Sleep and Dreams Megathread - General

[QUOTE=geogzm;22065877]If I use i-doser Lucid Dream, is it healthy?[/QUOTE] i-doser? Explain please.

[QUOTE=geogzm;22065877]If I use i-doser Lucid Dream, is it healthy?[/QUOTE] I'm glad someone asked that. iDoser is a thing that's supposedly sound files with frequencies specifically designed to like, make your brain waves sync up to allow you to lucid dream easier. [highlight]It does not work, do not try it.[/highlight] It's bad for you if you play it too loud, it disrupts your sleep schedule, and it's a placebo at best. Besides, they want you to pay for it. Bullshit.

[img]http://img37.imageshack.us/img37/5796/selfblow.png[/img] [b]*Cough cough cough*[/b] So, lets begin from square 1. When I was 11, I found out I could put both of my feet behind my head. I thought everyone else could do it until my brother saw me do my "Hindu" with it. I realized I had some strange leg-bending ability, and my friend, when I was 13, observed carefully and said [highlight]"Heh, heh, you could like, totally suck your dick."[/highlight] From that day on, I knew my power was a gift. Day after day, I'd flick on some porn and suck myself off instead of fapping. It was so much more realistic! Seeing as I'm a virgin, this is relevant to lucid dreaming. It creates a "reference point" for blowjobs. [i]Go me :pervert:[/i]

Might wanna put that in the op in the Lucid dream section.

[QUOTE=geogzm;22065996][img]http://img37.imageshack.us/img37/5796/selfblow.png[/img] [b]*Cough cough cough*[/b] So, lets begin from square 1. When I was 11, I found out I could put both of my feet behind my head. I thought everyone else could do it until my brother saw me do my "Hindu" with it. I realized I had some strange leg-bending ability, and my friend observed carefully and said [highlight]"Heh, heh, you could like, totally suck your dick."[/highlight] From that day on, I knew my power was a gift. Day after day, I'd flick on some porn and suck myself off instead of fapping. It was so much more realistic! Seeing as I'm a virgin, this is relevant to lucid dreaming. It creates a "reference point" for blowjobs. [i]Go me :pervert:[/i][/QUOTE] :20bux: says you'll be gay when you're like 20.

[QUOTE=Zinayzen;22066016]:20bux: says you'll be gay when you're like 20.[/QUOTE] ew skank I wouldn't suck another dude's dick. We all give ourselves handjobs and never go "gay." do we?

This morning when just after I woke up I counted to myself 1. I'm going to dream 2. I'm going to realise im in a dream etc. then when I finally started dreaming, I was in the passenger seat of a car and we were driving over these piles of wood and I realised that the driver had no belt on yet he wasn't being flung forward and after that I could do what ever I wanted and it felt so real, but for some reason all I wanted to do was go to the supermarket to buy bananas and when I woke up I was like woahh wtf and woundering why I didn't choose something better. Does that count as a lucid?

oh my dear christ, i want to control my dreams! I have succeeded doing that, but only just a few times IN MY ENTIRE LIFE. when i was young, i could do this sometimes.

[QUOTE=PrusseLusken;22066004]Have you guys asked your sub-consciousness what your biggest fear is? If so, what was it?[/QUOTE] goddammit i'll just put it in the op jesus christ

[QUOTE=Alexex;22066030]This morning when just after I woke up I counted to myself 1. I'm going to dream 2. I'm going to realise im in a dream etc. then when I finally started dreaming, I was in the passenger seat of a car and we were driving over these piles of wood and I realised that the driver had no belt on yet he wasn't being flung forward and after that I could do what ever I wanted and it felt so real, but for some reason all I wanted to do was go to the supermarket to buy bananas and when I woke up I was like woahh wtf and woundering why I didn't choose something better. Does that count as a lucid?[/QUOTE] If you could control it like real life and were aware it was a dream, yes. If this ever happens again, [b]harness it. USE YOUR FORCE POWERS YOUNG SKYWALKER.[/b] You can create almost any scenario you can imagine. It doesn't even have to be reasonable. :synpa:

[QUOTE=Alexex;22066030]This morning when just after I woke up I counted to myself 1. I'm going to dream 2. I'm going to realise im in a dream etc. then when I finally started dreaming, I was in the passenger seat of a car and we were driving over these piles of wood and I realised that the driver had no belt on yet he wasn't being flung forward and after that I could do what ever I wanted and it felt so real, but for some reason all I wanted to do was go to the supermarket to buy bananas and when I woke up I was like woahh wtf and woundering why I didn't choose something better. Does that count as a lucid?[/QUOTE] Yep. Nice job on your first lucid dream. What happened was you realized you were dreaming (nice job staying asleep, by the way. Usually realizing you're dreaming excites you enough to wake you up when you don't know what you're doing), and then you started to control it and then you just lost complete control and went with the flow. That's not a bad thing. next time that happens, go with the flow but try to test the limits. Jump really high or float or something. Like I said, dreams have kind of a "flow" (for example, you really wanted bananas). If you can't change that, just go with it. Alternatively, you could just spin around a couple times, that should give you complete control. After that you can do anything you want.

