[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rATaLO7xx3A[/media]
[editline]07:52PM[/editline]
i think the stuff she was screaming into your ear was relevant
[editline]07:53PM[/editline]
i need to hear it
[editline]07:53PM[/editline]
it is the key
Trust me it isn't
i think it is
pm that too
[editline]07:55PM[/editline]
i have the strangest boner
Buy an erotic novel and read that you sick bastard :v:
[editline]07:56PM[/editline]
New page in 2
did i say boner
i meant mental image of your inner struggle
THOUGHTS IN THE MIND OF ZINAYZEN RIGHT NOW
[B]Oh I am so doing this when I go to sleep[/B]
[editline]07:58PM[/editline]
Next post is king
[QUOTE]the coke squirted everywhere[/QUOTE]
you sick bastard
[editline]07:59PM[/editline]
[QUOTE]She started wiping slower now, looking into my eyes[/QUOTE]
even worse
Oh god you will never know how hard I laughed
[editline]08:00PM[/editline]
Out of context is gonna bite me in the ass
[QUOTE=solid_jake;24368250]Oh god you will never know how hard I laughed
[editline]08:00PM[/editline]
Out of context is gonna bite me in the ass[/QUOTE]
oh, you have no idea.
One.
And why is my DR so messed up after a month of vacation?
Can't remember shit now. That means even less then I did before.
And post story jake. I'm sure you did it to comfort you.
[editline]10:02PM[/editline]
Oh god this is funny.
if he doesn't post it soon i will. i already know exactly what happened but my explanation is useless if others don't know the context
[editline]08:02PM[/editline]
if it makes you feel better jake it wasn't your sub
[QUOTE=Zinayzen;24368260]oh, you have no idea.[/QUOTE]
If you want the things I cut out of the story to be put in you may want to send me back the story
Because I deleted it when I finished typing
[editline]08:03PM[/editline]
[QUOTE=Zinayzen;24368297]if he doesn't post it soon i will. i already know exactly what happened but my explanation is useless if others don't know the context
[editline]08:02PM[/editline]
if it makes you feel better jake it wasn't your sub[/QUOTE]
How is that possible
[editline]08:03PM[/editline]
Fuck it just post it
Remember, this is Jake's journal. Not mine. NOT MINE.
[QUOTE= Jake's Really Fucking Weird Journal Entry]Dream Journal posted:
Possibly the creepiest dream I've had ever is this, I had sex with my subconscious today.
Everything started normally. I was walking through the hallways of my hotel room looking for my room. I came across my room and entered my key card. It didn't work (because electronics always fuck up) I tried again, nothing. I got frustrated and pulled out my spare card and put it in. Nothing. The door opened. My subconscious was on the other side in a nightgown. I got scared. "I'm sorry I think I may be drunk or something I thought this was my room" I said sincerely. I looked back at the numbers of the room. They changed. "It's okay, do you want to use the phone in my room to call reception or something?" she asked. "Thank you, it'll only take a minute." I said. She opened the door wider and let me in. I walked to the phone and picked it up, dialing the reception number. The phone lost it's dial tone mid way. I sighed. I turned to her. She was sitting on her bed. "Sorry for walking into your room and wasting your time" I said to her. "It's okay, really, it is." she said back. "Do you want a drink or something to calm you down or?" she asked me. She walked to the mini fridge and opened a bottle of beer. "I'm sure this whole thing'll get sorted in the morning" she said to me handing me the bottle. I took a gulp. "In the mean time I guess you could stay in my room" she said to me. I looked at her. "I don't want to take up any more time than I already did from you" I said to her. "I would kind of like it if you did" she said, smiling. Now I smiled. I sat down on the bed. She sat next to me. She took a bottle of coke and opened it. The coke squirted everywhere. "Oh god I'm sorry let me clean that up" she said concerned. She grabbed a box of tissues and started wiping my shirt. When she finished with that she moved to my face. She started wiping slower now, looking into my eyes. I looked into hers. She went in for a kiss and I accepted. We were now making out. We fell own to the bed still kissing. She started un buttoning my shirt. At this point I knew what was going to happen. She rolled on top of me and jumped back. Still looking up, I felt my pants rip off. She jumped on top of me again and started kissing me again. Now I felt my underwear pop off. "You know what the best part of this is" she asked me in between kisses. I shook my head. "I'm not wearing any underwear either." she said smiling. (Making this PG-rated just for you zin) She sat on my rocket and closed her eyes as it entered. She started riding me, moaning, screaming yes as the motions went by. She leaned forward to kiss me and we rolled over, me on top now. I continued the motions, her still moaning, saying dirty things. "RIDE ME LIKE A RENTED MULE, YOU WHOREHOUSE MONKEY." We were going into the climax. She reached up and grabbed my neck and hung off it. I held her back up so she didn't fall. She moaned more, with her eyes closed. She opened her eyes and looked directly up (Much like the eyes.) and had her mouth slightly open. Now she was repeating yes climbing in tone and volume each one. On the 11th yes, orgasm. Both of us at the same time. She kissed me passionatly at this part and we dropped to the bed making out for a good amount of time. I put my clothes back on and walked to the bathroom. She was laying there with her eyes closed, stretched out on the bed. I turned the light switch on. The lights didn't turn on. It hit me. I tried again, nothing. I did a reality check. It proved false. I stopped and started panicing. A lot of things went through my head. Why didn't I wake up from the climax, did I just have sex with my subconscious, why the fuck and what the fuck was all I was thinking. I woke up from sheer terror and excitement.[/QUOTE]
[editline]08:06PM[/editline]
Now, I'm posting this both for your benefit and the benefit of others. Once you start to see patterns in how to analyze these things, you'll be able to do it to yourself.
[B]Wow you are an idiot for adding those things in[/B]
[editline]08:08PM[/editline]
[quote]"RIDE ME LIKE A RENTED MULE, YOU WHOREHOUSE MONKEY."[/quote]
The mind of zin
[QUOTE=Zinayzen;24368368][editline]08:06PM[/editline]
Now, I'm posting this both for your benefit and the benefit of others. Once you start to see patterns in how to analyze these things, you'll be able to do it to yourself.[/QUOTE]
Wow that is pretty fucked up.
I can think of three reasons why it wasn't your sub. All of them are completely valid.
1) Given the context and the general story, it's completely contradictory to the way you're sub has acted in the past. It's basically completely opposite. Subs don't do that.
2) Subs are no-nonsense. If she wanted to be playful, she'd do it, but she'd make damn sure you know what's going on first.
3) You were dreaming, so you probably just projected Ellen Page onto a girl you wanted to bone. She's hot, I don't blame you.
So, I highly doubt you had sex with your subconscious. Think about it: every time you've seen her, she's always been like working behind the scenes, like she knows what's going on and you don't. That's usually how dreams work; you're never thrown into the beginning, there's always a backstory to it.
[quote=Dream Journal]
Possibly the creepiest dream I've had ever is this, I had sex with my subconscious today.
Everything started normally. I was walking through the hallways of my hotel room looking for my room. I came across my room and entered my key card. It didn't work (because electronics always fuck up) I tried again, nothing. I got frustrated and pulled out my spare card and put it in. Nothing. The door opened. My subconscious was on the other side in a nightgown. I got scared. "I'm sorry I think I may be drunk or something I thought this was my room" I said sincerely. I looked back at the numbers of the room. They changed. "It's okay, do you want to use the phone in my room to call reception or something?" she asked. "Thank you, it'll only take a minute." I said. She opened the door wider and let me in. I walked to the phone and picked it up, dialing the reception number. The phone lost it's dial tone mid way. I sighed. I turned to her. She was sitting on her bed. "Sorry for walking into your room and wasting your time" I said to her. "It's okay, really, it is." she said back. "Do you want a drink or something to calm you down or?" she asked me. She walked to the mini fridge and opened a bottle of beer. "I'm sure this whole thing'll get sorted in the morning" she said to me handing me the bottle. I took a gulp. "In the mean time I guess you could stay in my room" she said to me. I looked at her. "I don't want to take up any more time than I already did from you" I said to her. "I would kind of like it if you did" she said, smiling. Now I smiled. I sat down on the bed. She sat next to me. She took a bottle of coke and opened it. The coke squirted everywhere. "Oh god I'm sorry let me clean that up" she said concerned. She grabbed a box of tissues and started wiping my shirt. When she finished with that she moved to my face. She started wiping slower now, looking into my eyes. I looked into hers. She went in for a kiss and I accepted. We were now making out. We fell down to the bed still kissing. She started un buttoning my shirt. At this point I knew what was going to happen. She rolled on top of me and jumped back. Still looking up, I felt my pants rip off. She jumped on top of me again and started kissing me again. Now I felt my underwear pop off. "You know what the best part of this is" she asked me in between kisses. I shook my head. "I'm not wearing any underwear either." she said smiling. (Making this PG-rated just for you zin) She sat on my rocket and closed her eyes as it entered. She started riding me, moaning, screaming yes as the motions went by. She leaned forward to kiss me and we rolled over, me on top now. I continued the motions, her still moaning, saying dirty things. (Cutting this out because it doesn't seem relevant :v:) We were going into the climax. She reached up and grabbed my neck and hung off it. I held her back up so she didn't fall. She moaned more, with her eyes closed. She opened her eyes and looked directly up (Much like the eyes of :rolleyes:.) and had her mouth slightly open. Now she was repeating yes climbing in tone and volume each one. On the 11th yes, orgasm. Both of us at the same time. She kissed me passionatly at this part and we dropped to the bed making out for a good amount of time. I put my clothes back on and walked to the bathroom. She was laying there with her eyes closed, stretched out on the bed. I turned the light switch on. The lights didn't turn on. It hit me. I tried again, nothing. I did a reality check. It proved false. I stopped and started panicing. A lot of things went through my head. Why didn't I wake up from the climax, did I just have sex with my subconscious, why the fuck and what the fuck was all I was thinking. I woke up from sheer terror and excitement.[/quote]
[QUOTE=Zinayzen;24368368][editline]08:06PM[/editline]
Now, I'm posting this both for your benefit and the benefit of others. Once you start to see patterns in how to analyze these things, you'll be able to do it to yourself.[/QUOTE]
Crap man, that was strange. And dirty. I mean, you sure it was your sub (altho this is more of a question for Zin, but...)?
