[QUOTE=Zinayzen;24369021]It's not gay if I replace you with me.[/QUOTE]
Get out of my head
LEAVE MY BRAIN ALONE
And besides I think everyone does that when they read dreams
My God this is my favorite thread. More laughs out of here than the LMAO thread.
[QUOTE=solid_jake;24363460]I fucking hate you guys
god damnit
it happened[/QUOTE]
Especially that^ Im pretty sure I woke up a sleeping child because I laughed so hard.
I laughed really hard at your last comment.
Who knows why but I imagined someone sitting in their bed quite and then suddenly a huge HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH and then him crying
Oh lord
[editline]08:48PM[/editline]
I can't go to any other thread but this one
It's a curse I fear
[QUOTE=solid_jake;24369299]I laughed really hard at your last comment.
Who knows why but I imagined someone sitting in their bed quite and then suddenly a huge HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH and then him crying
Oh lord
[editline]08:48PM[/editline]
I can't go to any other thread but this one
It's a curse I fear[/QUOTE]
I was scrolling down and I read it.
"What does he mean? what happe......... OOOOOH!" *laugh*
Anyways how long do you nap normally? trying to control my dreams once a day isnt enough. So would like 2 hours be enough? Also how do you find all this time for sleeping?:confused:
Oh my sweet fuck 24 reading let the masturbation begin
[editline]08:51PM[/editline]
[QUOTE=D0C H.;24369377]I was scrolling down and I read it.
"What does he mean? what happe......... OOOOOH!" *laugh*
Anyways how long do you nap normally? trying to control my dreams once a day isnt enough. So would like 2 hours be enough? Also how do you find all this time for sleeping?:confused:[/QUOTE]
I'm on vacation right now so I'm training myself.
I also nap like 3 hours a day most of the time. Sometimes it stretches
[QUOTE=D0C H.;24369377]I was scrolling down and I read it.
"What does he mean? what happe......... OOOOOH!" *laugh*
Anyways how long do you nap normally? trying to control my dreams once a day isnt enough. So would like 2 hours be enough? Also how do you find all this time for sleeping?:confused:[/QUOTE]
He sleeps long, eats quick, And is really grouchy when woken up. Like a bear in winter.
I wonder who I talk to to give Jake a custom title...
[QUOTE=Zinayzen;24369415]I wonder who I talk to to give Jake a custom title...[/QUOTE]
I guess JohnnyMo1.
[QUOTE=Mikesword221;24369436]I guess JohnnyMo1.[/QUOTE]
Time to write a PM. Brb.
Don't you dare
[editline]08:54PM[/editline]
[URL=http://img266.imageshack.us/i/98165348.png/][IMG]http://img266.imageshack.us/img266/5857/98165348.png[/IMG][/URL]
Hey you.
Yeah you.
I see you touching yourself
sent
[QUOTE=solid_jake;24369384]
I'm on vacation right now so I'm training myself.
I also nap like 3 hours a day most of the time. Sometimes it stretches[/QUOTE]
Oh that makes sense. Along with work, and full time school I am now going to have to fit in my new hobby of dreaming. :arghfist::saddowns:
[QUOTE=Zinayzen;24369494]sent[/QUOTE]
Send me a copy of the PM I want to know what you told him
[QUOTE=Zinayzen;24369494]sent[/QUOTE]
What is his title going to be?
"I've had sex with myself and I didn't even know it"
?
[QUOTE=D0C H.;24369537]What is his title going to be?
"I've had sex with myself and I didn't even know it"
?[/QUOTE]
Hopefully it's She started wiping slower now, looking into my eyes.
Where is that animated FUUU image when you need it
I'm pretty sure I've never typed anything fucked up enough to warrant a custom title, and I'm not a Gold member. I should be in the clear.
YOU, however.
Welp there goes posting stories in this thread now
Forwarded to three other mods.
:sigh:
It's okay, Jake. it probably won't happen.
Ey man, quit bullying him.
He's clearly :sigh:ing.
Is not good man.
[editline]11:07PM[/editline]
[QUOTE=Zinayzen;24369810]It's okay, Jake. it probably won't happen.[/QUOTE]
Probably.
[QUOTE=solid_jake;24369590]Where is that animated FUUU image when you need it[/QUOTE]
[url]http://www.facepunch.com/fp_images.php?t=940989[/url]
[quote][img]http://i289.photobucket.com/albums/ll205/CarbonGT1/07KyZ.gif[/img][/quote]
I love that feature. v:v:v
[QUOTE=solid_jake;24369671]Welp there goes posting stories in this thread now[/QUOTE]
Just chill out. Because of you thinking about Ellen Page as your sub so much, and people talking about sex with your sub. Im sure you just did it with a copy of Ellen, not your sub. Zin already said this and Im pretty sure he's right.
Haha, I leave the thread for an hour and I come back and I get to read a lot of interesting stuff. A++ am reading again. Need to make a picture as well relating to all this.
[editline]10:15PM[/editline]
Also this is totally relevant.
[img]http://9gag.com/photo/30013_540.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=solid_jake;24364416]I don't want to give anyone a boner because of the things it said or the detail I wrote it in :colbert:[/QUOTE]
You already did, imagining sex with ellen page is an instant boner.
[QUOTE=Zackin5;24369876][url]http://www.facepunch.com/fp_images.php?t=940989[/url]
I love that feature. v:v:v[/QUOTE]
Oddly enough, that sums up this thread pretty well.
So, should I post my dream or Jake's sex story is still on.
let jake's story sink in for a bit.
By a bit I mean another 5 pages.
Nah, I'll take of the pressure of him, he knows he's fucked anyways.
Well, I think I discovered how to remember my dreams. I laid down, and began repeating "I will remember my dream", but it was too loud, I was too focused on that thought. So, somehow, I forced that to the back of my mind, it was still there, but it was softer. Before I knew it, everything drifted away and I fell asleep.
I woke up and I remembered most of it, but I had to hurry up for school. In the bus, I wrote some notes on my iPod. Sucks that I forgot some of it, but here it goes. It may be a bit boring for you guys, though.
[QUOTE]The start of the dream was some sort of videogame contest. It was between father and son, and I was watching. The father looked like one of those Harley guys, you know, the motorcyclists. As the contest was getting more tense, people jumped out of windows to see this battle.
The father won, and the son ran away, depressed.
The people went back through the windows.
Cut to some years later, the father is in a bar, drinking alone.
"I'M THE VIDEO GAME CHAMPION BITCHES!" he screamed, drunk.
"Fuck you faggot, you're 15 minutes of fame are up"
This made the father go depressed.
"I miss my son," he stood up, "I WILL FIND HIM!"
THAT DREAM ENDS HERE.
[/QUOTE]
The other dreams are boring for you guys, and I don't remember the exact details anyway.
I'll add that I'm doing RC's irl when something seems strange, maybe that'll help.
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