Sleep and Dreams Megathread - General

[QUOTE=Zinayzen;24591780]no, but it's so very tempting to do something about it and it's almost impossible to do that in the morning post your apocalypse story[/QUOTE] Hold your underwear I'm typing

[QUOTE=solid_jake;24591957]Hold your underwear I'm typing[/QUOTE] I don't want them to be covered in semen.

[QUOTE=Activeellis;24592070]I don't want them to be covered in semen.[/QUOTE] Get water proof ones that don't absorb liquids.

Dont have the money. .. I fapped with it

Oh well I'm sure it was worth it.

I had a zombie apocalypse dream once Despite popular belief, it's actually quite scary Knowing that all you've worked for is now void, as qualifications no longer have meaning, is very depressing

Well, I remembered fragments of my dream, but I'm pissed off. I remember that at one point I did the nose pinching RC and it failed, so I knew I was dreaming. But I think I woke up.

Ok, if someone could interpet this. First of all, i met this girl last night, blah blah blah, and i dreamed i kissed her. Does that show something about my personality? And than, i had a dream my friend was a drain thing, and i was going to burn it, he was being an ass. And when i went into my room, he was hooked up to a thing to make him that

Not done yet jake?

[quote=Dream Journal]Today I had a zombie apocalypse dream with my subconscious but it appeared a little later. It started off with me walking normally to my house. It was dark and the street lamps were off. I was turning the corner that leads to the street of my apartment and I see people brawling with other people. Instead of minding my own business I walk up to them and see what the commotion is about. One of the people had blood all over their face. He was a zombie. The woman that was beating him up with a stick bashed his brains in and some blood splattered on me. The woman looked at me and told me to follow her. I follow naturally seeing as I had no weapon. More people showed up, armed. One of them was a cop while others were teenagers. More zombies started charging to us from the front. I saw a large knife, maybe a kukri, on the back of the woman that I followed. I grabbed it and prepared myself. They ended up taking out all the zombies that charged at us. I turned around and saw a lot more coming from the back. I poked the woman and she turned around. "We need to hurry" she said to all of us. We ran up the street. We hopped a small fence and ran through some bushes. We were now in the avenue that was near my house. There was military and the entire place was sealed off, so we were safe. They dropped their weapons and went inside. I dropped my weapons inside. "Kid you don't have to keep the thing here, they can't smell metal" the teenager with us said. "No but they CAN smell all the blood on the metal" I replied. He nodded and started bringing the weapons in. I ventured through the outpost and came across a sign that said "Holding Area" pointing to the next room. I went in the room and saw my subconscious looking down sitting on a chair looking worried. I knew I was dreaming and rubbed my hands together. She looked up at me and was relieved. She ran up to hug me and kissed me a lot. "Oh I was so worried about you" she said in between kisses. "Do you have no confidence in me" I said. "It's more you going off task than your ability to defend yourself" she replied. She took me through the outpost and back outside on top of a watch tower. We sat near the edge and looked at the military's movements. "That is not what we agreed on" said one of the military below us. We peeked over. "Our orders are to take the civilians out of the city" he said again. He was a general. "Chances are most of them are already infected and we can't risk them spreading the virus outside this city." another soldier said. The general sighed. "You don't have the power to issue such an order. I am still your superior" the general said. "You have no idea how wrong you are" the soldier said. Three more soldiers came and pointed guns at the general. "We'll get you somewhere safe before the bravo is dropped" the soldier said and they took him away. Me and her looked at eachother. "We should probobly tell the people I was following this" I said to her. "Good idea" she replied. We went downstairs back to the area where the rest of the 'survivors' were. They were laying down and generally relaxing. "Do you guys notice the military is moving out of the outpost" she said to them. They were alarmed. "What do you mean?" one of the teenagers said. "Well they're planning on dropping a bomb on the city to contain the spread of the virus" I said