I appear to have been struck by Japanese men in black attire, usually throwing stars in your chest.
Fixed for the masses because fake things added into the story are BAD zin :colbert:
On the other hand, the last time you had a dream and replayed it, she was unaware you knew what was going on. It did, however, dynamically respond, so I highly doubt you had sex with it because once you realized you were dreaming the whole dream would have slowly collapsed like a dusty soufflé in a cupboard.
[QUOTE=Zinayzen;24368454]I can think of three reasons why it wasn't your sub. All of them are completely valid.
1) Given the context and the general story, it's completely contradictory to the way you're sub has acted in the past. It's basically completely opposite. Subs don't do that.
2) Subs are no-nonsense. If she wanted to be playful, she'd do it, but she'd make damn sure you know what's going on first.
3) You were dreaming, so you probably just projected Ellen Page onto a girl you wanted to bone. She's hot, I don't blame you.
So, I highly doubt you had sex with your subconscious. Think about it: every time you've seen her, she's always been like working behind the scenes, like she knows what's going on and you don't. That's usually how dreams work; you're never thrown into the beginning, there's always a backstory to it.[/QUOTE]
Makes sense except for the third but 2/3 is good enough.
I haven't had a single sexual thought about Ellen Page prior to this dream
[editline]08:14PM[/editline]
[QUOTE=Zinayzen;24368492]On the other hand, the last time you had a dream and replayed it, she was unaware you knew what was going on. It did, however, dynamically respond, so I highly doubt you had sex with it because once you realized you were dreaming the whole dream would have slowly collapsed like a dusty soufflé in a cupboard.[/QUOTE]
I woke up before I let anything happen.
I guess this is something I have to ask my sub when I take a nap
[editline]08:15PM[/editline]
I don't even want to hear the answer I like what you're saying better zin
[QUOTE=solid_jake;24368523]Makes sense except for the third but 2/3 is good enough.
I haven't had a single sexual thought about Ellen Page prior to this dream
[editline]08:14PM[/editline]
I woke up before I let anything.
I guess this is something I have to ask my sub when I take a nap
[editline]08:15PM[/editline]
I don't even want to hear the answer I like what you're saying better zin[/QUOTE]
You haven't CONSCIOUSLY had a sexual thought about her. You kissed your sub and it looked like her. Next time your sub wants to kiss you, make it look like King Kong. Then see what happens.
Ask anyway, but I'm right.
[editline]08:18PM[/editline]
This is why I suggest your sub isn't a girl.
[editline]08:20PM[/editline]
in my head i'm picturing your sub wanting to have sex again and you're like "no, i can't! turn into king kong!"
and then it does and still wants to have sex and then it rapes you because it's a goddamn gorilla and it'll do what it wants
[editline]08:20PM[/editline]
bitch
[QUOTE=Zinayzen;24368598]
This is why I suggest your sub isn't a girl.[/QUOTE]
I didn't make her a girl it decided to be a girl after I think like 3 confrontations.
[editline]08:22PM[/editline]
[QUOTE=Zinayzen;24368598]
in my head i'm picturing your sub wanting to have sex again and you're like "no, i can't! turn into king kong!"
and then it does and still wants to have sex and then it rapes you because it's a goddamn gorilla and it'll do what it wants
[editline]08:20PM[/editline]
bitch[/QUOTE]
and again the thoughts of zinayzen never cease to amaze me
[QUOTE=solid_jake;24368694]I didn't make her a girl it decided to be a girl after I think like 3 confrontations.
[editline]08:22PM[/editline]
and again the thoughts of zinayzen never cease to amaze me[/QUOTE]
Next time tell her fuck you and make her a dude.
Suddenly sex and it turns into a dude midway
Consequences will never be the same
[editline]08:25PM[/editline]
I'm still freaked out as to what the answer will be but I feel slightly better as to all the jokes we're making.
Thank you
[editline]08:26PM[/editline]
Holy shit I just saw like 30 people viewing the thread are people masturbating to my story or something what the fuck
Fuck yes, I remembered my dream, I think I know how to do it know.
More later, going to eat.
[QUOTE=solid_jake;24368757]Holy shit I just saw like 30 people viewing the thread are people masturbating to my story or something what the fuck[/QUOTE]
brb
