doesn't matter because it's been mailed now
[editline]21st October 2012[/editline]
oh my fuck [sp]he talks just like Dante does in his blog[/sp]
does that mean its going to be available to everyone today or tomorrow? I don't remember how that played out last time
It is time
op, hussie says an hour or two
Can Paypal people play the beta or am I SOL
Spoilers ahoy:
[sp]Just testing you loser, stop highlighting this stuff. Real spoilers below:[/sp]
[sp]Is it just me or does Rufioh seem like a nervous wreck?[/sp]
[QUOTE=eagleeye64000;38131363][sp]Is it just me or does Rufioh seem like a nervous wreck?[/sp][/QUOTE]
read my spoiler
Beta version of minigame was just sent out to all KS backers of $50 and over. (But not for those who went through paypal because beta version only works when clicking through the Kickstarter message system.)
:c
here's how to access the beta, shh
[url]http://zchr.tumblr.com/post/34062044697/how-to-access-the-homestuck-beta-update-pt-3[/url]
but
[quote=mspandrew]This will be a brief test because the system is pretty well ironed out by now. Final version will go up on site in a few hours or so. Til then if you don’t want spoilers you might want to avoid tumblr because people like to post screenshots and stuff.[/quote]
Horuss' joke
oh my fucking god
welp got something to look forward to once I get off work
[url=http://i.imgur.com/hSG0l.png]SPOILER: WHAT THE FUUUUCK[/url]
translate damara's text
you're in for a wild ride
aaaand just like that [sp]damara is tragic as hell[/sp]
also [sp]go through the meteor as damara and go to the exposition room, Hussie tells you what he thinks about the A1 trolls[/sp]
[QUOTE=salty peanut v2;38131687][url=http://i.imgur.com/hSG0l.png]SPOILER: WHAT THE FUUUUCK[/url][/QUOTE]
It's a good thing it's a beta right
Is Snoop Dogg still relevant to the thread? Because me and some friends got [URL="http://i.imgur.com/GjMoP.jpg"]this[/URL] for a party yesterday.
snoop is never not relevant
I guess you could say this is getting
[url=http://www.fantasyflightgames.com/ffg_content/horus-heresy/minisite/description/horus_heresy_logo.png]Heretical[/url]
damara's lines.
[sp]»Meenah: Talk to Damara.
Take your dual fork. Fuck yourself twice.
It is not thick enough to give sexual pleasure to you.
Will you continue boring me with your words? Or. Will you take off my clothes?
I want to feel my nipples between your teeth.
»Meenah: Ask Damara to join.
Very ni fair.
I remember.
Sometimes I masturbate to that memory.
What the fuck you’re talking about? Bitch idiot.
Clam will not produce the pearl. You do not know anything of the sea.
You seem to be very angry. Chill the fuck out. Let’s touch each other. Please get stoned with me.
Exactly how much. Do you want to know? Bitch of water.
»Meenah: Be Damara.
Do you want to be me?
You can not be me. If you can not understand me. In addition:
You can not be me. If you can not fuck me.
»Rufioh: Talk to Damara.
Of course not. Your accusation is outrageous.
Silence. So. Are you broke up with him yet?
Do you mean. It feels when the lover has betrayed you? Yes I know.
Right. We will see.
Fine. But you owe me. Sexual favors.
»Horuss: Talk to Damara.
You can view my chest at any time.
Please pour milk on top of my boobs.
No. Please do not wear gloves. I like it rough. Crush my body. Horse man.
You, please make sure that my genitals ghostly have a sexual climax. You must do it with your phantom horse’s penis.
Rub your sweaty face on my bare bottom.
I’m your Asian schoolgirl. You can reduce my clothes to shreds. You need to please me. Please use your horn.
Be quiet. Fuck me in silence.
Go into my body. Or. I will destroy you.[/sp]
[QUOTE=Winner;38131845][url]http://i.imgur.com/2WSC0.png[/url]
Hussie
WHAT ARE YOU DOING[/QUOTE]
he talks about [sp]steampunk augmentations where the steam is powered by sweat[/sp]
genius
[QUOTE=phytocide;38131912]damara's lines.
[sp]»Meenah: Talk to Damara.
Take your dual fork. Fuck yourself twice.
It is not thick enough to give sexual pleasure to you.
Will you continue boring me with your words? Or. Will you take off my clothes?
I want to feel my nipples between your teeth.
»Meenah: Ask Damara to join.
Very ni fair.
