• How to upgrade my tolerence of pain.
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If i remember, there was a wrestler that said he would jump off his house like 3-4 times everyday for an entire year or something like that.
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Get a HEV suit to absorb all your damage by two-thirds.
[QUOTE=gbtygfvyg;16803141]If i remember, there was a wrestler that said he would jump off his house like 3-4 times everyday for an entire year or something like that.[/QUOTE] I believe that was Mick Foley.
Take Iron Shirt training.
Level up and put skill points in HP.
Tear [url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anterior_cruciate_ligament]This[/url] and break your leg
[QUOTE=Pink Pickaxe;16803098]But all these things hurt... Is there any way that doesn't hurt?[/QUOTE] kill you're selfe
[QUOTE=gamefreek76;16803269]Level up and put skill points in HP.[/QUOTE] And get Toughness perk.
turn emo
[QUOTE=JDK721v2;16802884]If you're weak then start working out.[/QUOTE] Many pussies are buff and cut. Muscles != toughness.
You need to collect as much Adam as you can and buy the upgrade at the nearest gatherer's garden.
[QUOTE=Canuhearme?;16803048]What do you think his S.P.E.C.I.A.L Looks like?[/QUOTE] Nothing, because that was an Oblivion reference.
Slam some nails through a square plank of wood. Lay on the ground with a book or five and put the nails-side on a bodypart (I'd say stomach or upper arms). Start stacking books on the plank untill you reach your pain limit, then put one more book on it. Do this daily and you'll find yourself lacking books in only a few weeks.
Punch yourself in the balls.
[QUOTE=Goldenspoon;16803510]Slam some nails through a square plank of wood. Lay on the ground with a book or five and put the nails-side on a bodypart (I'd say stomach or upper arms). Start stacking books on the plank untill you reach your pain limit, then put one more book on it. Do this daily and you'll find yourself lacking books in only a few weeks.[/QUOTE] It will be even better when you move a bit and all the books fall on your face.
[QUOTE=Pink Pickaxe;16803098]But all these things hurt... Is there any way that doesn't hurt?[/QUOTE] [img]http://images.starcraftmazter.net/4chan/for_forums/obvious_troll.jpg[/img] [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Image macro" - Dragon))[/highlight]
[QUOTE=ColinSSX;16802851]It's pretty easy, let me guide you through. 1. Launch Windows updater. 2. Check off "Pain Tolerance Driver Update 8/01/09" 3. Click the update button. 4. Wait for the update to download and install. You have now updated your pain tolerance drivers.[/QUOTE] What if I'm on a mac? I have a mac book for a travel computer and I want to have plenty of tolerance to go.
Yell nigger in north philadelphia, about 2 miles south of the Temple University campus. Then every pain inflicted to you will feel less than what you have experienced.
[QUOTE=The Question;16803609]Yell nigger in north philadelphia, about 2 miles south of the Temple University campus. Then every pain inflicted to you will feel less than what you have experienced.[/QUOTE] Yeah, can't feel pain when you're dead.
You said it Zeke.
Step 1. Get sibling -or- Step 1. Yell "niggers" in detroit.
[QUOTE=MC3craze;16803599]What if I'm on a mac? I have a mac book for a travel computer and I want to have plenty of tolerance to go.[/QUOTE] 1. Click the Apple logo on your menu bar. 2. Click "Software Update" 3. Check off "Apple Pain Tolerance Update" 4. Click Install.
[QUOTE=ColinSSX;16803703]1. Click the Apple logo on your menu bar. 2. Click "Software Update" 3. Check off "Apple Pain Tolerance Update" 4. Click Install.[/QUOTE] Thanks
I hit myself with a monkey wrench alot. Its fun :D
Engage in deviant sexual activity involving whips and ballgags.
[list][*]Dry Shave your face until smooth. Remember to go against the grain only! [*]Fill sink with 3/4s water and the rest rubbing alcohol [*]Submerge face[/list] Nightmare mode: Keep eyes open
Get 10 or more people to do a paintball firing squad that finishes of with a few potato cannons to the groin. You will never again feel worse pain.(unless you break something or loose a limb.) Also, freeze the paintballs first.
[QUOTE=Super_Toast;16803831]Get 10 or more people to do a paintball firing squad that finishes of with a few potato cannons to the groin. You will never again feel worse pain.(unless you break something or loose a limb.)[/QUOTE] I don't know about you, but I don't like the safety aspect of being shot in the groin with a potato traveling at around 400FPS.
*inhibit your reception to pain. (You're not a computer. you can't "upgrade") It's simple. Conditioned reaction. People can do it all the time, any time.
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