed about Bender and Zoidberg. [editline]06:49AM[/editline] Zoidberg was eating food then turned into a female. Bender was riding a car.

[QUOTE=Playaz;24456943]Ok, i have a few for you guys to "analyze" Ok, first of all. I had a reacurring dream as a kid, and it was a game, and if you lost, you would die IRL. We used these damn things And, i would always die Another one i had was, i was at a playground with my parents, and they wanted to leavee, and i didn't, and so i stayed, and they came back a few times, but after that, they left forever :saddowns:[/QUOTE] Okay, since these were recurring dreams as a kid, I can easily answer this. 1 - Your fear of stupid choices and influence from friends (as per if those people youre playing with are friends) 2 - Natural fear of abandonments and seperation from parents [editline]11:53PM[/editline] Forgot about the picture fuck hold on [editline]11:54PM[/editline] Of course this is me analyzing them as fears because you probobly didn't like these dreams as a kid

[QUOTE=solid_jakeV2;24456997]Okay, since these were recurring dreams as a kid, I can easily answer this. 1 - Your fear of stupid choices and influence from friends (as per if those people youre playing with are friends) 2 - Natural fear of abandonments and seperation from parents [editline]11:53PM[/editline] Forgot about the picture fuck hold on [editline]11:54PM[/editline] Of course this is me analyzing them as fears because you probobly didn't like these dreams as a kid[/QUOTE] Wow, that makes sense. 2 more things, you need to add me D: And, ok. So, (Real Life) Me and my best friend can never see each other due to his mom hating me because i do not agree with her and she expects me to be a parent to my best friend, and so (dream) I had a dream i was at her house, and i was asking her if i could ever be his friend and see him and she shoot me down saying "LOL, NO, WHY WOULD YOU THINK THAT". And than she made me go clean her kitty litter box, which was a double decker (WTF) Another one i had recently was i was in the car, and we had to go back to our house, and in REAL LIFE i live in a shitty appartment, but when i went into the house, my room was huge, and i noticed it had clear doors (any importance) and i spent a great deal of time in there, and they started getting impatient. I than found the thing i was looking for a (green, shit that said "cyber" and something else on it, with a gamespy sort of logo. and it ended

Last night, after not trying to LD for around a month I decided to to the "watch the squiggly line" thing to see what what happened. I did a relaxation exercise, lay down closed eyes and lay still. "watching" (ie not actually moving my eyes" the lines form shapes. Then I felt my eyes suddenly go wild, twitching in every direction without input. After a while of this it was like my eyes were slowly opening, which was incredibly confusing seeing as I wasn't consciously opening them. Being utterly confused as to whether or not your eyes are open is incredibly mindfuck. After looking around, I opened my eyes again. Wat. In short: ":psyduck:"

Okay first to answer the above post, you were going into REM and you were panicing. Your eyes will open naturally in REM stage so just let it be. Playaz I'm reading your story now

[QUOTE=solid_jakeV2;24457158]Okay first to answer the above post, you were going into REM and you were [B]panicking[/B]. Your eyes will open naturally in REM stage so just let it be. Playaz I'm reading your story now[/QUOTE] bitch please

[QUOTE=Playaz;24457116]Wow, that makes sense. 2 more things, you need to add me D: And, ok. So, (Real Life) Me and my best friend can never see each other due to his mom hating me because i do not agree with her and she expects me to be a parent to my best friend, and so (dream) I had a dream i was at her house, and i was asking her if i could ever be his friend and see him and she shoot me down saying "LOL, NO, WHY WOULD YOU THINK THAT". And than she made me go clean her kitty litter box, which was a double decker (WTF) Another one i had recently was i was in the car, and we had to go back to our house, and in REAL LIFE i live in a shitty appartment, but when i went into the house, my room was huge, and i noticed it had clear doors (any importance) and i spent a great deal of time in there, and they started getting impatient. I than found the thing i was looking for a (green, shit that said "cyber" and something else on it, with a gamespy sort of logo. and it ended[/QUOTE] 1- The thing that has symbolization here is more the kitty box the the actual conversation. You want this mother to trust you and to gain her trust you listen to her in your dream because you see it is the only way to do so. 2- this one I'm very iffy on. It could be that you gained hope in someone that you recently had no liking of. The object you lost and the frustration it brought you finding it is the time you spent with this person annoyed, then suddenly you find it, symbolising a gain in friendship or trust. ON THE OTHER HAND, it could be the opposite, that you lost hope in someone or learned something about someone you didn't like. Your room symbolizes how comforting they were and the object you lost being the hope or expectations you placed on this person. [editline]12:10AM[/editline] [QUOTE=Hmn30;24457208]bitch please[/QUOTE] Shut up you, I'm tired to shit and the thread finally picks off when I'm about to sleep so I'm trying to manage. [editline]12:12AM[/editline] hey wait I didn't put a k in the post GOD DAMNIT HMN

Jake are you drunk posting?

