Sleep and Dreams Megathread - General

Cool, cause that's what I've been doing. [editline]01:01AM[/editline] G'night, everyone! Happy dreaming!

[QUOTE=solid_jake;24607445]Blue[/QUOTE] Me too. :dance:

[Quote=Nick895]I've had two lucid dreams, 1 last night, and the other the night beforehand. I also didn't have any control, I mean, I felt aware... but it felt really dream like and foggy, not as lifelike as I assumed it would be, and I couldn't summon anything or do anything. I may or may not have summoned my sub, I mean, I tried to, span around and all that stuff, I tried to speak to it, but nothing happened it didn't reply, just sat there, staring at me, and I don't really know how to explain what it looked like... So I'm thinking that it was just me dreaming about lucid dreaming, but I'm not sure, can anyone clarify? Thanks. [/quote] Sadly a lot of the time I ask questions the main people who give answers are gone because of time differences, but once again, can anyone clarify please? Thanks. [editline]03:52PM[/editline] Don't tell me it happened again, damnit.

[QUOTE=one free man;24596683]I was just starting to get over that girl, and now I can't stop thinking of her again. Fuck.[/QUOTE] I have liked this girl for about a year, I ask her out. Stupid me, "Can we just be friends?" Just makes if worse for me. I would rather she just said no... And she has told me many times she wants to be friends, Now my dumbass friend is asking out everyone with J as the first letter of their name because facebook said that he would get married to someone with the letter J at the start of their first name at the age of 17. What a fucking dumbass. :frown: [editline]07:31AM[/editline] [QUOTE=lopli;24601751]Had a dream last night that my sister's house suddenly became like 2 stories long. She somehow turned her trailer into this weird twisted mix of shit and royalty that looked like something that would happen if you screwed up a Sims 2 mod. Right after that dream was over, I looped into another, where I did a 180 Kickflip to Boardslide.[/QUOTE] Nice. [editline]07:32AM[/editline] [QUOTE=solid_jake;24605482]Do you do it without any practice prior? If so you're one of the lucky few that can, feel special. [/QUOTE] Im special.

[QUOTE=Asaratha;24608436]I really want to try Lucid Dreaming, but I'm to chicken shit from the mirrors and Sleep Paralysis. My house has mirrors everywhere.[/QUOTE] Whenever I've been at my house in dreams, it's been some fucked up version of it, or completely different to my actual house

I am like a fapping ninja. I was fapping, My hands were covered in white lubricant. SUDDENLY I hear footsteps. Someone is coming up the stairs. My underwear is fully down. I was sure I was fucked. I pressed ESC on my keyboard, While pulling my underwear up, But that was not the problem. Someone walks in, My underwear is half up my legs, So I pull them up, But there is lubricant on my hands. So I run up to the person, She says "How do I print this off?" And I say "I will tell you once I have taken a piss. A-A-And maybe a shit" and then I run to the toilet. Then I was smug after flushing the toilet to decrease suspicion. :smug: [editline]09:17AM[/editline] Bet you wanted to know that.

I love forcing wet dreams. :mmmhmm:

I just played Dead Space for the first time. FUCK. THAT. SHIT.

I haven't played it before, and by your comment, I'm gonna assume either you don't like it, or it's scary...

[QUOTE=Nick895;24610751]I haven't played it before, and by your comment, I'm gonna assume either you don't like it, or it's scary...[/QUOTE] I played it drunk, at 1 in the morning, with no lights on. Fuck everything about this. [editline]09:26AM[/editline] and yes i'm drunk monday's a holiday, if you're not drinking then you're not even trying to enjoy life also stop posting so goddamn fast, i can't even work on v2 tomorrow, we need to last over the weekend if possible

Oh, so basically when you're playing Doom on the xbox with the same circumstances, that's pretty scary too... Also, while you're here, sorry to ask, but can you answer my question? (I hope that doesn't sound forceful or stuff D:) [Quote=Nick895]I've had two lucid dreams, 1 last night, and the other the night beforehand. I also didn't have any control, I mean, I felt aware... but it felt really dream like and foggy, not as lifelike as I assumed it would be, and I couldn't summon anything or do anything. I may or may not have summoned my sub, I mean, I tried to, span around and all that stuff, I tried to speak to it, but nothing happened it didn't reply, just sat there, staring at me, and I don't really know how to explain what it looked like... So I'm thinking that it was just me dreaming about lucid dreaming, but I'm not sure, can anyone clarify? Thanks.[/Quote] Sorry again for asking, but I can't usually get on when You and Jake are on because of time differences, so I thought I'd try to get an answer while I can. [editline]06:58PM[/editline] Sorry for posting so fast, I won't after I get the answer to that question, baha.

