highDEAS - "I keep trying to put my seatbelt on when I'm in class" - General

[QUOTE=Hendo;24331903]why did you put img tags on that[/QUOTE] Because he is [I]probably[/I] stoned out of his mind.

[QUOTE=bepassley;24332106]wow you're trying to assume my age that isn't even relevant to this thread pls get back on topic and post highdeas or i will be sore[/QUOTE] 'you're ruining my good vibes'

wow i just noticed high[B]DEA[/B]S DEA DEA being [B]DRUG ENFORCEMENT AGENCY[/B] woah dude this site might track your IP down and bust you yo! [editline]11:41PM[/editline] [QUOTE=VQ35HR;24332132]'you're ruining my good vibes'[/QUOTE] yea the kind of good vibes that are unobtainable if you are a family guy fan lma seriously though stop trolling please

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[QUOTE=GamerKiwi;24333771]Fitting image: [img_thumb]http://filesmelt.com/dl/justhowHIGHdoyouevenhavetobetoeventrysomethinglikethat.jpg[/img_thumb][/QUOTE] Sometimes sweet bro just isn't relevant.

That one about congress was gold

[QUOTE=bepassley;24328151]If You Mixed... butter and "I cant believe its not butter" do you get "I can sort of believe that some of this isnt butter"?[/QUOTE] Dmitri Martin quote.

[quote] Look at me. Now look down at your weed. Now back at me. This is the weed that your weed could smell like if you shopped at Weeds R Us. Look down. Now back at me. The weed is now hash, ready to be smoked however you would like. Look down again... now back at me. Where are you? you're in amsterdam. But its not amsterdam its just your local Weeds R Us but you wouldn't know the difference because weed is now legal.......I'm on a unicorn [/quote] I fucking lost it. Hahahaha.

[QUOTE=GamerKiwi;24333771]Fitting image: [IMG]http://filesmelt.com/dl/justhowHIGHdoyouevenhavetobetoeventrysomethinglikethat.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE] yeah for kids that have never smoked weed

this website is PERFECT! im also really fucking baked right now [editline]10:20AM[/editline] i always get these ideas but i forget them five seconds later

[QUOTE=Aperture fan;24327451]But what if they were blind [I]and[/I] deaf?[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Jax Strife;24327515]I'd say they think in tastes/smells/touches. Either way, you're always thinking with your five senses. Shut one or two down and you'll still think in the others.[/QUOTE] Helen Keller says hello. Jax got it right, you think with all five senses. Having one or two under performing or non-functional just means that the others pick up the slack and compensate.

you know what's awesome? pornographic pictures that are so big, you can't tell what they are, and can look at them in front of your family freely.

God, I wish my highdeas were like this, whenever I'm high I just think I'm going to fall into the sky :<

Well I just had fun fucking with people in video chat.

haha

[QUOTE=]have u ever realized that cereal is the best to eat when you are stoned because it is a drink a food at the same time[/QUOTE]

Hahaha I actually laughed out loud at the harry potter one

[QUOTE]i'm gonna rename my ipod "the titanic' instead of "matts ipod" so when i plug it into my computer it will say the titanic is syncing[/QUOTE] Oh god lol

[QUOTE=Septimas;24329278]Holy shit. "I watched one of those Stephen Hawking specials about the universe, and the narrator was talking about how the universe works somewhat like how a brain works; the colliding of galaxies, the dying of stars, the birth of new stars, and so on, are like neurons and synapses in a brain. And I was thinking that if there is God, what if the universe was his brain? So then everything that happens in it happened because he imagined it that way, he dreamed everything into existence. And that would also explain why he knows everything that goes on all the time. Seemed to make a lot of sense when I thought it."[/QUOTE] Mind = blown [editline]11:10AM[/editline] Wow. [quote]Green buds and hash By Dana Larsen GREEN BUDS AND HASH Would you like green buds and hash? - No I would not, Mister Stash! Would you like them in a bong? Would you like them all day long? - No I would not in a bong! - No I would not all day long! - I do not like green buds and hash. - I do not want them Mister Stash! Would you like them wrapped in paper? Will you try them now or later? - I do not want them wrapped in paper. - I don't want them now or later. - I don't want them in a bong, - I do not want them all day long. - I do not like green buds and hash, - I do not want them Mister Stash! Would you like them in a joint? - No I would not, what's the point? Perhaps you would prefer a puff? Just have one, that is enough. - I won't partake, not of a puff, - Nor a hoot, nor hit, nor huff! Would you try a tiny toke? - No I don't want any smoke! What if they were vaporized? - I've told you no a thousand times! Would you, could you, in a cake? Or in cookies I can bake? - I do not want them in a cake, - Or in cookies you could bake. - I do not want them vaporized, - Or other means you have devised. - I do not wish to try a toke, - Or otherwise inhale smoke. - I won't participate in puffs, - You have asked me quite enough! - I get no joy from juicy joints, - I really do not see the point. - I do not want to use the bong, - I think that buds and hash are wrong. In a tincture would you take it? I could show you how to make it. - I do not want them in a tincture - Or in any other mixture! - I do not want green buds and hash, - I do not want them Mister Stash! - Why do you care if I try them? - Will you profit if I buy them? I offer buds and hash for free, There is no benefit to me. Someone said that that you were sick, green buds and hash might do the trick. If you find you're getting thinner, With no appetite for dinner, Or you suffer from sclerosis, Epilepsy or neuroses, For almost all the ills that ail ya, buds and hash will never fail ya. Have glaucoma? PMS? Green buds and hash have much success. For protection against strokes, Its best to have some potent tokes. If your muscles are not dandy, Try some green bud infused candy. For migraines, spasms, even cancer, Green buds and hash provide the answer. If you are not feeling right, Then have green buds and hash tonight. - It's true I am not feeling great, - My health's been rather poor of late. - My doctor says that I have ills, - He told me I should take these pills. - I cannot even sleep at night, - I never do feel quite alright. - I will try green buds and hash, - I will try them Mister Stash! Pfffffffffffffft! - Hey now I am feeling good! - They worked just like you said they would. - I have never felt this fine! - Green buds and hash are quite divine! - I will bake a green bud brownie, - Whenever I am feeling frowny. - I will try them vaporized, - That technique seems very wise. - I will take them in a tincture, - And in every other mixture. - Perhaps I would prefer to puff, - And stop when I have had enough. - I will roll some massive joints, - And smoke them down to little points. - I will toke upon the bong, - I will do it all day long. - I really like green buds and hash, - I do enjoy them Mister Stash! - Thanks for being so insistent - And for being so persistent. - My mind and body are improved, - My spirit also has been moved. - Though I was told they are a sin, - Green buds and hash are medicine. - I'm sorry that I was so hateful, - Now I know I should be grateful! - Thank you, thank you, Mister Stash, - Thank you for green buds and hash! [/quote]