[QUOTE=Zinayzen;22056114]You can do [B]anything you want[/B]. There are literally no boundaries. Fly to Mars. Have sex with Phillip Seymour Hoffman with an enormous rack. Grow a unicorn horn and invade Poland with your army of penguins with faces like Morgan Freeman. Whatever your fucked up mind can imagine, you can do.[/QUOTE] I know what im going to do... :smug:

[QUOTE=Zinayzen;22066104]Yep. Nice job on your first lucid dream. What happened was you realized you were dreaming (nice job staying asleep, by the way. Usually realizing you're dreaming excites you enough to wake you up when you don't know what you're doing), and then you started to control it and then you just lost complete control and went with the flow. That's not a bad thing. next time that happens, go with the flow but try to test the limits. Jump really high or float or something. Like I said, dreams have kind of a "flow" (for example, you really wanted bananas). If you can't change that, just go with it. Alternatively, you could just spin around a couple times, that should give you complete control. After that you can do anything you want. srs guiz, nap time[/QUOTE] You never told me what you wanted for an avatar though! [editline]07:29PM[/editline] [QUOTE=Str4fe;22066119]I know what im going to do... :smug:[/QUOTE] Yeah. Everyone's already thought that.

[QUOTE=Str4fe;22066119]I know what im going to do... :smug:[/QUOTE] Have sex with Phillip Seymour Hoffman with an enormous rack? [QUOTE]You never told me what you wanted for an avatar though![/QUOTE] You think of something. ):

Zinayzen : The sandman [editline]06:33PM[/editline] SP is [I]not[/I] fun. God damn doll, I'm still thinking about it throughout the day. It's just stuck there. Looking at me.

Must be weird talking with your sub-conciousness. Seeing as it's allways with you, what would happen if you asked how it's day was, would it tell you about whether the choices you made were right or wrong etc?

[quote=Zinayzen]Yep. Nice job on your first lucid dream.[/quote] It isn't my first I remember when I was really young I had one where I flew around China, It was so amazing, It happened like 4 times the exact dream. But I havn't had it since i was like 7

I would ask my subconscious what the problem is. I don't know of any problems I have in my life, but I'm sure it'd know. I'm also thinking what my subconscious would look like.

Zinayzen, here's yer avatar. [img]http://img411.imageshack.us/img411/5441/zinayzen1.png[/img]

I really want to try SP but... I'm scared of what people are saying about it :ohdear:

That is really quite interesting that you mentioned your subconscious resembled Agent Smith, for some reason mine has always materialized in that form as well. I've always thought of lucid dreaming like the matrix I guess, maybe that's the reason. Sometimes when I dream I get attacked by my subconscious after becoming lucid. Running away and having a awesome chase through a crowded city was amazing. Incredible how real it was.

[QUOTE=Tram;22066345]I really want to try SP but... I'm scared of what people are saying about it :ohdear:[/QUOTE] Just try it an remember everything you see is not real, hell maybe even chant that in your brain before you SP

Last night, my mom went to buy me a hooker at Walmart and i got embarrassed and through a boulder at her, it missed and hit some guy army guy who was doing sit-ups underground

[QUOTE=JackSparrow;22066381]That is really quite interesting that you mentioned your subconscious resembled Agent Smith, for some reason mine has always materialized in that form as well. I've always thought of lucid dreaming like the matrix I guess, maybe that's the reason. Sometimes when I dream I get attacked by my subconscious after becoming lucid. Running away and having a awesome chase through a crowded city was amazing. Incredible how real it was.[/QUOTE] Fuck you. Now my subconcious isn't going to be me, it's going to be agent smith. :crying:

[QUOTE=geogzm;22066419]Fuck you. Now my subconcious isn't going to be me, it's going to be agent smith. :crying:[/QUOTE] Haha, it is actually really cool. Even the way he talks and phrases things sounds like it could be right out of the movies. I sadly haven't had a lucid for a year or two, glad this thread popped up to inspire me once again.

[QUOTE=JackSparrow;22066522]Haha, it is actually really cool. Even the way he talks and phrases things sounds like it could be right out of the movies. I sadly haven't had a lucid for a year or two, glad this thread popped up to inspire me once again.[/QUOTE] I have never seen the matrix. I played one of the games of it though so I know what smith looks like. If my subconscious is a monotone, suit-wearing cliché agent version of me though, then BADASS! :buddy:

What about joining someone's dream?

[QUOTE=Flaming Neko;22066640]What about joining someone's dream?[/QUOTE] Somehow I don't think that'll work too good.

Light switches never work for me in dreams, I find it most awkward.

[QUOTE=Flaming Neko;22066640]What about joining someone's dream?[/QUOTE] I don't think that's possible. Seeing as it's all contained inside somebody's head. The closest you'd get is reading their experience of a dream and re-enacting it, imagining them and their scenario. [editline]08:03PM[/editline] [QUOTE=Larry_G;22066697]Light switches never work for me in dreams, I find it most awkward.[/QUOTE] Zinayzen's stated that you can go all Allah and be all like "let there be light" and it works. [editline]08:04PM[/editline] We should totally have a members list in the OP.