to them. They stood up. Soldiers began to pour into the room. "We are responding to a call about more survivors in the city, you best stay here" one of the soldiers said. Ellen looked at them peering her eyes. Suddenly shots were heard. Outside soldiers were being shot at. The soldiers in the room turned around and closed the door. Ellen charged at one of them knocking him down. I grabbed his gun and shot the two soldiers in the leg that were closing the door. Ellen was still holding down the soldier. She looked up at me. "Exciting" she said smiling. "Let him go" I said to her. She complied. The soldier took deep breathes. "We don't want to kill any of your men here because that would get us nowhere." I said to the soldier. "What we do want is a safe passage out of here before your bomb hits" I continued. He looked at me. "I can do that" he said. We helped him up. The soldier called a paramedic for the two that were shot and they were put into a car. We took their guns before they left. I gave one to Ellen, kept one for myself, and gave one to the soldier. "There should be convoys on the other side of the avenue." he said. He lead the way. The other survivors were following us with their weapons close at hand. The cop ran ahead and talked to the soldier. I looked down at the weapon. It was an M4A1. "I hope to god guns work, if there's any way I don't want to die in a dream it's being eaten alive" I said to her. "We should be fine." she said. She put her arm around my shoulder and we continued walking down the street. We heard fences breaking down. "You think they're breaking through" the woman behind us said. "I guess we should be moving faster then" Ellen said to her. We reached the garage area, more shots were fired. "Me and the cop are going up to get the truck" the soldier said. "You guys stay here." the cop finished. "Try to be quick?" I said to them. They nodded and climbed through the gate that was partially open. We turned around and saw a lot of people running towards us. "It was only a matter of time." Ellen said. I closed my eyes and imagined a bag of magazines behind us. It was there. "Don't ask me why I decided to make magazines instead of a bigger gun" I said to her. She giggled. We opened fire at them in controlled bursts aiming for the head. We took out a lot of them before they got close to us. The other survivors with their melee began to hack and hit them as they approached. I heard rumbling behind us. A military truck burst through the gate they originally went through. We jumped in the back and started shooting them from the truck. We were on a highway driving. Ellen sat on my side and cuddled with me. I relaxed myself and closed my eyes for a little bit. We hit a bump. I opened my eyes and I was awake.[/quote] have fun [editline]06:24PM[/editline] [quote=Jake's Campaign] [url=http://www.facepunch.com/showpost.php?p=24176596&postcount=1725][B]Chapter One - The Week Long Dream[/B][/url] [url=http://www.facepunch.com/showpost.php?p=24198872&postcount=1760][B]Chapter Two - Self Control[/B][/url] [url=http://www.facepunch.com/showpost.php?p=24230390&postcount=1877][B]Chapter Three - Question and Answers[/B][/url] [url=http://www.facepunch.com/showpost.php?p=24277848&postcount=2059][B]Chapter Four - Going Deeper[/B][/url] [url=http://www.facepunch.com/showpost.php?p=24300994&postcount=2153][B]Chapter Five - Doing A Favor[/B][/url] [url=http://www.facepunch.com/showpost.php?p=24306926&postcount=2186][B]Chapter Six - Eye Of The Storm[/B][/url] [url=http://www.facepunch.com/showpost.php?p=24333658&postcount=2298][B]Chapter Seven - Enter Rapture[/B][/url] [url=http://www.facepunch.com/showpost.php?p=24355479&postcount=2421][B]Chapter Eight - Redo[/B][/url] [url=http://www.facepunch.com/showpost.php?p=24368457&postcount=2571][B]Chapter Nine - The Event[/B][/url] [url=http://www.facepunch.com/showpost.php?p=24379505&postcount=2715][B]Chapter Ten - Redo Part Deux[/B][/url] [url=http://www.facepunch.com/showpost.php?p=24427589&postcount=3062][B]Chapter Eleven - The Unveiling[/B][/url] [url=http://www.facepunch.com/showpost.php?p=24450576&postcount=3143][B]Chapter Twelve - Deja Vu[/B][/url] [url=http://www.facepunch.com/showpost.php?p=24481798&postcount=3416][B]Chapter Thirteen - The Switch[/B][/url] [url=http://www.facepunch.com/showpost.php?p=24525878&postcount=3911][B]Chapter Fourteen - Untied Ends[/B][/url] [url=http://www.facepunch.com/showpost.php?p=24540733&postcount=4179][B]Chapter Fifteen - 'Anti-Jake'[/B][/url] [url=http://www.facepunch.com/showpost.php?p=24593915&postcount=4664][B]Chapter Sixteen - Zombie Apocalypse[/B][/url] -Chapters to Come- [/quote][B][/B]