[QUOTE=solid_jakeV2;24457218] 2- this one I'm very iffy on. It could be that you gained hope in someone that you recently had no liking of. The object you lost and the frustration it brought you finding it is the time you spent with this person annoyed, then suddenly you find it, symbolising a gain in friendship or trust. ON THE OTHER HAND, it could be the opposite, that you lost hope in someone or learned something about someone you didn't like. Your room symbolizes how comforting they were and the object you lost being the hope or expectations you placed on this person. [/QUOTE] Wow, that makes TOTAL FUCKING SENSE. And than, you need to add me D: :saddowns: Click my steam thingy

[quote=Dream Journal]Today I had the most mind boggling dream I could ever remember. It started off with me getting out of a car. The car was a black sedan. I looked around and shut the door. We were on a street in the front of a large mall. The mall was extremely familiar. I crossed the street and walked in the entrance to the mall. There were a bunch of stores around the mall and I looked at some of the clothes that they had. I walked inside and began taking my selection of things I liked. From a black armani exchange suit to kenneth cole shoes I stacked one and the other on top of the counter. I reached in my pocket to pay, but realized I forgot my wallet in the car. I curse loudly and walked out of the store. I started making my way back to the car when I paniced. I felt I was late for something. I ran inside a random resturaunt and asked the waitress there what the time was. She said to hold on. I waited. I heard a glass break in the background and looked up to see what it was. I saw my subconscious, shocked, asking the same waitress I asked the time for something. This felt all to familiar. I saw the waitress come back with a small bottle of tabasco. She drank it. She rubbed her hands together. I widened my eyes in disbelief. She brushed her hair back with her and, still with a shocked face, and felt her face and lips and looked at the lipstick that ran off of it with utter terror. I saw her walk to the back of the resteraunt. The waitress came back. "excuse me could I have whatever you just gave that girl over there in that booth?" I asked the waitress. "Sure" she said, and she went to get another small bottle. I followed her, and when she gave me the bottle I went to where the bathrooms were. I chugged the bottle. No feeling whatsoever. I knew I was dreaming. I rubbed my hands together. Once I finished I walked through to the womans bathroom. I saw my sub, and she was looking in the mirror at the funky colors. She turned to me. "Did we really just change places" she asked. "I have no idea what you're talking about right now" I said to her. "Wait, so you aren't my subconscious?" she asked me. My eyes widened more than before. "You mean to say YOU aren't MINE?" I asked her. I had no idea who I was talking to now but I was getting really creeped out. "You seem to be forgetting who the CONSCIOUS is here" she said. "Yeah, it's ME" I said yelling. "this is one really bad prank you're doing" I said. "I'm not doing anything, you ARE my subconscious after all?" she said again. "What are you talking about I'm not my own sub you are! You even take the form of it." I said defensively. She looked in the mirror. I looked in horror. Both of us were the same person in the mirror. (To clarify, both of us were my real self in the mirror, as opposed to last time where it showed my sub as my projection of it) I ran to the mirror to get a better look. I looked at her, she looked at me, both of us horrified. "What the fuck" we said in unison. I jumped back. We had the exact same thoughts running through our heads and the exact same reactions to things at almost the exact same times. I tried to collect myself but couldn't when I noticed so was my other self. I ran out of the resteraunt and was now in the mall area. I calmed myself down. I had no idea what in the hell just happened but i made sure it didn't get in the way of enjoying my dream. I continued to scower the mall of things to do. I saw an arcade and I thought I might aswell give it a shot. I made a dollar appear in my pocket and gave it to the arcade clerk and asked for a token. He gave me one. I studied the token and noted it's size, weight, shape, and texture. I closed my eyes and imagined 200 of these in a bag in front of me. Success, there they were. I played various games and had a good time. Suddenly, the building started to get destroyed. It was being sucked in by something. I looked up and saw a giant vortex eating something. I remembered, that in my last dream I did this by calling someone, which meant that the dream was still playing out the way it should have. I ran out the building and hopped on a bench. Everything was being destroyed around me, even the terrain. This was exactly what I had dreamed before, but I was in another perspective. After everything destroyed the entire area was covered in wireframe, just like before. I saw multi colored clouds move in front of me, but something caught my eye. I imagined binoculars on the bench next to me. I opened my eyes and it wasn't there. "Fuck" I said to myself. Suddenly one of the medium sized clouds floating around me spat a small cloud onto the bench and it created binoculars. I grinned and picked it up. I looked in it to see my other self, sitting on the bench exactly as I was before as the clouds started spitting things onto the floor and generating the terrain. I saw my other self dip her feet into the cloud and smiling. Then I realized something. This is the part where I woke up. I imagined sound proof ear muffs on my head and closed my eyes. A cloud spit on me. After I fought off the feeling of ecstasy it gave me, I felt on my head and sure enough, there were ear muffs. I continued viewing in the binoculars. My other self was in agony and then, vanished. I lifted my feet. The giant cloud began spitting out more clouds a lot faster, forming things. Poles started shooting out of the wireframe air with walls attached to them and formed buildings. The same with the sky, it was forming clouds dynamically and a blue sky. (I could only describe what I saw as the constructing sequence in the portal 2 trailer when the tiles were popping out of the floor replacing the old ones but faster) I knew if I wanted to make a building or recreate something l would have to do it now. I decided to test out this creationism and imagined a school. The random tiles began shooting up from below me, going through me. I felt no pain but again, a feeling of ecstasy. The generation finished, with me still sitting on my bench in a class room. Now I waited to see how it would populate. Slowly clouds began to go through the walls and assign themselves positions in the seats and front of the classroom. The clouds began to take shapes of people and faded into each layer of a person starting from the skeleton. I was now in a populated classroom. I saw mouths moving and they looked to be talking to eachother. A very distiguishable pink cloud faded through the floor and popped up in front of it. It slowly began to take a form and turned into my subconscious. "What the hell was the whole thing earlier about" I asked it. She laughed and started answering. I didn't hear anything she said. That's when I realized I still had the ear muffs on. I took it off. A very loud buzzing was playing and it overwhelmed me to a point where I had to wake up.[/quote] Repost for zin, ignore it if you already read it. [editline]12:13AM[/editline] [QUOTE=D0C H.;24457238]Jake are you drunk posting?[/QUOTE] I don't think I'm drunk, more tipsy. The combination of my lack of sleep and that is running me wild And playaz I'm on vacation and have no steam so I can't add you :frown: [editline]12:15AM[/editline] I'm off to bed, I'm gonna have a drunk dream I know it

