Pirates or ninjas? VERSION ∞ - General

Oh my god you cannot be serious. These poll numbers are frightening, seeing as this argument is so old everyone knows pirates are better about by about 100 times.

I got asked this question at a college interview. No bullshit.

Vikings are a form of pirate, except they are Scandinavian, and pillage villages. Or maybe Pirates are a form of Vikings?

Ninjas need discipline and honour, whilst pirates drive huge boats whilst drunk The choice should be clear

Dwarves. [editline]02:27PM[/editline] [QUOTE=General Omega;24438441]Ninjas are racist. They only let males in. Pirates let anyone join their leagues. Even gays.[/QUOTE] So gays and females are a race now? God damn I wish we had :ughh: back.

[IMG]http://i33.tinypic.com/fa0xs7.png[/IMG] :yarr:

Trained from birth killers or drunks with guns. I wonder.

Definitely pirates.

[QUOTE=JamesBaum7747;24441257]Trained from birth killers or drunks with guns. I wonder.[/QUOTE] Most ninjas weren't trained from birth. Many started their lives as farmers and such, then got work as mercenaries when they got caught up in the various wars between ruling parties.

Ninjas everytime.

Pirates forever. When was the last time ninjas took [url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Bart_Roberts]over [/url] a [url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Henry_Morgan]city[/url]? When was the last time ninjas caused a world superpower to decline? When was the last time you saw two [url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mary_Read]lesbian[/url] [url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anne_Bonny]ninjas[/url] on a boat most likely having hot gay sex? Never. And who spearheaded democracy? [url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pirate_code]Pirates[/url]. Pirates are awesome.

[QUOTE=General Omega;24438441]Ninjas are racist. They only let males in. Pirates let anyone join their leagues. Even gays.[/QUOTE] 1. Its not Racist, Its Sexist. 2. There are Female Shinobi (and yes, Shinobi is an actual word, the directors of naruto didn't make it up), and Female Pirates were regularly not allowed, and they had to cross-dress to get in. Ninjas didn't have to. Links to proof: [url]http://www.elizabethan-era.org.uk/pirate-code-conduct.htm[/url] [url]http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=kunoichi[/url] Ninjas all the way bro.

[QUOTE=JamesBaum7747;24441257]Trained from birth killers or drunks with guns. I wonder.[/QUOTE] Never heard of [url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Bart_Roberts]Black Bart Roberts[/url] have you?

Pirates!

[QUOTE=JamesBaum7747;24441257]Trained from birth killers or drunks with guns. I wonder.[/QUOTE] You know nothing of pirates. They were skilled navy men that were out of work after the Europeans stopped fighting over the Caribbean. Pirates literally struck fear into the most powerful nations of their time. What have ninjas ever done?

Ninjas are faggot pussies who hide in the dark. Pirates > Ninjas.

[QUOTE=doomkiwi;24441425]Pirates forever. When was the last time ninjas took [url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Bart_Roberts]over [/url] a [url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Henry_Morgan]city[/url]? When was the last time ninjas caused a world superpower to decline? When was the last time you saw two [url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mary_Read]lesbian[/url] [url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anne_Bonny]ninjas[/url] on a boat most likely having hot gay sex? Never. And who spearheaded democracy? [url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pirate_code]Pirates[/url]. Pirates are awesome.[/QUOTE] YARRRR!! /caps. Rated you informative. Also... those lesbian pirates... gonan change pants, brb.

Fuck yeah Pirates. Who doesn't love a bunch of guys with beards and eyepatches who get drunk all day and make a living off of stealing from people? Also, Facepunch is on full alert mode.