My friend owes me money, what do? - General

When my friends own me money (which they don't dare) I gang up with some friends and starts taunting them. Do that! I am also a very good friend.

doesn't sound like a friend to me i call them pretend friends

I heard as a kid money is one of the fastest ways to break up a friendship. First, ask if the moneys worth the ruin of your friendship. If it is, tell him if he's not gonna pay he can fuck off. If it's not, just stop letting him borrow money. Ever. If he doesn't like it and gets mad, he's not a good friend.. if he's understanding he's still an ass for not paying you back.. but at least you have the friendship still. There. Solved. I gave a friend 50 bucks once.. never saw it again. But, I learned he was a worthless friend.. so I'll never have to worry about it again.

Break his thumb

Kill him and take all the money thats in his wallet. No one will ever suspect it was you.

Tell him to pay up or you're gonna have to kick his ass!

[QUOTE=JeffAndersen;26965996]First, ask if the moneys worth the ruin of your friendship.[/QUOTE] Yes.

If you can't take the loss of an item or money don't lend it out. If you do lend something out then it's on you. Unless you can kick his ass, but then you have to accept whatever the consequences of that are.

[QUOTE=TropicalV2;26964800]break his kneecaps in with a steel pipe[/QUOTE]

It's quite an easy solution. Suck his dick.

Compound interest is the solution. Simply tell him the longer he leaves it the more he has to pay back later. Using this simple solution I lend loads of money to my close family at loan shark rates and do very well.

INB4... [QUOTE=Shellman Deluxe;26964969] [URL="http://www.facepunch.com/"]View YouTUBE video[/URL] [URL]http://youtube.com/watch?v=Co2FxD37N-U[/URL] [/QUOTE] Yeah there it is I personally suggest you go up to him, put your arm around his neck and act super friendly say stuff like "It doesn't matter bro, keep the money, I'm sure you'll do something responsible with it" Then break his kneecaps. That way, the rapid transition will add an edge of psychology, breaking him mentally aswell as physically! :science:

I always regret letting my friends borrow money, because they always end up paying back several months later.

Break his knee caps [editline]25th December 2010[/editline] Then break his knee caps

Get him to gift you some Steam game.

[QUOTE=Impulse101;26966835]Get him to gift you some Steam game.[/QUOTE] If he doesn't want to pay him back how would that work?...

Poop in his mouth

Don't. He broke them on accident, dont be a dillweed.

Steal it from him. Then murder him. With a potted plant.

Take something of his and break it.

[QUOTE=IceTea;26967250]If he doesn't want to pay him back how would that work?...[/QUOTE] Wait shit didn't saw that. Then proceed to perform sodomy to his mother.

Steal him and sell him as a slave. Might recoup a few dollars.

Okay. You're friends? And you're being a bitch over $25? He probably can't afford to pay you right now. Remind him once in a while that he still owes it to you, and him pay it back when he can. Honestly, pestering him over $25 is a bitch move and will probably make him reluctant to pay you back at all. Of course, you should talk to him first, rather than assuming things, but since you're such good friends you probably have already.

Who takes half a year to get 25$? Kill him or as payment have sex with his sister.

[QUOTE=Dashiel;26964876][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NtHLY4CK-es[/media][/QUOTE] The Room is the best goddamn movie

Yeah, I've talked to him like everyday I KNOW he has the god damn money, but he wont give me any plus he fucking AGREED on two occasions to pay me, now i'm giving him another 3 weeks and if I don't get my god damn money I'm gonna be pissed I'm plotting what to do to him if I don't get my money

[QUOTE=ForTehWolf...2!;26968661]Yeah, I've talked to him like everyday I KNOW he has the god damn money, but he wont give me any plus he fucking AGREED on two occasions to pay me, now i'm giving him another 3 weeks and if I don't get my god damn money I'm gonna be pissed I'm plotting what to do to him if I don't get my money[/QUOTE] Holy fuck, are you 12? If it's that big of a deal go rat him out to your parents. If you're going to be a cunt about it, you might as well go whole hog and make sure you get your money back instead of "plotting" mindless shit.

Let him pay back with :huh: or just :ese:

25 bucks and you cant stand up for yourself, fuck, he might as well take all your shit and break it. If he's being a prick about him, constantly borrow money from him or something until your get 25 bucks.