oh also i like how [sp]lord of time/lord english/caliborn was confirmed and that all the Felt's time artifacts are juju's[/sp]
[QUOTE=Corporal Yippie;37477067]writing seemed a lot more natural this update, even the romantic stuff was talked about relatively normally instead of hyped beyond oblivion
probably reflects on everyone being not 13[/QUOTE]
well the ancestors spent 3 sweeps in the game and then forever being dead
but the humans and alive trolls are only 14 and they have to deal with the romantic conversations with all the ancestors bleh
[editline]30th August 2012[/editline]
Also remember when we all said that ships and all that are dumb and that shipping is done?
I kind of giggled when Rose and Kanaya
Am I a 12 year old girl now
oh wow this is detailed
basically there is some engine that [I]someone[/I] (most likely hussie himself) made. it's called sburb.js. do a control+f search on the update page and look for sburb.min.js. running this through the [URL="http://jsbeautifier.org/"]js beautifier[/URL] outputs this: [url]http://pastebin.com/sPJNhMtd[/url]
and this is [I]a fuck ton of code[/I] for a month of work
looking around, i find out that this is actually a proper game engine. yeah folks, you can make your own damn games with this. here's the initialization line for the sburb game engine:
[code]Sburb.initialize('JterniaDeploy','storyfiles/hs2/05260/levels/openbound/openbound.xml',false)[/code]
i can't say anything more right now, but im gonna play around with this thing and see what i can do
[QUOTE=i300;37477108]oh wow this is detailed
basically there is some engine that [I]someone[/I] (most likely hussie himself) made. it's called sburb.js. do a control+f search on the update page and look for sburb.min.js. running this through the [URL="http://jsbeautifier.org/"]js beautifier[/URL] outputs this: [url]http://pastebin.com/sPJNhMtd[/url]
and this is [I]a fuck ton of code[/I] for a month of work
looking around, i find out that this is actually a proper game engine. yeah folks, you can make your own damn games with this. here's the initialization line for the sburb game engine:
[code]Sburb.initialize('JterniaDeploy','storyfiles/hs2/05260/levels/openbound/openbound.xml',false)[/code]
i can't say anything more right now, but im gonna play around with this thing and see what i can do[/QUOTE]
Let me know if you find the horse Hussie wanted somewhere in that code.
[editline]30th August 2012[/editline]
[QUOTE=TheJoey;37476660]i got hussie to follow me but then karkat vanished when i left the dream area. fuck[/QUOTE]
What, how?
Fun fact: You can bring hussie the [sp]horse hitcher[/sp] and he'll follow you.
Only in that zone though.
[QUOTE=for no reason;37477140]
What, how?[/QUOTE]
Get the bent horse-hitcher and bring it back to the crying hussie from the first region of the game
fucking ninja'd
actually un-ninja'd
[IMG]http://hostthenpost.org/uploads/2236813e60d37bc2c0961a56b9a2593d.jpg[/IMG]
[QUOTE=i300;37477108]oh wow this is detailed
basically there is some engine that [I]someone[/I] (most likely hussie himself) made. it's called sburb.js. do a control+f search on the update page and look for sburb.min.js. running this through the [URL="http://jsbeautifier.org/"]js beautifier[/URL] outputs this: [url]http://pastebin.com/sPJNhMtd[/url]
and this is [I]a fuck ton of code[/I] for a month of work
looking around, i find out that this is actually a proper game engine. yeah folks, you can make your own damn games with this. here's the initialization line for the sburb game engine:
[code]Sburb.initialize('JterniaDeploy','storyfiles/hs2/05260/levels/openbound/openbound.xml',false)[/code]
i can't say anything more right now, but im gonna play around with this thing and see what i can do[/QUOTE]
4/13/2013
the sburb.js file has been growing ever larger over the months. excited readers eagerly F5 the mspa website, however it is soon replaced by only a single button on screen marked "download". almost 8gbs later, one person has finally finished it. eagerly they launch the strange .exe, and are greeted by nothing more than [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=507Ve-rCb8o]this[/url]
and that is how homestuck will end
i got the audio now
[url]http://www.mspaintadventures.com/storyfiles/hs2/05260/resources/openbound/audio/music/Dolorosa.mp3[/url]
[url]http://www.mspaintadventures.com/storyfiles/hs2/05260/resources/openbound/audio/music/GameGlare.mp3[/url]
[url]http://www.mspaintadventures.com/storyfiles/hs2/05260/resources/openbound/audio/music/IronInfidelCut.mp3[/url]
[editline]30th August 2012[/editline]
oh looks like i dont have to do jack squat
[url]http://mspandrew.tumblr.com/post/30567784411/im-copying-a-message-here-from-alexis-who[/url]
"I’m copying a message here from Alexis, who programmed the game. I’ll make another more general post about the game soon."