[QUOTE=solid_jakeV2;24457245] I don't think I'm drunk, more tipsy. The combination of my lack of sleep and that is running my wild[/QUOTE] Oh, well Ive seen a few silly post of yours around in the past 5 minutes.:cop: Have fun and try to avoid a ban of any type. Im going to bed. Im going to attempt to properly remember my dream tonight. Not LD.

[QUOTE=solid_jakeV2;24457245]Repost for zin, ignore it if you already read it. [editline]12:13AM[/editline] I don't think I'm drunk, more tipsy. The combination of my lack of sleep and that is running me wild And playaz I'm on vacation and have no steam so I can't add you :frown:[/QUOTE] add me when you get back :saddowns: anyways, going to sleep. Jake, good luck with whatever the fuck you're doing, goodnight y'all. wish me luck.

[QUOTE=Hmn30;24457274]add me when you get back :saddowns: anyways, going to sleep. Jake, good luck with whatever the fuck you're doing, goodnight y'all. wish me luck.[/QUOTE] Hmn30, wait. If you want to lucid, Crazily, have some cinnamon. I tend to do better with that. Also, iDoser, but people claim its a Placebo effect, up to you.

Luck! :v:

Isn't meant to be nigh-on impossible to go directly into REM?

best day at disneyland EVER. Some serious shit went down, guys. It was great. but i need to be up in four and a half hours to do intense manual labor for half the day, so i need all the sleep i can get. night, will read tomorrow.

[QUOTE=Zinayzen;24457489]best day at disneyland EVER. Some serious shit went down, guys. It was great. but i need to be up in four and a half hours to do intense manual labor for half the day, so i need all the sleep i can get. night, will read tomorrow.[/QUOTE] Did you get a girlfriend? If so you were dreaming. ... :smug:

[QUOTE=Activeellis;24457975]Did you get a girlfriend? If so you were dreaming. ... :smug:[/QUOTE] In your dreams.

[QUOTE=Zinayzen;24457489]best day at disneyland EVER. Some serious shit went down, guys. It was great. but i need to be up in four and a half hours to do intense manual labor for half the day, so i need all the sleep i can get. night, will read tomorrow.[/QUOTE] Dont tell me you did her in front of Sleeping Beauty Castle!