• How to upgrade my tolerence of pain.
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[QUOTE=UglyBear;16807064]Go on a heroin binge for several years. You will never feel again.[/QUOTE] Shit felt good, man.
Get a girlfriend who's into BDSM. It will toughen you up, AND make you a man. Plus, they're usually hot. So you win twice as hard.
[QUOTE=Thomas849;16807104]Get a girlfriend who's into BDSM. It will toughen you up, AND make you a man. Plus, they're usually hot. So you win twice as hard.[/QUOTE] In my experience, they're usually ugly lesbians
Take a huge shit and then see if you can fit in 4 sizes smaller pants size.
Electroshock therapy.
[QUOTE=Zeke129;16807124]In my experience, they're usually ugly lesbians[/QUOTE] Not where I live. Hell, my girlfriend is a prime example. Try hanging around a gothic nightclub or something with a dungeon and watch the women going in and out. They're hot, skinny, and have black electrical tape on their exposed titties! On their TITTIES! [editline]08:24PM[/editline] And they wear the hottest clothes. Seriously. Corset, fishnets, garter belts, thigh-high boots. Jesus.
[QUOTE=Thomas849;16807315] Try hanging around a gothic nightclub or something with a dungeon[/QUOTE] yup, lots of those in northern saskatchewan
[QUOTE=Canuhearme?;16804542]I honestly do that, it's easier then just putting all that shaving cream on your face (I've been out for a while, been meaning to buy some.) I don't do the rubbing alcohol part though. Seriously, I'm actually telling the truth.[/QUOTE] I do that too, I just put water on my face or something and shave against the grain, I've never used shaving cream. Sometimes I don't even use the water. Fuck I feel manly now.
[QUOTE=Zeke129;16807392]yup, lots of those in northern saskatchewan[/QUOTE] I broke my sarcastic meter in the thread about popping dicks. So I can't tell if you're cerial or not. [editline]08:32PM[/editline] [QUOTE=mugofdoom;16807408]I do that too, I just put water on my face or something and shave against the grain, I've never used shaving cream. Sometimes I don't even use the water. Fuck I feel manly now.[/QUOTE] Shaving against the grain isn't normal? Christ.. what the Hell have I been doing to myself?
1.Get a rocket launcher 2.Plant it squarely up your ass 3.Run up and down some stairs 4.Jump out the highest window in your house should just about do it. Do this 3-4 times a day
Why hello, good sir! I've created a 5 point plan that will help you build tolerance to pain, and maybe earn a quick buck! 1. Get a friend with a hacksaw 2. Have him cut off your arm 3. Film it and upload it to the internet 4. ?????? 5. Profit!
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