[QUOTE=phytocide;37822860]the things she has written[/QUOTE]
That made me cry
haha, i should post some chatlogs with her ;_;
Anyone know the links to that one guy's explanation for how grubs turn into trolls?
It was some tumblr, I think he did stuff about horns and eyes too.
And troll genitalia. I think.
Not that I read through it.
no.
[QUOTE=alex525;37823441]And troll genitalia. I think.
Not that I read through it.
no.[/QUOTE]
Oh yeah, they did that too.
Do you have the link to any of the things, or just the main blog?
The fact that it looks like he was reaching out for her when he died just makes me super sad.
[QUOTE=phytocide;37822860]hse
i fucking love hse
she cray
let's have a hse thread
[editline]27th September 2012[/editline]
the things she has written[/QUOTE]
"Her balls were the size of melons, resting on the bed and throbbing softly"
"the size of melons"
god DAMN
Probably late but I looked up the term scratch and scrolling through the multiple meanings this came up:
[IMG]http://puu.sh/19dLn[/IMG]
AND THEN JOHN STANDS UP BEHIND HIM AND HITS HIM FROM BEHIND WITH A HAMMER.
What? He did go to sleep, didn't he?
[QUOTE=The Calzone;37823593]"Her balls were the size of melons, resting on the bed and throbbing softly"
"the size of melons"
god DAMN[/QUOTE]
vriska
(me) I don't know how headcannon has defined dick vriska
(HSE) testicles are cantaloupe sized, penis is forearm-length but adjustable based on context, cup size is adjustable based on context, regular appearance/personality is the same save hypersexuality caused by testicle size
(HSE) semen output: obscene
[QUOTE=EmperorVagak;37823630]AND THEN JOHN STANDS UP BEHIND HIM AND HITS HIM FROM BEHIND WITH A HAMMER.
What? He did go to sleep, didn't he?[/QUOTE]
We still don't have a good confirmation of the full power of the vrillyhoo
[QUOTE=The Calzone;37823593]"Her balls were the size of melons, resting on the bed and throbbing softly"
"the size of melons"
god DAMN[/QUOTE]
Wait what?
Where did she write this I just went through like 4 pages of her blog, looking for hilarious stuff.
looks like iceland published an older version
[url]http://pastebin.com/HpMiDN71[/url]
[editline]27th September 2012[/editline]
[highlight]TRIGGER WARNING: COCK MILKING[/highlight]
[QUOTE=phytocide;37823685]looks like iceland published an older version
[url]http://pastebin.com/HpMiDN71[/url]
[editline]27th September 2012[/editline]
[highlight]TRIGGER WARNING: COCK MILKING[/highlight][/QUOTE]
I read the whole thing.
:suicide:
[QUOTE=MeltingData;37823416]Anyone know the links to that one guy's explanation for how grubs turn into trolls?
It was some tumblr, I think he did stuff about horns and eyes too.[/QUOTE]
[url]http://isozyme.tumblr.com/tagged/xenobiologist-for-hire[/url]
Here ya go.
[QUOTE=EmperorVagak;37823630]AND THEN JOHN STANDS UP BEHIND HIM AND HITS HIM FROM BEHIND WITH A HAMMER.
What? He did go to sleep, didn't he?[/QUOTE]
Man, that reminds me of that awesome fanmade lil series of panels that showed Jack fighting Rose with Doc Scratch's narration, and at the end it just shows John behind him and he smacks him away just before he kills Rose. Was P Cool. But it's gone now I dunno where it went. I had it bookmarked (dont ask me why I didnt just save it) but it stopped working, I think it was on Skaianet. Didn't Skaianet go down or something?
[QUOTE=DarkMonkey;37817171]JOHN: RISE UP has a rather small version[/QUOTE]
It doesnt have anything big enough to use though. It has a shot of John's house but its waaaaay too small for me to use it for anything :c
[QUOTE=phytocide;37823373]haha, i should post some chatlogs with her ;_;[/QUOTE]
[URL="http://hsexpertisequotes.tumblr.com/"]http://hsexpertisequotes.tumblr.com/
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[QUOTE=riku2211;37824392]It doesnt have anything big enough to use though. It has a shot of John's house but its waaaaay too small for me to use it for anything :c[/QUOTE]
[url=http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=002981]It's a bit covered in imps and ogres, but hey[/url]
How can you think Porrim is the most detestable character in homestuck? She's barely fleshed out and pretty chill from what we've seen, even caring for Kankri... She's so... innocuous.
I don't get this girl, she needs help.
this just in, hse news live
[code]17:59:26] <HSE> what would happen if a dog's baculum was eaten away for one reason or another, but the blood vessels weren't harmed
[17:59:53] <~ipgd> afaik the baculum is mainly there for initial rigidity to allow the dog to penetrate the female before the knot has swollen with blood
[17:59:53] <HSE> conversely, could a human penis accomodate a canine-styled "knot" in addition to its regular glans
[18:00:23] <~ipgd> i... guess
[18:00:24] <+iamamitten> physically, it could
[18:00:34] <HSE> oh god this is so fascinating
[18:00:40] <+iamamitten> logistically, it would be akward
[18:01:12] <HSE> could you theoretically grow a knot-like structure and have it function in an average human penis
[18:01:19] <~ipgd> what if the testicles shifted up the shaft to form some sort of pseudoknot
[18:01:41] <HSE> that would probably affect sperm production in a very negative way[/code]
HSE general discussion: "that would probably affect sperm production in a very negative way"
Oh... oh wow this girl is insane to the point that she needs to seek treatment.
Also content:
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/O6dlE.png[/IMG]
[video=youtube;yhAlZunqUnA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yhAlZunqUnA&feature=player_embedded[/video]
I did find Meulin's deaf state from such an event rather...disappointing.
totally called it (not)
oh fuck
IT
IS [i]ON[/i]
his face in the second panel is like "The fuck is this"
"did this kid really make a hammer out of his waifu what a weed"
Something tells me SHIT
IS ABOUT
TO
GO
DOWN.
John has a fist full of wind and a head full of mad
he's gonna SLAP that SHIT UP
The pommel for that warhammer was bugging the fuck out of me, I'm glad it was finally shown properly.
then jack just stabs him again.
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