• If You Were God...
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I would get rid of the oil on the ocean.
[QUOTE=bravehat;22513948]Well as I say with everything there are the extremes.[/QUOTE] i have never seen an "anti-theist" advocate the taking of a religious persons' life in the 21st century. on the other hand, i have seen numerous fundamentalist groups make threats on a daily basis. feel free to prove me wrong. to associate anti-theism with murder, while not providing an alternative to their beliefs is ridiculous
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[QUOTE=KillerBox;22513974]I would get rid of the oil on the ocean.[/QUOTE] And slaughter Tony Hayward.
[QUOTE=siberpredaht;22513426]has anyone ever noticed that a high percentage of furries tend to be daft right wing nut jobs[/QUOTE] Heeeyyyy!, just because we yeef, doesn't mean we're nuts
[QUOTE=i-am-teh-sex;22514047]Heeeyyyy!, just because we yeef, doesn't mean we're nuts[/QUOTE] Yes it does
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If I were God I would probably fuck up the same way he did. But THEN...I would have the decency to kill everyone.
I would water my crops.
[QUOTE=siberpredaht;22513985]i have never seen an "anti-theist" advocate the taking of a religious persons' life in the 21st century. on the other hand, i have seen numerous fundamentalist groups make threats on a daily basis. feel free to prove me wrong. to associate anti-theism with murder, while not providing an alternative to their beliefs is ridiculous[/QUOTE] I've met a few.
I would make some videogames go real. :P
[QUOTE=bravehat;22513741]:colbert: Someones a bit of a cunt aren't they? What's the matter can't handle some people think differently from you?[/QUOTE] Someones a bit serious aren't they? I'm not really religious but if you read some of the replies you might understand why some people will probably get offended
[QUOTE=MightyMax;22513257]I wouldnt exist. [editline]06:44PM[/editline] double ninja[/QUOTE] HURR DURR IM AN ATHEIST IM SO CLEVER CUZ GOD DUZNT EXIST He said [b]IF[/b]. You earned a bad reading. [editline]08:56PM[/editline] [QUOTE=Clark21;22514541]Someones a bit serious aren't they? I'm not really religious but if you read some of the replies you might understand why some people will probably get offended[/QUOTE] Technically if you were god then all of the atheists would be wrong, therefore your response is actually pretty clever.
if i were god.. i'd totally rape mary
I wouldn't give a shit about that tiny planet of idiots in the corner, I'd be chilling in my space castle.
I would be the publisher for The Crossing. I can already see the cover say "published by GOD"
I'd have a girlfriend~
I would have a hundred children so I'd have a hundred friends and none of them could say no to being my friend.
If I as God, I certainly wouldn't give two shits about Humanity. I'd create the universe, add millions of races and watched how the history of the universe played out. Which races died, which soldiered on and expanded, etc. And then, once every single race had been killed... Big Bang.
I wouldn't exi-... I would walk around with the natural, mortal beings as a black homeless man and try and pick random people for playing god for a while, or having Noah's arch reenacted.
[QUOTE=Cheese123;22513779]Because we can't always rely on God to do stuff for us. You need to get up and do it yourself.[/QUOTE] If god exists, in creating the universe he would have set the stage for every possible event; being omniscient, he'd know every possible event that could occur. Thus, in placing an atom in one place he'd effect how every event would occur in the future. (Butterfly Effect, one event will spread and effect all others. There's a cellphone ad out right now that plays on it, with a guy who in having a phone service meets a woman who bears the 50-something-th president.) That's like grabbing a toddler, then dumping it in a room filled with knives and guns. The toddler will hurt itself. Being the one who placed the toddler in the room, you are completely at fault, as you knew without a doubt that the child would hurt itself. "God" being all knowing would have to have known that they would (Eve and the forbidden fruit), and would be indirectly, but 100% at fault. Thus, your point is inaccurate. Yes, you can't rely on "god" if it exists; but nor can you on anyone else, as all your actions would be pre-ordained.
There cannot be any good without some evil That sort of sums up the world today, I guess, and if there was a god he'd be doing a decent job.
[QUOTE=Quo Vadi;22518305]There cannot be any good without some evil That sort of sums up the world today, I guess, and if there was a god he'd be doing a decent job.[/QUOTE] Implying that "god" is good.
I would make EVERY religion right. Christians? Right. Jews? Right. Buhdists? Right. Muslims? Right. Jedi? Right Atheists? I would CREATE a way for them to be right too. WBC? Right, but they would be in their own personnal purgatory. Life of Brian? Right. etc.
[QUOTE=Perfumly;22513708]"Hello FP I am an Atheist and I have to let everyone know that I am an Atheist at every given opportunity because I am a giant nerd" -This Thread[/QUOTE] Pretty much this, And I'm a atheist too Also, I would DESTORY THE WORLD, then create a new one, then repeat every 10000 years
Turn Earth into a massive orgy of sex basically.
Go to Mars, start again there.
Change Gravity of Earth without affecting it physically everyday, watch as planes crash and gliders nosedive to the rocks.
Also, When you do something right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all.
I would tell my son to go to earth and get killed for no good reason
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