Very very cool dream, allthough little dissapointed, nothing new with your sub like the last few dreams still, awesome dream And are you up to 7 words yet?

[QUOTE=kenji;24594452]Very very cool dream, allthough little dissapointed, nothing new with your sub like the last few dreams still, awesome dream And are you up to 7 words yet?[/QUOTE] 8

[QUOTE=solid_jake;24594521]8[/QUOTE] Interpet my dream D':

I'm betting that was to show you that she's more than capable of fighting, which again goes with what I predicted. :smug: [editline]06:50PM[/editline] And Jake, you're going to completely hate these words, but. Every time you have a dream with your sub, your word count goes up by 1, in case you haven't noticed. It'll be a LONG time before you get to my level. Remember, two years for me.

I know that, stop teasing :v:

I've been having a ton of video game-themed dreams lately. For example, last night seemed to be a cross between STALKER and Half Life 2 (but more the latter.) The night before was (vaguely) like Bad Company 2, and I've had many other dreams about games in the past few weeks. My dreams are, oddly enough, almost never sexual. But last night I dreamed about picking up an old book with pornographic illustrations in it. I wasn't involved in any sex, though. I'll try to log more dreams over the coming days. I wasn't on early enough today to remember much. Another issue with remembering my dreams has been that for the last couple days, my friend with whom I regularly discuss dreams has been busy, apparently.

One of my favorite dreams was one where I went to my grandma's house to eat with my family. One of the dishes was a bowl full of spaghetti. It seemed to not run out, and it was the best spaghetti I have ever eaten in my entire life. Literally. Never in real life have I eaten a dish of spaghetti that was THAT GOOD. Hell, it was better than most of the stuff I ate throughout my life. I am truly amazed at the amount of imagination that my brain has in order to make up something like that.

I did that with meatloaf once. I avoid eating food in my dreams, though, because it ruins the food for me forever.

Still 8 words is fairly impressive, its enough for an answer. Does your sub have a limit Zin?

[QUOTE=kenji;24595355]Still 8 words is fairly impressive, its enough for an answer. Does your sub have a limit Zin?[/QUOTE] After two years I doubt it'd have enough words to fill up it's limit

.. Yeah fair point. but was just wondering if it hits a number and no further. So, you can ask Ellen anything right? assuming the answer is no greater than 8? words?

[QUOTE=kenji;24595593] So, you can ask Ellen anything right? assuming the answer is no greater than 8? words?[/QUOTE] Uhuh

Allright well, ask her how she would describe the relationship between you two. This being for my benefit this answer so theirs no hidden analytical stuff for you two

How exactly does that help you?

Moving down south to my new base, won't be here for a while. Looking forward to reading all the new stories, that's if jake is still alive/sane/not evil.

[QUOTE=solid_jake;24596157]How exactly does that help you?[/QUOTE] It doesn and it does't, i've figured out why im so wired on meeting my sub. and why i focus on the fact that yours is ellen.

I was just starting to get over that girl, and now I can't stop thinking of her again. Fuck.

I think weekends are my lucid dreaminig days

Had a lucid dream last night. Looked at my watch and saw the numbers 11 and 14 where 1 and 2 should have been. So I flew through the wall of the house I was in, but then started to wake up. So I went back inside and started playing with my hair. Then flew upstairs to take a leak. Then I woke up and had to take a leak..

I've been trying WILD, and I succeed at getting into that dream state, but I just can't go lucid. I have this vague notion that I'm in a dream, but I can never get myself into any sort of control. Am I doing something wrong?