I had a rather odd dream last night.
It started off with me watching a movie. It begins with a slightly chubby African American woman driving through an amusement park on a golf cart. It then cuts away to a group of kids, I think there were three or four of them.
I turn away from the movie to look at another African American girl, though she was slightly slimmer. I proceeded to shout "Why didn't they take the golf carts!?" but woke up before I could get an answer.
Now I'll never know why they didn't take those golf carts... :saddowns:
Gon' go to bed with this:
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dR3aJU0-rJE[/media]
Stop breaking my automerge :argh:
I sleep in the same room as my roomate though, Making it harder for me to fap discreetly. He knows I fap regularly and he looks at me randomly every 30 seconds.
I fap about 5 times a day...
Shit.
/ontopic
:smug:
This is so sad.
[QUOTE=D0C H.;24497530]Yeah happened to me to. Now my favorite activity is dreaming! :buddy:
:blush:
:smith:[/QUOTE]
Dont feel sad. lots of people in this thread its like lots of friends! :unsmith:
When I read the "Why didn't they take the golf carts" I read it in the tone the allies said "GET THE BANGELOOOOOOOOOOORES"
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[QUOTE=D0C H.;24497760]This is so sad.[/QUOTE]
Well this is the SAD Megathread
[QUOTE=Zinayzen;24497704]You're going to penetrate yourself when you sleep? Alrighty.[/QUOTE]
Oh you!
Oh fuck I think I swallowed a fly in my iced tea.
i feel something squirming in my throat
oh man where's the zing rating when you need it
I once read about this thing called the dream crossroads, where all lucid dreamers connect in their sleep.
[B]HOLY SHIT FAST THREAD IS MOVING FAST AGAIN YAAAAAY[/B] :buddy:
[QUOTE=solid_jake;24497798]Oh fuck I think I swallowed a fly in my iced tea.
i feel something squirming in my throat[/QUOTE]
Quickly, down some water that is half boiled.
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Or any other warm beverage.
Also, When my brother is out somewhere.
Fapfest 2k10.
[QUOTE=Simples;24497813]I once read about this thing called the dream crossroads, where all lucid dreamers connect in their sleep.[/QUOTE]
At the same time? No.
It is however possible to have the same dream as someone else
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[QUOTE=Activeellis;24497822]Quickly, down some water that is half boiled.
[editline]09:57PM[/editline]
Or any other warm beverage.
Also, When my brother is out somewhere.
Fapfest 2k10.[/QUOTE]
I fucking drowned it in mucus the fuck had no idea who it was messing with
[QUOTE=solid_jake;24497818][B]HOLY SHIT FAST THREAD IS MOVING FAST AGAIN YAAAAAY[/B] :buddy:[/QUOTE]
Yet, when im at work and your sleeping. 5 posts in 7 hours :smith:
[QUOTE=solid_jake;24497839]
I fucking drowned it in mucus the fuck had no idea who it was messing with[/QUOTE]
I can create phlegm on command.
I have had it for my whole life.
I can also regurgitate on command.
[QUOTE=kenji;24497765]Dont feel sad. lots of people in this thread its like lots of friends! :unsmith:[/QUOTE]
Dont get me wrong, I love being in this thread. :gbsmith:
Its just that all day, all i want to do is sleep.
[QUOTE=Simples;24497813]I once read about this thing called the dream crossroads, where all lucid dreamers connect in their sleep.[/QUOTE]
:doh:
[QUOTE=D0C H.;24497919]Dont get me wrong, I love being in this thread. :gbsmith:
Its just that all day, all i want to do is sleep.[/QUOTE]
I sleep a lot.
My sleeping schedule is go to sleep at 2:00am
Wake up at 5:00am
Get up at 7:30am
Go to sleep at 2:00pm
Wake up at 5-7pm
Wait, Fuck. I need to fix my schedule to wake up at 8:00 by friday.
Shit.
I just cant wait until I can LD. Much funner nights.
[QUOTE]Kendra: I'm bored
Irish Wristwatch [nom nom nom]: I'm being utterly gay
Irish Wristwatch [nom nom nom]: watching the Real Housewives, sitting on my couch in a snuggie, eating ice cream.
Irish Wristwatch [nom nom nom]: and my dog's on my lap.
[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Activeellis;24497889]I can create phlegm on command.
I have had it for my whole life.
I can also regurgitate on command.[/QUOTE]
Yum seconds.
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How do I get over the "depression" of waking up knowing that I was dreaming, and the dream was awesome.
[QUOTE=Hmn30;24498138]How do I get over the "depression" of waking up knowing that I was dreaming, and the dream was awesome.[/QUOTE]
By doing it in real life!
Tell yourself it wasn't real I guess
I knew it. You WERE depressed.
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