• Some people can be so cold an unfeeling, can't they?
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What the hell is praying going to do?
OP you just gotta accept it. honestly. And also I'm a christian too so take my advice. Don't ask a big group to pray like that, your just putting pressure on them.
Give your friend a swift kick in the testicles.
Why were you praying; God doesn't exist. [editline]12th March 2011[/editline] Nor does any other deity.
[QUOTE=Apple Pi;28553602]Why were you praying; God doesn't exist. [editline]12th March 2011[/editline] Nor does any other deity.[/QUOTE] :effort: Whenever religion is mentioned...
[QUOTE=Apple Pi;28553602]Why were you praying; God doesn't exist. [editline]12th March 2011[/editline] Nor does any other deity.[/QUOTE] I most certainly do exist.
It was God who sent that earthquake and tsunami to kill all those Japanese people, if there is one. Don't think you can change His mind with a fucking prayer, He's omniscient. You're not.
[QUOTE=gamefreek76;28553524]What the hell is praying going to do?[/QUOTE] It's not like they can do much else about it. But yeah it's still technically a waste of time. [QUOTE=Apple Pi;28553602]Why were you praying; God doesn't exist. [editline]12th March 2011[/editline] Nor does any other deity.[/QUOTE] Oh please tell me how I can be smart like you to realize God doesn't exist per se. You are an idiot.
If prayer worked: -Cancer would have been cured. -There would never be any wars ever again. -Nobody would have to die. -The global economy would be in tip-top shape. -No more earthquakes, tornadoes, hurricanes, volcanic eruptions, etc etc. -This shit thread wouldn't exist.
[QUOTE=nemmises5;28553136]yes do something physicly helpful instead of pointing your head towards your crotch.[/QUOTE] [b]Never[/b] downplay the usefulness of autofellatio
Try actually doing something instead of praying.
[QUOTE=myalt22;28552355]For some reason, I cannot make myself feel for events out of my control.[/QUOTE] [editline]11th March 2011[/editline] "JOIN ME FRIENDS IN PRAYING FOR OUR HUMAN BRETHREN" "no, i hope they die lol" "YOU'RE SO COLD AN UNFEELING"
My heart goes out to anyone affected by the earthquakes in Japan. Nobody should have to suffer through something like that. Also, OP needs new friends.
[QUOTE=Flicky;28552184]So yeah. In science we were working on our project while watching the news about the earthquake and tsunami in Japan. I was praying for the people in Japan (like really praying, hands together and everything), and asked everyone around me to do the same. And then my friend Joe pipes up. "I hope they all die." I swung around to look at him and I swear my eyes felt like they were staring at him with burning embers for pupils. I asked him why he thought that. Apparently he was still mad at Japan for Pearl Harbor, as 4 of his great uncles died there. I explained to him: "Dude, the entirety of Japan didn't say, 'Hey, let's go bomb Hawaii!' Why should they suffer now?" He just wanted them to. Mind you that this is a person who constantly says he wishes somebody would kill Obama. So yeah. I think he needs counseling.[/QUOTE] First, I thought you weren't supposed to be praying in school. Second, telling others to pray makes you sound like a religious nutjob, liked by no one. Third, deal with it. There are three kinds of people in this world: Dicks, pussies, and assholes. You can be a pussy and just sit back and pray while you get shat on by assholes or fucked by dicks, or you can be a dick and deal with the assholes, because sometimes, a dick has to fuck an asshole so they don't shit all over everything. But a pussy can become an asshole if it becomes full enough of shit, because a pussy and an asshole are half an inch away and all the dicks and pussies get covered in shit.
Well, Obama IS a terrible president...
USA also bombed the shit out of Japan killing alot more people and destroying a lot more. So anyone who says Japan were idiots for attacking Pearl Harbor, atleast they attacked military targets.
OP, I feel for you. Bin your asshole friend, and get a new one. And OP, despite me being an atheist, I would pray with you if I was asked.
I found this handy-dandy chart for you OP. Consult it next time you think it's a good idea to pray for something or someone. [IMG_thumb]http://www.wuala.com/api/preview/Mingeinabag/LOL/Praying_vs_doing_shit.jpg[/IMG_thumb]
[QUOTE=MaveDustaine;28554144]If prayer worked: -Cancer would have been cured. -There would never be any wars ever again. -Nobody would have to die. -The global economy would be in tip-top shape. -No more earthquakes, tornadoes, hurricanes, volcanic eruptions, etc etc. -This shit thread wouldn't exist.[/QUOTE] If prayer worked, we would be slaves to Christian retards.
[QUOTE=MaveDustaine;28554144]If prayer worked: -Cancer would have been cured. -There would never be any wars ever again. -Nobody would have to die. -The global economy would be in tip-top shape. -No more earthquakes, tornadoes, hurricanes, volcanic eruptions, etc etc. -This shit thread wouldn't exist.[/QUOTE] Yes, but you must understand, there are three responses from God to a prayer: yes, no, and wait. It's just that he answers "no" to a lot of things because he just doesn't give a shit about our problems.
8/10 good trolling OP
I disagree with the asshole friend, but also I hate it when people ask me to pray, because it's bullshit IMO, but if you want to do it by yourself and not bother anyone, cool.
[QUOTE=pie_is_good;28561971]Yes, but you must understand, there are three responses from God to a prayer: yes, no, and wait. It's just that he answers "no" to a lot of things because he just doesn't give a shit about our problems.[/QUOTE] I'm gonna throw some fuel on the fire here. I want evidence on that there IS a god. And ancient Science Fiction doesn't count.
[QUOTE=Van-man;28562350]I'm gonna throw some fuel on the fire here. I want evidence on that there IS a god. And ancient Science Fiction doesn't count.[/QUOTE] I'm not religious at all nor do I give a shit, but please don't start this shit.. It always ends exactly the same, If you want religious arguments go through the News section.
Thread goes from OP's subject to religion. Didn't expect [i]this[/i] to happen.
The guy is entitled to his opinion, whether you like it or not. [editline]12th March 2011[/editline] There, I rerailed it. [editline]12th March 2011[/editline] Also, I made up a word in the process.
[QUOTE=Van-man;28562350]I'm gonna throw some fuel on the fire here. I want evidence on that there IS a god. And ancient Science Fiction doesn't count.[/QUOTE] This one time I prayed that I would be safe all day, and I was, even though I did nothing but watch TV and drink Pepsi. If that's not proof of God's doing he might as well come down to earth and say hello to us.
I have a few friends in Japan, they weren't hurt though.
Well this is stupid. Trying to tell a Christian about praying and why not to pray is the biggest waste of your time. Why not suggest to donate *as well as* doing whatever else he wants to do mentally? What's him praying going to hurt? I love how you take the topic and run a new direction with it. I don't think it was bad that he asked. He wasn't like "C'MON U GAIZ I'M FORCING YOU TO PRAY WITH ME NOW," he just asked. I don't see anything unreasonable about that, especially if his friends were Christian. Just because he asked didn't mean they had to say yes. If he feels it helps and he's clearly hurt by the disaster, let him cope with it in whatever harmless way he can. But all of you trying to say hurr durr religion this religion that just look silly.
[QUOTE=ConvolutedLogic;28562809]Well this is stupid. Trying to tell a Christian about praying and why not to pray is the biggest waste of your time. Why not suggest to donate *as well as* doing whatever else he wants to do mentally? What's him praying going to hurt? I love how you take the topic and run a new direction with it.[/QUOTE] I fucking hate praying for things like this. It encourages people not to donate to the epidemic, telling them that praying is the best thing they could do.
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