Shaving them isn't the brightest idea, trim 'em with scissors (not regular ones...)
The rash is just your hair follicles flipping out because you shaved. It'll go away, but shave more carefully next time.
Put some baby powder on your junk, works 100% of the time. I always do it after a shave.
And guys, woman, at least in my area, enjoy a shaven dick. I had my doubts but after the 3rd girl saying she loves it bare I said, "Ok, makes my junk look bigger anyway".
Razerburn, happens to women all the time when they shave their legs.
Why shave, it's not like anyone else is going down there.
[QUOTE=flyboy463;23664910]I remember I did this back in 6th grade, it went something like "OW MOTHERFUCKER ITCH ITCH ITCH GET SOME FUCKING SANDPAPER!"[/QUOTE]
Exactly what happened to me few months ago. Something along the lines of this:
"Ooh that looks nice and is rather smooth.."
24 Hours Later
"OH MY GOD! WHAT HAVE I DONE, BURN IT WITH FIRE AHHHAAA"
Not a good experience, dont try it...
Here's something to all the people who say "it's stupid/gay/useless" to maintain the equipment, once a woman is gracious enough to let you diddle-bop her, you'd better have the respect to fill her wishes (vocal about it [b]or not[/b]) and shave/trim, because no woman likes taking pelvic thrusts from a goddamned afro.
[QUOTE=BBKF;23666629]Here's something to all the people who say "it's stupid/gay/useless" to maintain the equipment, once a woman is gracious enough to let you diddle-bop her, you'd better have the respect to fill her wishes (vocal about it [b]or not[/b]) and shave/trim, because no woman likes taking pelvic thrusts from a goddamned afro.[/QUOTE]
lol diddle-bop.
[QUOTE=crazycory65;23664656]Well see, I was bored one day so I took a shower and well...shaved all my pubes off, i'm 17 so it was my first time, after I was finished it had a prickly type feeling to it, so later that night, I tried shaving with some type of shaving cream and try to shave the rest of it off with a razor, well all that caused was some little dots of blood to form, which didn't really help at all. This morning, I tried the same thing in the shower but with no cream, just shave it while in the shower, well, in the afternoom I went to take a piss to only look down and see this red pimple looking dots, I got online and I heard it being Called folliculitis. Has anyone else had this? How long will it go away?[/QUOTE]
:siren:[b]FREE CLINIC[/b]:siren:
When I was fourteen I shaved my pubes after a rather weird (hindsight) conversation with a friend. She told me that girls prefer men with shaven netherparts. I angrily approached her the next day to complain about the horrible itchy-burny sensation which made any sort of concentration impossible.
From that day forth, I elected to Manscape rather than shave.
The first time I did it I cut the shit out of my junk. The rest of the times I just occasionally got razor burn. That's what you have, razor burn. Give it a few days and it'll go away.
Story time! My friend was telling me once about how he no longer accept the nickname firecrotch because he shaves. I asked him if it was itchy or anything and he said no. So since I was 12 I have been shaving my pubes.
[QUOTE=FPKawaii;23667051]The first time I did it I cut the shit out of my junk. The rest of the times I just occasionally got razor burn. That's what you have, razor burn. Give it a few days and it'll go away.[/QUOTE]
How the fuck did you cut your dick shaving?
Were you using a straight-blade razor or what!?
[QUOTE=BBKF;23667089]How the fuck did you cut your dick shaving?
Were you using a straight-blade razor or what!?[/QUOTE]
Straight blade. I always use them.
I hate when your pubes grow back after you shave and it gets so damn itchy. Thats why is just trim.
[QUOTE=FPKawaii;23667119]Straight blade. I always use them.[/QUOTE]
I don't know whether to bow down to your manliness, or shriek and run from your stupidity.
Which is it?
[QUOTE=BBKF;23667428]I don't know whether to bow down to your manliness, or shriek and run from your stupidity.
Which is it?[/QUOTE]
I've become quite good at it now. The problem with that is that it hadn't been sharpened for a while and was quite dull.
Whenever I shave my pubes the first ~3 hours the area will be bright red/pink, then after that its fine until the hair starts coming back. Itches like a mother fucker.
Tl;dr? Don't shave your pubes during the school year.
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[QUOTE=FPKawaii;23667471]I've become quite good at it now. The problem with that is that it hadn't been sharpened for a while and was quite dull.[/QUOTE]
:wth:
It's normal.
Also, enjoy the worst 3 weeks of your life while it grows back.
[QUOTE=The Mighty Boatman;23664697]Shaving your nuts is for gay people. :colbert:[/QUOTE]
Chicks dig clean balls.
[QUOTE=slinkman;23667510]:wth:[/QUOTE]
Is that a compliment or what?
[QUOTE=FPKawaii;23667780]Is that a compliment or what?[/QUOTE]
It's a compliment and a question, as in...
"WHAT THE HELL?! YOU'RE A FUCKING MAN!"
and
"What the hell?!"
[QUOTE=slinkman;23667833]It's a compliment and a question, as in...
"WHAT THE HELL?! YOU'RE A FUCKING MAN!"
and
"What the hell?!"[/QUOTE]
That the hell?
[QUOTE=FPKawaii;23667908]That the hell?[/QUOTE]
why use a straight blade?
[QUOTE=slinkman;23667948]why use a straight blade?[/QUOTE]
I was looking around one day in my grandparent's basement and found a straight razor among other things. I vowed to never use a regular razor ever again. Funny thing was that when I found it I never had shaved.
Why did you use an old razor from your grand parent's basement :ohdear:
They could have... used it...
As a woman, I get this alot if I shave too often. Annoys the shit outta me because it doesn't look smooth and marshmallowy (as it does if shaven after a long regrowth period - enjoy that visual impact).
But yeah, leave it alone, it'll go away.
Shaving cream and brand new good quality blades are your best bet.
Or wax. Maybe.
I don't get why people shave their balls, really. It's very very [I]very[/I] gay.
Trimming your bush however, isn't, and letting it grow all together is nasty.
Also 61% of danish women prefer trimmed, 21% shaved and 18% let it grow. :eng101:
ill tell you my bush is like a jungle where the vines are tangling up and it hurts
[QUOTE=bobthe2lol;23668180]Why did you use an old razor from your grand parent's basement :ohdear:
They could have... used it...[/QUOTE]
Disinfectant. It is key.
[QUOTE=Tom-ate-em;23668212]
Or wax. Maybe.[/QUOTE]
ARE YOU NUTS?! That's even worse!
[QUOTE=Tools;23668279]I don't get why people shave their balls, really. It's very very [I]very[/I] gay.
Trimming your bush however, isn't, and letting it grow all together is nasty.
Also 61% of danish women prefer trimmed, 21% shaved and 18% let it grow. :eng101:[/QUOTE]
Well...
I'd suck shaved balls.
Hair in mouth just isn't a pleasant sensation to me - would it be to you?
[QUOTE=nate1606;23668438]ARE YOU NUTS?! That's even worse![/QUOTE]
Well, I haven't tried waxing there yet so, it was more speculation really o -o
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