New bed and room tonight. Doubt I'll get any sleep :-(

Mirrors in my dreams seem to work pretty well no blur or anything, in this dream i was looking into a mirror that made a reflection that looked like me but with a centaur body (lolwut?) and then i started jerking off to my reflection :ohdear: rated myself gaybow

[QUOTE=Fatfatfatty;24610999]Mirrors in my dreams seem to work pretty well no blur or anything, in this dream i was looking into a mirror that made a reflection that looked like me but with a centaur body (lolwut?) and then i started jerking off to my reflection :ohdear:[/QUOTE] Hnnnng

fuck, goddamnit I'm abandoning my goal to talk with the terminator, it's just impossible I had a lucid just now, my mother was giving me 1,000€ and I was like "no. this is not possible. you'd never do that in real life. Is this a dream? And she nodded. (This was after I flew to our house using my hands as harrier jet engines, after learning Swahili from an old guy on the street) I replied, "well, let me be a rich bastard anyways for the duration of this dream" and took the money. Then I realized, holy shit, this is a DREAM. I'm lucid! So I imagined the terminator behind me, and turned around, ready to have a chat. When I turned around, he was there. With a shotgun pointing at me. blam blam blam *wakes up* "FUCK"

I had this nightmare a while back but I can't seem to forget about it... I was sitting on my bed and as I got up I happened to see something appear on my TV screen but it vanished and as I walked towards it I saw a girl dressed in grey crouching on the floor next to me. I didn't see her face as I could on see her back in my point of view and then all of a sudden she grabbed me and I woke up. Does anyone know what this dream could mean. I know it's not a recurring dream but I can't seem to forget about it. It almost reminded me of the movie "The Ring" but last time I checked Samara is supposed to come out of the TV not just appear. The dream was also disturbing as it was a lucid one too. As it began I had the strange feeling of being in two places at once - almost like bilocation or whatever. I think the reason I woke up was because it was a lucid.... I'm not sure.

Sweet, i remembered 3 seperate dreams last night! :v:

I don't remember last nights dream cause I came home at 1 in the morning drunk I don't remember passing out oddly enough

I am awake And I had a nice dream :buddy: [editline]04:22PM[/editline] :buddy:!

[QUOTE=Orkel;24611797]fuck, goddamnit I'm abandoning my goal to talk with the terminator, it's just impossible I had a lucid just now, my mother was giving me 1,000€ and I was like "no. this is not possible. you'd never do that in real life. Is this a dream? And she nodded. (This was after I flew to our house using my hands as harrier jet engines, after learning Swahili from an old guy on the street) I replied, "well, let me be a rich bastard anyways for the duration of this dream" and took the money. Then I realized, holy shit, this is a DREAM. I'm lucid! So I imagined the terminator behind me, and turned around, ready to have a chat. When I turned around, he was there. With a shotgun pointing at me. blam blam blam *wakes up* "FUCK"[/QUOTE] You're doing it wrong. Try making yourself a Terminator costume first. He shoots you because you're human and flesh and squishy. If you look like a Terminator, he won't shoot you.

It's true lol [editline]04:27PM[/editline] So zin how is dead space when you're drunk

[QUOTE=solid_jake;24616639]It's true lol [editline]04:27PM[/editline] So zin how is dead space when you're drunk[/QUOTE] holy fuck what was that you fucker die you piece of fuck jesus christ where did you come from fuck this game i'm playing viva pinata [editline]04:34PM[/editline] Which, incidentally, is also scary at times when drunk.

[QUOTE=Zinayzen;24616795]holy fuck what was that you fucker die you piece of fuck jesus christ where did you come from fuck this game i'm playing viva pinata [editline]04:34PM[/editline] Which, incidentally, is also scary at times when drunk.[/QUOTE] :cawg:

[QUOTE=solid_jake;24616814]:cawg:[/QUOTE] What's so funny about the Facepunch logo :confused:

[B]Damnit[/B]

Okay guys, so I'm going hiking today. Only ten miles, so it's shorter compared to my usual stuff, but regardless, I'll probably be gone most of the day. Try to not fill the rest of this thread, I can't even finish v2 until probably tomorrow night. Post way, WAY less.

We'll horde chat then. The link to chat is in the OP damnit, click the steam group picture

RIght. [B]EVERYONE READING. IF YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS AT ALL, OR STORIES OR WHATEVER, GET YOUR ASS INTO CHAT RIGHT FUCKING NOW, THIS THREAD IS NOT GOING TO LAST LONG ENOUGH.[/B] That should grab their attention. If I see any posts after this one until I get back, I'm ignoring them. That goes for you too, Jake. I'm putting you in charge of the chat.

[QUOTE=Zinayzen;24617143]RIght. [B]EVERYONE READING. IF YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS AT ALL, OR STORIES OR WHATEVER, GET YOUR ASS INTO CHAT RIGHT FUCKING NOW, THIS THREAD IS NOT GOING TO LAST LONG ENOUGH.[/B] That should grab their attention. If I see any posts after this one until I get back, I'm ignoring them. That goes for you too, Jake. I'm putting you in charge of the chat.[/QUOTE] Post a link to the chat? :v:

When i do WILD I either fall asleep too early, or get so freaking tired, i give up. Can i do WILD in different positions, i mean, do i have to sleep on my back to do it? or can i sleep sideways or something? And for MILD, i cant like, heed the words im saying to myself. they are just words. Has no effect to my dream. I have not tried reality checks yet, is it very important to do them? [editline]06:04PM[/editline] Theres some questions for you jake.