I had a strange dream too. I was being chased by some Asian chick and we were on snow mobiles then this lady wanted me to design a newspaper article then after that some fat guy was trying to rape me and he pinned me down and sat on me while he was put his dirty underwear on my face.
[QUOTE=lettuce_head;21326578]I slept naked for the first time a few weeks ago, and I dreamt I had sex with a girl I have a crush on and her best friend. Best. Dream. Ever.[/QUOTE]
Something similar happened too me recently. The H1-N1 flu is trying to induce us all into a wonderful wakeless state where it can keep us alive and feed on us at the same time! :gonk:
Oh but it was only one girl in my dream. :3:
I dreamt that I woke up in bed, but that the messages I sent to my limbs for movement were delayed, kinda like...IRL lag :v:
That's hot bro.
I had a dream about a cat named Jim who harassed my family by hissing at us yet let us pet him and he crawled thru the pipes
This morning I had a dream about waking up from bed, then I did. Went back to sleep and the cycle started again.
Same dream and waking up around 3-4 times.
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[QUOTE=Dr. Fishtastic;21359902]I dreamt that I woke up in bed, but that the messages I sent to my limbs for movement were delayed, kinda like...IRL lag :v:[/QUOTE]
I had that too. It was like my body had disabled motor functions and had paralysed temporarily.
Once my friend dreamed that he picked me up and javelin-style threw me another one of me.
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Anyway, wtf does this shit mean. I woke up wet and felt like i'd just taken a shower. :v:[/QUOTE]
It was so scary you pissed yourself? I feel for you man.
what the... but i also had some weird dream once, I fell and fell... and fell
and landed so hard I woke up and jumped out of my bed really hard
[QUOTE=Wolfie13;21365976]It was so scary you pissed yourself? I feel for you man.[/QUOTE]
More like sweat
Last night i had an awesome dream. My girlfriend and i, were driving back from a date, and she said 'pull on that dirt road.' I did so, and after a while she said 'park here, babe.' I stopped in front of this gorgeous pond/lake thing, and she commenced to unbuckling her and i, and she started kissing me. She motioned to move to the back seat (which, in my Dad's G8 [the car i was allowed to drive on this date] is a really fucking comfortable bench seat). We got out of the car, and moved to the back seat. I remembered i had a condom in my wallet. I dropped my pants in the seat, and slipped it on. She sat down on my cock, and proceeded to thrust. Then, right before i came (in my dream), i remembered that i hadnt had wet dreams in a loooong time. At that point, i woke up, with a throbbing boner, but dry pants. If you need a better image of me and my girl, go to my facebook page.
God damn thats descriptive :v:
[QUOTE=Nitro-Trucker;21370535]Last night i had an awesome dream. My girlfriend and i, were driving back from a date, and she said 'pull on that dirt road.' I did so, and after a while she said 'park here, babe.' I stopped in front of this gorgeous pond/lake thing, and she commenced to unbuckling her and i, and she started kissing me. She motioned to move to the back seat (which, in my Dad's G8 [the car i was allowed to drive on this date] is a really fucking comfortable bench seat). We got out of the car, and moved to the back seat. I remembered i had a condom in my wallet. I dropped my pants in the seat, and slipped it on. She sat down on my cock, and proceeded to thrust. Then, right before i came (in my dream), i remembered that i hadnt had wet dreams in a loooong time. [b]At that point, i woke up, with a throbbing boner, but dry pants.[/b] If you need a better image of me and my girl, go to my facebook page.
God damn thats descriptive :v:[/QUOTE]
Lucky
[QUOTE=Dj-J3;21370682]Lucky[/QUOTE]
no kidding.
My dreams always seem to last for ridiculous amounts of time. I'm talking about an hour. I'm not just talking about the "Fill in memories" that you get, that make something seem like a long time, when it was just made up in a second.
I typically don't remember my dreams, except on weekend though, when I can get a good long sleep.
I dreamed I owned weed shampoo. It was Herbal Essences with a weed plant. I looked for it the next morning.
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