Very odd dream last night.
It started in my house which was now a bungalow, for some odd reason i shot my dog and i was upset so i spent the entire dream looking for my dog then things get weirder after looking around outside seeing the cars from death race driving away from dragons. I then turn around and see a priest and shoot him somehow my dad pops out of mid air when the priest died told him about the dog and he went inside and i shot myself with the pistol that had become a shotgun when that happened it became sort of like noclip and i saw myself dead on the ground with no bullet holes in my head.
So i then wake up in my room but my mirror was not on the wall and cannabis smoke is filling my room so i fall back to sleep and have this dream again But it's later on and my dog was now on the roof with dragons.
And after typing that down i'm like :wtc:
Welp, can't remember anything from last night.
Does drinking hot milk have an effect on dream recall? I couldn't sleep last night so I got a glass of hot milk and made some toast (not banana, don't have any right now).
Also I think masturbating twice in a row has something to do with it. Might explain why I have so many sex dreams.
I fucking hate you guys
god damnit
it happened
I have some certain locations in my dreams and i recently visited one of them tonight, It's a city that is not to unfamiliar to GTA San Andreas, The name of the city is unknown. I cant remeber how the dream started but i was going by a monorail leading all across the city. For some strange reason the train suddenly ran straight off a cliff and landed on a rail underneath. Suddenly i was out of the train with nothing around me but with another human, I'm not sure who it was but it could have been my brother, I started running around and later i teleported somewhere near a bridge which i had to cross by climbing the side of it.
Then i woke up, There are some details that i didn't include because they would take up pretty much space to explain.
I dont do this lucid dream thing because i think it's too much to bother, I have only been better to remember my dreams latley for some weird reason.
[QUOTE=solid_jake;24363460]I fucking hate you guys
god damnit
it happened[/QUOTE]
Wait you mean... :ohdear:
It's because i was reading to much of OH YOU SHOULD DO IT, IT'S LIKE MASTURBATING
This is one story that will not be posted
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Didn't even do it with my own will I had no control over my dream
Let me just say I had nothing to do with it.
Even worse I didn't wake up after climax so I had a minute to take in that oh fuck that's my subconscious and oh fuck I'm dreaming and even more fuck why did I do that
[QUOTE=solid_jake;24363888]Even worse I didn't wake up after climax so I had a minute to take in that oh fuck that's my subconscious and oh fuck I'm dreaming and even more fuck why did I do that[/QUOTE]
You... had sex with.. Your subconscious?
[QUOTE=solid_jake;24363846]It's because i was reading to much of OH YOU SHOULD DO IT, IT'S LIKE MASTURBATING
This is one story that will not be posted
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Didn't even do it with my own will I had no control over my dream[/QUOTE]
It was gay furry dildo sex, right?
Yes :smithicide:
Not to fatty to cactus
[QUOTE=solid_jake;24364057]Yes :smithicide:
Not to fatty to cactus[/QUOTE]
Damn. Now you won't be able to look your subconscious in the eyes again. You should apologise.
[url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=989841[/url]
solid_jake read that and his sub got some ideas.
[QUOTE=TheCactusman;24364074]Damn. Now you won't be able to look your subconscious in the eyes again. You should apologise.[/QUOTE]
But I didn't do it is the problem.
It started off a normal dream and then she pops out of nowhere and then leads me somewhere and then suddenly, intercourse.
I didn't realize I was dreaming until after
What does your subconsious look like? Is she hot?
[QUOTE=Zinayzen;24355777]That's one of those things where it sounds smart, but then you think about it and you're like "oh wait that's not smart that's obvious."
My problem with it is that it doesn't make sense. It's a very odd math analogy, but her point seemed to be that your odds of rolling a 7 are significantly lower than rolling 2-6/8-12. Which is true. Then she goes on to say that what you can't believe is that your odds of rolling a 7 are just as likely as you rolling anything else, as far as each die is concerned.
problem is, that's not entirely true. There's a 1:6 chance you roll Number #1 of the two number combination you need. You've roughly got a 1:36 chance of rolling a 7 with any given combination. So your sub's math is off.
More likely than not her point was that there's always more than one solution to a problem and if you get too caught up trying to figure out how to solve it with the solution you're completely comfortable with, opportunities will pass you by. So basically keep yourself open to new opportunities and ideals.
Sounds like it's trying to prepare you for college.[/QUOTE]
No, jake's sub's math is totally right.
There are 36 possible combinations possible with 2 dice. Those are with cases as D1=1 D2=6 and D1=6 D2=1
Now, let's review all possible combinations:
D1=1 D2=6
D1=2 D2=5
D1=3 D2=4
4 & 3
5 & 2
6 & 1
So if you throw the dice at the same time, there's indeed a 6:36 chance the numbers on the dice added up is 7.
Oh and GJ jake on fucking with you.
Well, 'tleast you can say that you fucked Ellen Page.
[QUOTE=Fatfatfatty;24364223]How does your subconsious look like? Is she hot?[/QUOTE]
My subconscious is in the form of Ellen Page.
Movies will never be the same :eng99:
[QUOTE=solid_jake;24364108]But I didn't do it is the problem.
It started off a normal dream and then she pops out of nowhere and then leads me somewhere and then suddenly, intercourse.
I didn't realize I was dreaming until after[/QUOTE]
You have to post the story!
Got woken up by a phone call today I do not remember any dreams from last night.
Tell us it via the wonderful medium of MS Paint.
For some reasons my dreams are very often about trains, I just don't know why.
[QUOTE=Mikesword221;24361062]So I tried WILD last night and failed. I felt this weird feeling though. It was like my bed or body was turning really quickly. Was I close to SP?[/QUOTE]
Anyone?
I don't want to give anyone a boner because of the things it said or the detail I wrote it in :colbert:
Okay guys
Not last night
but two nights ago I was talking to my subconcious, while walking in a place I know. (the local park)
anyways where he said out of no where "if you love her, tell her" and suddenly I saw flashes of a brunette. My girlfriend is a blonde.
[QUOTE=Mikesword221;24364400]Anyone?[/QUOTE]
Did you feel somewhat numb/were parts of your body already numb?
[QUOTE=solid_jake;24364427]Did you feel somewhat numb/were parts of your body already numb?[/QUOTE]
Yeah.
I had a dream a couple of days ago about the LSD Dream Emulator
So I was dreaming about a dream emulator based of some japanese guys dream, INCEPTION
Yes you were.
ALSO 16 PEOPLE READING YOU'RE NOT GETTING A STORY
[QUOTE=solid_jake;24364441]Yes you were.
ALSO 16 PEOPLE READING YOU'RE NOT GETTING A STORY[/QUOTE]
Its gonna be awkward seeing her again.
That's what I feared.
Now I have to go investigate in my nap later
[QUOTE=Freud]There are other possibilities to dream about trains. For example if you missed the train in your dream, you may be fearful of missing important opportunities. [/QUOTE]
I almost always miss the train in my dreams. This is weird.
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