highdeas... I get it. High (sounds like hI-deas) it all makes sense also. "Today is the youngest you're ever going to be but today is also the oldest you have ever been." ~woooooooohhh~

[QUOTE]i feel like an archeologist every time i lightly blow out the ash to get to the bottom nug.[/QUOTE] :v:

[url]http://highdeas.com/science/if_you_built[/url] HOLY FUCK That would be so epic if they could calculate it correctly. "if you built.... If you built a ring ten feet off the ground on supporting beams, all the way around the world, and then took out the supporting beams.....would it float?????" MY MIND

Wow, that really is an interesting idea.

[QUOTE=Stinky;24327474]Oh god lol[/QUOTE] as hilarious as that is. its as hard to get a whale in their as it is to get it out..

[QUOTE=bravojr;24339334]as hilarious as that is. its as hard to get a whale in their as it is to get it out..[/QUOTE] Air-drop it. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8AdLb3GvV6Q[/media]

Give me agrees if you have never tried weed but you want too. Give me disagrees if you think weed is bad and you touch yourself at night.

[QUOTE=Pyth;24339390]Air-drop it. [URL="http://www.facepunch.com/#"]View YouTUBE video[/URL] [URL]http://youtube.com/watch?v=8AdLb3GvV6Q[/URL] [/QUOTE] That whale sounded like it was smoking weed. Just faster.

[QUOTE=Fatfatfatty;24339448]Give me agrees if you have never tried weed but you want too. Give me disagrees if you think weed is bad and you touch yourself at night.[/QUOTE] I'm going to try it when it's legal. I have ethical issues with doing something illegal.

Oh man, i'm completely sober, and i nearly pissed myself laughing, and i have no idea why... "So theres this monkey in a tree smoking a joint. when a little green lizard walks up and sees him ... "hey what are you doing??" he cried out to the monkey "dude im smoking a joint you wanna join me?" "sure" so he climbs up the tree...the monkey and the lizard are passing this joint back and forth getting all stoned when the lizards mouth starts to get REALY dry "oh maaaan ...im fuckin THIRRRRSTY dude. ill be right back Monkey im gonna go get soemthing to fuckin drink man" so the lizard climbs down this tree and walks to the river...leeeans over slowly to take a sip and falls in caus hes so high. now this baked lizard is in the river swimming for his life when an aligator sees him struggling and helps him back onto shore. "what the hell is your problem, why did you just fall in like that?" he said to the Lizard "ohhhh man dude im so fucking stoned, Monkey is over there in a tree smokin on some DANK shit dude he smoked me out and shiit." the aligator wanted to get smoked out too, so he waddled over to tree where the monkey was sitting there puffin on the roach he looks up and yells, "HEY!? are you done with that joint?" monkey looked down at the huge aligator all chinky eyed. "WOOOOOOOAAAAAAAH DUDE.... HOW MUCH WATER DID YOU FUCKIN DRINK?!" It's not even that funny. I just like the idea of a lizard smoking a fat joint.

[QUOTE=Pyth;24339390]Air-drop it. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8AdLb3GvV6Q[/media][/QUOTE] Then they wonder why a hanger airplane is flying over newyork and take it out of the air before it can reach is terrorist destination. Not to mention if you did do such peta would explode in fire, and world war 3 would erupt because the government would then blame such on either the serbs, korea, or if they are brave china for some strange and odd reason. Edit;, now that i think about it they would blame the Russian spies and their devilish plans