Star Wars: Rebels - 8 Minute Preview - General

they made the imperial officers such asses and troopers retarded and mute

Aladdin with a Stars Wars mix to it

That whole part with the imperials pushing around the fruit vender was just so stereotypically evil and cliche that it hurts.

This fucking screams disney so hard. It looks terrible. The animation quality is college grade while the story writing and dialogue is so fucking corny as fuck and half arsed. It's literally fucking Aladdin but Star Wars themed. Oh and there is fuckall audio.

not looking for trouble.. but it sure has a way of finding me :wink: [editline]wat[/editline] i feel like someone put a cardboard box around my head and like this is some star wars fan vid

[QUOTE=Sharker;45610100]That whole part with the imperials pushing around the fruit vender was just so stereotypically evil and cliche that it hurts.[/QUOTE] again, for the younger target audience, they need to establish characters/groups/motivation fast and blatant. > the storm troopers and tall skinny grey dude are the bad guys. They tried stealing from an innocent merchant, boooo! > people stealing from them are therefore good, like robin hood. go, good guys, go! > oh no, the good guys had different plans and don't like that. maybe the bounty hunters aren't so good after all! > bounty dudes were mad at the kid for messing up their plans but they seem to be good people anyways. I wonder when we'll see them next! speculation on blatant chain of events after trailer cliffhanger: [sp]big guy and what's his face both ride in at the last second and shield the kid from the tie fighter's next hit with their speeder. Cargo takes the blast, revealing whatever it is they were stealing, kid gets all googly-eyed when he sees it, like "whoaahhhh". 95% chance it's a jedi girl in a cryo briefcase. They quickly put the goods on top of the remaining crate and buzz off to the kid's hideout because it's the closest safepoint. at the hideout, they talk, big guy mutters a bunch and looks at the kid angrily, possibly pounding a fist into an open hand like "I'm gonna beat you when we get out of this". Kanan explains why they went out of their way for this stuff, what the goods means for the rebellion, and asks the kid if he'd be willing to help with his unique stealthy skills. Kid remembers he had a force-moment (seemed to be his first) and raises his hand like he's about to mention it, but then backs off and says "nevermind, it's nothing" before wistfully looking out a window. Bounty biker girl takes her helmet off to reveal the fact she is very, very japanese, then bops him on top of the head with the helmet to egg him a bit about keeping a secret from them. Swap to exterior view of the hideout hut/cave/whatever, camera slowly backing away and fading out to credits.[/sp]

I was really hoping this would at least be almost as good as Clone Wars, but there goes that hope.

So basically 8 minutes of uninspired voice actors repeating the line "Who is that kid" with differing inflections. I'm glad I watched this.

[QUOTE=overwatch pvt;45614363]I was really hoping this would at least be almost as good as Clone Wars, but there goes that hope.[/QUOTE] the clone wars movie and first season fucking sucked. [editline]6th August 2014[/editline] [QUOTE=Reagy;45610191]This fucking screams disney so hard. It looks terrible. The animation quality is college grade while the story writing and dialogue is so fucking corny as fuck and half arsed. It's literally fucking Aladdin but Star Wars themed. Oh and there is fuckall audio.[/QUOTE] because star wars has such an illustrious history of great writing

[QUOTE=God of Ashes;45615398]the clone wars movie and first season fucking sucked. [/QUOTE] Hence why i said at least.

Well hey, that opening shot of the Star Destroyer flying overhead was neat. It was all downhill from there but still.

I think everyone is missing the important details in this video. I mean, [I]who is that kid?[/I]

welp I want a dark star wars world won't be getting it from this though.

[QUOTE=Rantosaurus;45616848]I think everyone is missing the important details in this video. I mean, [I]who is that kid?[/I][/QUOTE] A force sensitive kid made by marketing men to reflect their ideal audience.