I remember.
Sometimes I masturbate to that memory.
What the fuck you’re talking about? Bitch idiot.
Clam will not produce the pearl. You do not know anything of the sea.
You seem to be very angry. Chill the fuck out. Let’s touch each other. Please get stoned with me.
Exactly how much. Do you want to know? Bitch of water.
»Meenah: Be Damara.
Do you want to be me?
You can not be me. If you can not understand me. In addition:
You can not be me. If you can not fuck me.
»Rufioh: Talk to Damara.
Of course not. Your accusation is outrageous.
Silence. So. Are you broke up with him yet?
Do you mean. It feels when the lover has betrayed you? Yes I know.
Right. We will see.
Fine. But you owe me. Sexual favors.
»Horuss: Talk to Damara.
You can view my chest at any time.
Please pour milk on top of my boobs.
No. Please do not wear gloves. I like it rough. Crush my body. Horse man.
You, please make sure that my genitals ghostly have a sexual climax. You must do it with your phantom horse’s penis.
Rub your sweaty face on my bare bottom.
I’m your Asian schoolgirl. You can reduce my clothes to shreds. You need to please me. Please use your horn.
Be quiet. Fuck me in silence.
Go into my body. Or. I will destroy you.[/sp][/QUOTE]
ladies and gentlemen: homestuck
[QUOTE=phytocide;38131912]damara's lines.
[sp]»Meenah: Talk to Damara.
Take your dual fork. Fuck yourself twice.
It is not thick enough to give sexual pleasure to you.
Will you continue boring me with your words? Or. Will you take off my clothes?
I want to feel my nipples between your teeth.
»Meenah: Ask Damara to join.
Very ni fair.
I remember.
Sometimes I masturbate to that memory.
What the fuck you’re talking about? Bitch idiot.
Clam will not produce the pearl. You do not know anything of the sea.
You seem to be very angry. Chill the fuck out. Let’s touch each other. Please get stoned with me.
Exactly how much. Do you want to know? Bitch of water.
»Meenah: Be Damara.
Do you want to be me?
You can not be me. If you can not understand me. In addition:
You can not be me. If you can not fuck me.
»Rufioh: Talk to Damara.
Of course not. Your accusation is outrageous.
Silence. So. Are you broke up with him yet?
Do you mean. It feels when the lover has betrayed you? Yes I know.
Right. We will see.
Fine. But you owe me. Sexual favors.
»Horuss: Talk to Damara.
You can view my chest at any time.
Please pour milk on top of my boobs.
No. Please do not wear gloves. I like it rough. Crush my body. Horse man.
You, please make sure that my genitals ghostly have a sexual climax. You must do it with your phantom horse’s penis.
Rub your sweaty face on my bare bottom.
I’m your Asian schoolgirl. You can reduce my clothes to shreds. You need to please me. Please use your horn.
Be quiet. Fuck me in silence.
Go into my body. Or. I will destroy you.[/sp][/QUOTE]
ahahaha that's fucking hilarious
Oh my god everything about this is beautiful
oh my god there's so much more you can do as Damara
nothing was here/
[url]http://i.imgur.com/ze6y2.png[/url]
oh no
oh hell no
only good one is damara
shes fucking hilarious. more of a slut than porrim (didn't think that was possible)
Well yeah, japenese schoolgirl trumps vampire any day.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly how it works.
[QUOTE=i300;38132244]only good one is damara
shes fucking hilarious. more of a slut than porrim (didn't think that was possible)[/QUOTE]
what are you smoking all three are great
rufioh might not be the funniest of them but the stuff he talks about (like [sp]savage weeaboos living in trees[/sp]) is funny as hell
oh man hussie's canon explanation of feferi is fantastic: "didn't do anything and then she died"
[sp]Oh man Hussie no what are you doing with that money.[/sp]
Once this thing is released I'm going to play it, go back, read all your spoilers, and chuckle.
[QUOTE=Winner;38132398][sp]What do I do once I enter the password protected room/be Rose?[/sp][/QUOTE]
[sp]You don't actually have to be Rose or Dave to progress, but if you do be them and go to the northernmost area of the room, you can walk into a room with Gamzee (while being Rose) or Karkat (while being Dave) in it. Nothing special for Kanaya/Meenah. After that to progress just be Kanaya/Meenah again and go to the leftmost door.[/sp]
[sp]You can also be Damara in there after kanaya opens the door. Shenanigans ensue[/sp]
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