I just had the weirdest dream - General

[QUOTE=Necrotic Fever;21327351]You think that's weird? Try dreaming about people you know turning into babies and then leading everyone on in a quest for diapers.[/QUOTE] Sounds like a bet

[QUOTE=lettuce_head;21326578]I slept naked for the first time a few weeks ago, and I dreamt I had sex with a girl I have a crush on and her best friend. Best. Dream. Ever.[/QUOTE] You were whacking it. :smugdog:

I recently woke from a dream making out with my mattress. It was like something out of a comedy except I was horribly confused

Or was the mattress making out with [i]you?[/i]

you know I've never had a wet dream. I guess I clean out the pipes too regularly.

tl;dr not really but seriously uncool

I've seen this before...

You obviously spend too much time on FP.

I had a dream last night that I was playing a game, then went to bed. Then, I had a dream that this guy was trying to steal my car, I stopped him. Then, I went back to bed and woke up in my dream(?), played some more games, then banged my girlfriend, then I fell into myself, and finally woke up for real. For about 30min, I sat in my bed and thought, WTF. It's probably the longest dream I ever had. Felt like it went on forever.

[QUOTE=Beanzboy;21323011]It means that your still in the dream, and you've yet to post this on the real Facepunch. You may never know when it's real[/QUOTE] So if I post in here, I'm part of his dream? :3

sounds like a metalocalypse episode

I had a dream where I got shot by this crazed killer dude on the back of a train and when he shot me it was the casings and the bullets just hanging inside of me. I went to some store to call 911 then one of the bullets got out of the casing and it fell into my stomach. I woke up after that and my stomach burned. I didn't feel like I took a shower :v:

I also had a weird dream where I was sleeping, and I woke up to find myself at gunpoint with a stranger that managed to get in my house. Right as he pulled the trigger, I woke up. (Still in my dream) I got up to go to the bathroom and I encountered the same person. With the gun. Then I woke up for real...

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9wboBuizcvE[/media] i dreamt something extremely close to this (especially the last part)

I had a dream where I was kind of slice-stabbing this guy in the head and part of his head was gone and I was wondering 'why is he still alive ffffff' and then he started laughing and it started soft but got louder and louder until it was screaming and I got really freaked out so I woke up

I had a dream last night about taking a dump.

At least you know that you can survive without half your head.

I read the title of the thread as " I just had the wettest dream" :L

[QUOTE=:awesome:;21339788]sounds like a metalocalypse episode[/QUOTE] except metalocalypse is better because you can change the channel

[URL]http://www.dreams-dictionary.org/[/URL]

I had a weird dream as well, I got raped by someone on this forum :tinfoil:

My dream last night: I went to a bar with my mom and bought 3 beers, I drank them in a hotel, than I was at home and I couldn't get drunk, because I can't get drunk in my dreams, I can't get high either, believe me, I try a lot. well than I was in a movie theater and I went out side and it was dark and It looked like i was in some old eastern European city, maybe Budapest, well there was a bridge and there were old ladys in scarfs that were wading in the river looking for there cell phones, I looked at one and she saw were I was looking and found it, that is all. [editline]05:14AM[/editline] The old ladys looked like this almost exactly. [IMG]http://www.cuckoocomics.com/animation_art/D_image/WitchApple.jpg[/IMG]

I frequently dream of war. Most of the time it ends okay, but recently I had one where I died. I got shot by god knows what, and the world slowly faded out. It synced up perfectly with when I awoke, and I admit it scared the living shit out of me.

Oh no! You had a nightmare! Quick, go to the hospital!

[QUOTE=Goose;21331152]Or was the mattress making out with [i]you?[/i][/QUOTE] In Soviet Russia...

[QUOTE=rathat48;21343315]My dream last night: I went to a bar with my mom and bought 3 beers, I drank them in a hotel, than I was at home and I couldn't get drunk, because I can't get drunk in my dreams, I can't get high either, believe me, I try a lot. well than I was in a movie theater and I went out side and it was dark and It looked like i was in some old eastern European city, maybe Budapest, well there was a bridge and there were old ladys in scarfs that were wading in the river looking for there cell phones, I looked at one and she saw were I was looking and found it, that is all. [editline]05:14AM[/editline] The old ladys looked like this almost exactly. [IMG]http://www.cuckoocomics.com/animation_art/D_image/WitchApple.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE] I have recreated the scene in photoshop really badly, [IMG]http://img714.imageshack.us/img714/303/myweirddream.jpg[/IMG] how do you like it?

Dreams are apparently the brain just running over the things that happened over the course of the day and storing them in your long term memory. The bridge could be something you've thought of during the day, you could of crossed one. Anything that is related to that bridge you have done over the course of the day could have triggered your brain to replay that to you. Lets say if you ate a cheese sandwich... you thought alot of this particular sandwich. Later you forget about it and watch a horror movie about somebody poisening somebody. Then later, chances are you could have a dream about you eating a cheese sandwich and it poisening you. The brain is a complex tool and you shouldnt think anything of it.

I never remember my dreams, I feel like I'm missing out. :saddowns:

Eat something before you sleep, it will be more vivid and you will remember better, and when you wake up, don't move or open your eyes, just try to remember your dream before you start to move.

[QUOTE=GameDev;21339711]So if I post in here, I'm part of his dream? :3[/QUOTE] :psyboom: