I went on vacation with a group of about 30 friends, from Arizona to California. we made a pact to talk like a pirate the entire vacation, and the winner would be dubbed Pirate King. We got on the plane, and set off. many dropped, but a few struggled on. We reached disneyland. As the day drew to a close, the remaining pirates decided to go on the Pirates of the Caribbean ride. We were incredible. People laughed at our tomfoolery. At the end of the ride, there's a section where your boat passes by those who are waiting in the line, so we decided to talk like pirates to the people waiting in line. People laughed, and talked back.
Except for this one chick, about 15 years old.
"SHUT UP. YOU'RE NOT PIRATES." she yells at us.
"JYHARR" we all reply.
"SHUT YOUR STUPID FACE" she retaliates.
"JYHARR YE WENCH" one of us shouts.
"I'M NOT A WENCH SHUT YOUR MOUTHS" she responds.
Then, we passed by a small wall, breaking our eye contact from the pirate hater. I turn to the group.
"When the wench turns the corner, all yell out Jyharrr!"
"Aye!" they respond.
"One...Two...Three...JYHARRRRRR!"
"SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH"
Best vacation ever.
[QUOTE=DoritoBanditV2;17360601]Who's that guy on the right?
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Pirates dont wear chains, what the fuck[/QUOTE]
That's me.
Who gives a fuck if pirates don't wear chains... They don't wear fucking cowboy boots either, stop being a knob.
I'm a better pirate than you'll ever be.
I wish it was on a Friday this year so I can do it at school :l
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I've heard of a toothy grin before, but congratulations: you have achieved a gummy grin.
Scurvy!
[QUOTE=Killer_Andre;17360011]What...
[B]GODDAMMIT, STOP BEING A [highlight]FATASS[/highlight] PIRATE AND FINISH EP3 ALREADY!!![/B][/QUOTE]
EP3 delayed.
ARRR! Me can't wait much longerr. :yarr:
[QUOTE=Scotchair;17362457]That's me.
Who gives a fuck if pirates don't wear chains... They don't wear fucking cowboy boots either, stop being a knob.
I'm a better pirate than you'll ever be.[/QUOTE]
My downloads folder would like a word with you. :q:
international talk like yoda day's better.
also yarr.
Yarr! Jolly ITLAP Day from ther Great South'rn Land! :yarr:
John "Chumbucket" Baur and Mark "Cap'n Slappy" Summers, (The two dudes that invented "Talk Like A Pirate Day"), are going to be in my town tomorrow signing books.
Should I get their autograph on behalf of facepunch?
Oh shit. It's is.
I gotta tell my teacher. She's gonna take this to the extreme by dressing and acting like one.
[QUOTE=Cowie1337;17354449]As Gabe ordered his BDSM sluts to do his bidding, Suzy couldn't fight Gabe's evil black magic that controlled her mind.
suzy: "NOOO I POOP FROM THERE"
As Gabe continued on with the sexual deeds, his libido was failing on him. Obesity really struck a toll on Gabe, severely limiting his sexual prowess via erectile dysfunction and the inability to maintain an erect penis due to the lack of energy. Gabe fought this by downing tons of energy drinks and using a secret sex lotion that made everyone super horny and stuff.
Proceeding downstairs into the kinky pirate boat of black magic, Gabe took out his tools of the BDSM trade. He chained one of the girls to the mast upside down and had the other girl pour hot candle wax all over her ass.[/QUOTE]
:hawaaaafap:
[I]International [/I]talk like a pirate day.
What would a Japanese pirate sound like?
:raise:
[QUOTE=Relys;17370885]John "Chumbucket" Baur and Mark "Cap'n Slappy" Summers, (The two dudes that invented "Talk Like A Pirate Day"), are going to be in my town tomorrow signing books.
Should I get their autograph on behalf of facepunch?[/QUOTE]
I read "Chumbucket" as "Cumbucket". :geno:
A bunch of people dressed up as pirates at my school.
They looked and sounded like a bunch of fucking morons.
[QUOTE=KarlHeinrichMarx;17371457][I]International [/I]talk like a pirate day.
What would a Japanese pirate sound like?
:raise:[/QUOTE]
Yar, that scurvy dog went an' stole me family honor! Ar, I'll have ter get it back before I commit ritualistic suicide! Yar!
Thar she blows, shiver me kimono!
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[QUOTE=Sector 7;17372961]A bunch of people dressed up as pirates at my school.
They looked and sounded like a bunch of fucking morons.[/QUOTE]
I can't quite remember who you are, but I think I remember you being a stupid douche so I'm going to take the complete opposite opinion.
pirates are awesome woo
I'm too lazy to make a good edit of my avatar.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZLsJyfN0ICU[/media]
Had to be posted.
I'd hit that, she became legal in June I think. :q:
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=53A4GyB96RI[/media]
Pirate Metal FTW
We are six minutes into TLAP Day.
Let's keep the lyrics understandable. :v:
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=99a6DaheLqs[/media]
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[QUOTE=smurfy;17376867]We are six minutes into TLAP Day.[/QUOTE]
Arr, one hour and 8 minutes for me, matey. :yarr:
HHYYYGGAAARRRRRRGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
It be here!
[QUOTE=NuclearAnnhilation;17376853][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=53A4GyB96RI[/media]
Pirate Metal FTW[/QUOTE]
Holy shit
:iia:
Nice costume, sir.
[QUOTE=NuclearAnnhilation;17376853][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=53A4GyB96RI[/media]
Pirate Metal FTW[/QUOTE]
Every time someone talks about pirates this video gets posted.
PARTY BOAT
YAR HAR! I almost forgot, ye scurvy bilgerat. I gotta a bucket o' rum and a foine day ahead o' me.
Jo ho, hearties it be a fine day to be drinking grog, are I wrong?
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[media]http://blog.gamer20.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/the-joker.jpg[/media]
So that's how the joker started...
Seems like Talk like a Pirate day isn't always "fun" and games
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