Is everyone in this thread dyslexic with everyone's names or am I the only one to notice this?
On a related note, Jade looks like he is about to go god-tier as the page of hope.
[QUOTE=psychojake;39013679]You mean Jake?[/QUOTE]
Shit, you quoted it before I could fix it.
John
Jake
Dirk
Dave
Rose
Roxy
Jane
Jade
I keep getting this shit confused. :suicide:
At this rate, Jane (who has already broken all her computers and so is going to not hear from Roxy either), Jake and Dirk are all going to get themselves killed when the battle happens without them having any knowlege about what is happening or what to do.
Jane has lifey powers though.
She still will have no idea what is coming though. (neither do we, but at least we know something is) And her Life powers have limits, we just don't know what those limits are yet.
what if she puts on the tiara computer oh man
This group is so irredeemably fucked.
I've found hold back at yet more pages with a wall of text communication that I don't really want to skip, but I don't feel the need to read all of it either. It used to be funny, but it's too cumbersome now for some reason.
[QUOTE=FreeBee;39016307]I've found hold back at yet more pages with a wall of text communication that I don't really want to skip, but I don't feel the need to read all of it either. It used to be funny, but it's too cumbersome now for some reason.[/QUOTE]
no I know what you mean
for some reason this rambling roxy text is a fucking drag to read through
i want caliborn back, that log with jane was pretty much the best thing this act
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the problem boils down to serial reading versus archival reading
in a year reading through this will be a snap, but now watching pages upon pages of roxy getting ignored by her asshole friends is just cumbersome
personally i'd like for him to develop someone other than roxy because there are 3 other kids too remember hussie
jake is a blackhole of funny
[QUOTE=Corporal Yippie;39016872]no I know what you mean
for some reason this rambling roxy text is a fucking drag to read through
i want caliborn back, that log with jane was pretty much the best thing this act
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the problem boils down to serial reading versus archival reading
in a year reading through this will be a snap, but now watching pages upon pages of roxy getting ignored by her asshole friends is just cumbersome
personally i'd like for him to develop someone other than roxy because there are 3 other kids too remember hussie
jake is a blackhole of funny[/QUOTE]
Jake and Dirk are probably my favorites of the new kids, but Roxy is pretty much just a shitty character, IMO.
[QUOTE=MeltingData;39019280]Jake and Dirk are probably my favorites of the new kids, but Roxy is pretty much just a shitty character, IMO.[/QUOTE]
I'm not one to choose favorites, but if I had to I'd say Jake.
Everyone other alpha kid is tied for close second.
[QUOTE=MeltingData;39019280]Jake and Dirk are probably my favorites of the new kids, but Roxy is pretty much just a shitty character, IMO.[/QUOTE]
Uh, what
[QUOTE=MeltingData;39019280]Jake and Dirk are probably my favorites of the new kids, but Roxy is pretty much just a shitty character, IMO.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=psychojake;39020000]I'm not one to choose favorites, but if I had to I'd say Jake. [/QUOTE]
i cannot comprehend how you can have jake as a favorite anything, but i guess because he has fans that means i get to see more updates with him! cool!
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id rather hussie ressurected fuckin feferi for a month than spend another week with excess mc moron and his relationshit problems
id be a little more understanding if there was a single legitimate reason everyone wants to fuck the guy
because he's so incredibly [I]dapper[/I]
[QUOTE=MeltingData;39019280]Jake and Dirk are probably my favorites of the new kids, but Roxy is pretty much just a shitty character, IMO.[/QUOTE]
You have no soul.
[QUOTE=doomkiwi;39020353]You have no soul.[/QUOTE]
I cries.
I don't understand how it's possible to not like Jake. He obviously has the best outfit in the whole comic.
[QUOTE=MeltingData;39020380]I cries.
I don't understand how it's possible to not like Jake. He obviously has the best outfit in the whole comic.[/QUOTE]
Sounds like some motherfucker is forgetting the scalemate cape.
Or the dead shuffle dress.
Or the police tape.
Or Dad.
[QUOTE=MeltingData;39020380]I cries.