[QUOTE]Oh snap! Native HTML5 content? Hells yes! HTML5 still sucks by and large as the browser vendors bicker over standards, so I would advise you to use:
-Chrome if at all possible. Best functionality support and performance. Official platform.
-Firefox if that’s not possible. Good functionality, slower than chrome, bad audio performance. Officially supported nonetheless.
-Internet Explorer (minimum 9) if you’re desperate. It’s not officially supported, but other than the fact that ***the flash intro does not work in IE*** it seems to be working fine. (There is also a small bug where if you’re using IE, and your computer does not have an audio device, the entire app will fail to load, as sound files will not be downloaded, so plug in some headphones or even just a headphone jack attached to a wire).
-Opera and Safari quite simply have not been tested. I wouldn’t be surprised if it worked in them though, I used nothing browser specific.
-Lynx is supported, but only if you have an Oculus Rift.
Regardless of what you use, try to minimize the amount of stuff your browser/computer is also doing for optimal performance. Also update to the latest version of your browser and stop holding back HTML5 you asshole!
Best of all, it’s open source! (tentatively Apache licensed, so basically a free-for-all)
We’ve got a thread developing this project over here: [url]http://mspaforums.com/showthread.php?46219-Jterniabound[/url]
It’s dead right now, but that’s because I went into super ninja development mode for this project. I’ll be pushing the latest source to Github when I get home from work today (~5 EST). There’s been a TON of changes to the API/codebase since I went into ninja mode, we’re working to the update the wiki as quick as possible. I’m also considering developing tutorials for developing a Sburb project. But the whole thing has been designed from the ground up so that, in theory, you don’t have to touch a drop of code. The entire game is described by a bunch of modular XML files (SburbML). Of course Andrew always has some crackpot feature that exceeds the scope of the project, but usually that just means I make the API bigger and more robust. Hooray!
Baked in features include:
Describing complex events and environments purely in XML
HTML5 audio (with fall back files for supporting mp3 and ogg)
Canvas and sprite-sheet based rendering
Flash cutscenes (which are skipped if flash is not supported)
Ability to define custom fonts (allowing the specification of local fonts, with the ability to fall back to your own personally supplied fonts)
The ability to serialize almost any game state into a SburbML file, and load it back up again, for easy sharing
So much dialogue producing syntax you don’t even know. Only Andrew truly grasps the magnitude of syntax, and it is something I am sure he will always regret ever requesting.
Loading content on demand to minimize up front server impact and wait times
Note that between the XML files, dialogue syntax, and custom font support, any translators out there should have a breeze getting any translation done (except for the ultimate magnitude of the text found within)! No more decompiling SWFs for you!
This version will be snapshotted, but we’re gonna keep developing it. The dialogue parser/renderer (as well as the ACTUAL renderer, honestly) could likely be massively optimized, and there’s some features I want to add to the API. If you know anything about HTML5 and design, I’d love to get feedback (I’m avoiding including external libraries for the time being).[/QUOTE]
so has anyone ripped the sprites yet
i want them
[img]http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9lqjmgnTc1r15n98o1_1280.png[/img]
Well that's it meenah's the best ancestor.
Also I searched one of the troll names earlier and in the google blurb I spied a snippet.
[quote]karkatxkankri reblogged this from[/quote]
God dammit fanbase.
[QUOTE=Chamango;37477480]
Also I searched one of the troll names earlier and in the google blurb I spied a snippet.
God dammit fanbase.[/QUOTE]
i swear shipping is some sort of huge conspiracy entirely based in making people go "what the fuck"
i mean seriously how can you look at kankri blabbing at karkat and say "oh yeah they [I]so [/I]wanna bone each other"
[QUOTE=for no reason;37476554]chat explaining what fandom does to characters when they see hints of cleavage[/QUOTE]
Turns out, I was right
[quote]i300: [url]http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9lqafmgmA1qexi1uo1_500.png[/url] yup
i300: youre right
For No Reason: I TOLD YOU
i300: yup
i300: yup
i300: credit where credit is due
i300: sexy credit
For No Reason: I KNOW HOW PEOPLE THINK
For No Reason: I GOT SATISFACTORY GRADES IN PSYCHOLOGY
i300: ha
[/quote]
what I really want to know is when will someone transcribe all of the dave_ebooks things
[QUOTE=Itszutak;37477511]what I really want to know is when will someone transcribe all of the dave_ebooks things[/QUOTE]
Hussie did. Thoughout all of Homestuck
Where the hell is the [sp]horse hitcher[/sp].
i just realized dave_ebubbles is like horse ebooks im an idiot
Ripping the sprites now. Gimme a sec.