I don't understand how it's possible to not like Jake. He obviously has the best outfit in the whole comic.[/QUOTE]
Dirk only recently got a personality aside from "perfect" and Jake is ok? I guess?
Mostly I think that discarding Roxy like you did is kinda derp. She's got flaws, she's got strengths, she has morals, and she has vices, she's a good character.
when a session comprised of lil Nanna, mini Mom, poison gas, carapaces, skeletons and goddamn fuckin Bro-lite with an army of rapping robots is a complete drag for a year
you KNOW something is WRONG
[QUOTE=doomkiwi;39020743]Dirk only recently got a personality aside from "perfect" and Jake is ok? I guess?[/QUOTE]
everything about dirk is really fuckin cool/fascinating (kills people w/ souls, ninja philosopher)
except the guy himself, he's just a boring ass straight man
the gayest straight man
Dirk is genetically Bro so he'll never be not rad just on that basis.
[QUOTE=Corporal Yippie;39020760]when a session comprised of lil Nanna, mini Mom, poison gas, carapaces, skeletons and goddamn fuckin Bro-lite with an army of rapping robots is a complete drag for a year
you KNOW something is WRONG
everything about dirk is really fuckin cool/fascinating (kills people w/ souls, ninja philosopher)
except the guy himself, he's just a boring ass straight man
the gayest straight man[/QUOTE]
He's not gay though. Like, he just doesn't really seem to be. He was never really attracted to dirk, he just went along with it because "why not". He's shown attraction to blue girls and girls who are spider themed, making him at LEAST bi, but I wouldn't even say that because he was pretty damn reluctant to kiss Dirk's head (which may be because it's dirk's HEAD but hey) and hasn't really ever been physically attracted to dirk on screen.
[QUOTE=doomkiwi;39020899]He's not gay though. Like, he just doesn't really seem to be. He was never really attracted to dirk, he just went along with it because "why not". He's shown attraction to blue girls and girls who are spider themed, making him at LEAST bi, but I wouldn't even say that because he was pretty damn reluctant to kiss Dirk's head (which may be because it's dirk's HEAD but hey) and hasn't really ever been physically attracted to dirk on screen.[/QUOTE]
listen buddy i know you got jake on the mind but where the hell did you get ANYTHING about the fucks sexuality out of my post
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from a writer's standing he's bi for the sole reason of creating the MOST amount of drama possible
[QUOTE=Corporal Yippie;39021004]listen buddy i know you got jake on the mind but where the hell did you get ANYTHING about the fucks sexuality out of my post[/QUOTE]
Whoops, misread your quote of "the gayest straight man" being about Jake because we'd been talking about Jake before. My mistake.
Also I have a name, it's not "buddy".
whatever you say pal
[QUOTE=doomkiwi;39021047]Also I have a name, it's not "buddy".[/QUOTE]
im sorry i thought we had formed a kinship on our mutual interest in bisexual teenage aliens
you can be my "dude" tho
Honestly I think Dirk and Jake being together happened because Hussie noticed how many people were complaining about DirkJake shippers and because the complainers told the shippers that it would not happen.
"Not likely, eh? boy I tell you what"
[QUOTE=person11;39021621]Honestly I think Dirk and Jake being together happened because Hussie noticed how many people were complaining about DirkJake shippers and because the complainers told the shippers that it would not happen.
"Not likely, eh? boy I tell you what"[/QUOTE]
He introduced them being together but didn't really do much with it. Now Jake is having second thoughts and the shippers are getting angry.
I think it's Hussie messing with the fandom again.
[QUOTE=doomkiwi;39020743]she's a food character.[/QUOTE]
Uh no, that would be Jane or the Condesce, because you know, they bake. Gamzee did a lot of baking too, but that's different.
[QUOTE=psychojake;39021734]He introduced them being together but didn't really do much with it. Now Jake is having second thoughts and the shippers are getting angry.
I think it's Hussie messing with the fandom again.[/QUOTE]
When isn't he.
He messes with the skeptics by making DirkJake a thing and then messes with the shippers by making Jake have second thoughts.
Somewhere, Hussie is laughing. Or sobbing.
[QUOTE=person11;39021836]Somewhere, Hussie is laughing. Or sobbing.[/QUOTE]
I bet both.
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