[editline]30th August 2012[/editline]
Okay here are all the character sprites:
[url]http://imgur.com/a/blQAz[/url]
[QUOTE=for no reason;37477510]Turns out, I was right[/QUOTE]
That's a pretty reasonable amount of chest for a 19 year old chick.
(9 solar sweeps brah)
[URL]http://mspandrew.tumblr.com/post/30569217659/s-a6i3[/URL]
few more weeks guys
[QUOTE=Anonymuzz;37477437]so has anyone ripped the sprites yet
i want them[/QUOTE]
these?
[url]http://imgur.com/a/NGFx4#0[/url]
the talking sprites? i've been ripping them up recently, let me know if you've got any requests
GIFIZED [url]http://zchr.tumblr.com/tagged/homestuck-sprites[/url]
It's been only an hour or two and Porrim porn is already appearing on Tumblr. God bless you, Tumblr.
[quote]Chamango: dude just she cant smell doesnt mean she cant be as rad as the boys yo
Chamango: cant wait to find out the accident was because meenah dared her to snort lines of THE SUN
[/quote]
I'm taking this as fact until it's disproven in the next game.
I dislike the overworld sprites and Aradia is some kind of gutted terror beast but other then that it was a alright update
I genuinely think it should of taken a break after Dave, because just s much to read, and when Kakarni or whatever just went off it broke me. I didn't really care what anyone else said (even though I went back with every character) and just skimmed because I felt it was kind of dragging on.
Lots of jokes but feel like almost nothing was advanced other then introducing a few more ancestors
Edit: My meta-favorite thing about the update is all the artwork people posted of the sufferer looking like a badass with a cape draped over him, single glaring red eye, scars and all sorts of shit but uh; nope, just karkat in a turtleneck.
so I was browsing the Jane Crocker tag on tumblr like I usually do and
[img]http://www.leet.cc/BUT_WHY.png[/img]
[QUOTE=Corporal Yippie;37476630]so if anti-Kanaya is a whore (albeit a fantastic one)
is anti-Eridan a pimp??[/QUOTE]
wwimmin swwimmin
[QUOTE=Sift;37477783]
Edit: My meta-favorite thing about the update is all the artwork people posted of the sufferer looking like a badass with a cape draped over him, single glaring red eye, scars and all sorts of shit but uh; nope, just karkat in a turtleneck.[/QUOTE]
You realise that that's not technically the sufferer.
Also did anyone else think the anecdote about Radglare trying to smell a cake because she forgot she couldn't and then pretending she didn't was really cute? Because if not you're a fucking liar and you should actually die fuck.
[QUOTE=Sift;37477783]I dislike the overworld sprites and Aradia is some kind of gutted terror beast but other then that it was a alright update
I genuinely think it should of taken a break after Dave, because just s much to read, and when Kakarni or whatever just went off it broke me. I didn't really care what anyone else said (even though I went back with every character) and just skimmed because I felt it was kind of dragging on.
Lots of jokes but feel like almost nothing was advanced other then introducing a few more ancestors
Edit: My meta-favorite thing about the update is all the artwork people posted of the sufferer looking like a badass with a cape draped over him, single glaring red eye, scars and all sorts of shit but uh; nope, just karkat in a turtleneck.[/QUOTE]
I read every
single
word
of this update. you're just a lazy buttface
also if you read you'd know that kankri is wearing his glorious pantaloons 'neath that sweater
I know; and over it he's wearing a sweater that was made for him
[QUOTE=Chamango;37477814]You realise that that's not technically the sufferer.
Also did anyone else think the anecdote about Radglare trying to smell a cake because she forgot she couldn't and then pretending she didn't was really cute? Because if not you're a fucking liar and you should actually die fuck.[/QUOTE]
What. I'm not sure if you're too deep in the fandom or I'm not obsessed about it but pretty sure the dude with the sufferer tags was karkats ancestor
Who is wearing a red turtleneck. I mean he even talks about his speeches and whatnot and how he was killed
[QUOTE=Canter;37477809]so I was browsing the Jane Crocker tag on tumblr like I usually do and
[img]http://www.leet.cc/BUT_WHY.png[/img][/QUOTE]
i think the march eridan as their avatar explains everything you need to know
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