my sister just adopted a kitteh.
it's so adorable when it falls asleep in my lap.
Throw it outside.
throw rocks at it
[QUOTE=HeavyMtl123;21861221]Why pictures? I demand a video of this pussy demanding a shag.[/QUOTE]
i came
Go out and kindly explain to the cat that you'd like her to move out of your yard because it is your property and if she won't cope with it then threaten her with a lawsuit.
Just fuck it if that is what it wantsd
Go scare it away if its bothering you that much
Shoot it with an air soft gun or something. It won't come back. And not one that'll break the skin please no injuring the cat.
Call the pound.
First thing that came to my mind:
[img]http://i41.tinypic.com/10eit6v.jpg[/img]
Hold the phone...... Wait, what?
Step one: Go to the store
Step two: Buy a gun, preferably a 9mm pistol
Step three: Buy some ammo
Step four: Go home
Step five: Load the gun
Step six: Shoot the cat
Step seven: Laugh uncontrollably while it screams in pain louder than it was in heat
Step eight: Crush its head with your foot and laugh.
Step nine: Bury it in a shallow grave.
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You're sick.
Poor kitty
Try to get it to come to your house and take care of it
its prob hungry :(
Cat's aren't "cute". Proper cats are badass.
Some are so badass they scare bears into trees.
[QUOTE=Big Dumb American;21857217]Please illustrate what a fish on a stick raping a cat would look like.[/QUOTE]
Furry Porn. :downswords:
[QUOTE=Aedan1;21873836]Furry Porn. :downswords:[/QUOTE]
No thanks
[QUOTE=RoflKawpter;21870396]Step one: Go to the store
Step two: Buy a gun, preferably a 9mm pistol
Step three: Buy some ammo
Step four: Go home
Step five: Load the gun
Step six: Shoot the cat
Step seven: Laugh uncontrollably while it screams in pain louder than it was in heat
Step eight: Crush its head with your foot and laugh.
Step nine: Bury it in a shallow grave.[/QUOTE]
Not funny, and if you really did this, you would find yourself in an Asylum very VERY quickly.
[QUOTE=Tippmann357;21869769]First thing that came to my mind:
[img]http://i41.tinypic.com/10eit6v.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
Fuckin' laughed so damn hard!!!
Good job, sir. :buddy:
[QUOTE=excellency;21854903][INDENT][INDENT][INDENT][INDENT][INDENT][INDENT][INDENT][INDENT][INDENT][INDENT][IMG]http://mjbell8.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/cute-cat1.jpg[/IMG][/INDENT][/INDENT][/INDENT][/INDENT][/INDENT][/INDENT][/INDENT][/INDENT][/INDENT][/INDENT]CATS, these d'aww inducing creatures, these little cats that make your heart become like jelly in a instant. Sounds nice? Yeah, but not when you have a motherfucker of a cat screaming its feline lungs out.
Goddamn, this cat sits outside my house, looking so innocent, but in the night, damn it meows like it's being ass-raped by a fish on a stick. It always does it at night, and it seems to continue on for the entire night, leaving me with hardly any sleep. Maybe I could have put on some ear plugs, but fuck me it sits so near outside my house that it's rather deafening.
It screams as though the vocal chords are going to break any moment, and it somehow sends shiver down my spine. I may suspect that it is in heat, however I do not know what to do as it is a stray cat.
Any experiences, Facepunch?[/QUOTE]
You terrible person.
Imagine you are the cat.
:v:
my cat dose that whole scream its lungs out thing, i just close my window =p
na i just let it in, then it scratches the window from the inside because he thinks that a old lady will go to the window and open it and give it food ( old lady across street used to feed are cat when it scrached her window because her late cat used to do it ) my other cat on the other hand is just a attention whore
[QUOTE=RoflKawpter;21870396]Step one: Go to the store
Step two: Buy a gun, preferably a 9mm pistol
Step three: Buy some ammo
Step four: Go home
Step five: Load the gun
Step six: Shoot the cat
Step seven: Laugh uncontrollably while it screams in pain louder than it was in heat
Step eight: Crush its head with your foot and laugh.
Step nine: Bury it in a shallow grave.[/QUOTE]
:smith:
Why not just try to shoo it away or something.
Call animal-control?
Or use some firecrackers to scare 'em off.
Oh god this is the only thread on Facepunch that made me lol
[QUOTE]Goddamn, this cat sits outside my house, looking so innocent, but in the night, damn it meows like it's being ass-raped by a fish on a stick.[/QUOTE] :bravo:
im posting this from school lolololololol
badass is me
Adopt it.
[QUOTE=Tippmann357;21869769]First thing that came to my mind:
[IMG]http://i41.tinypic.com/10eit6v.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]
"mine too"
[editline]09:19PM[/editline]
[QUOTE=RoflKawpter;21870396]Step one: Go to the store
Step two: Buy a gun, preferably a 9mm pistol
Step three: Buy some ammo
Step four: Go home
Step five: Load the gun
Step six: Shoot the cat
Step seven: Laugh uncontrollably while it screams in pain louder than it was in heat
Step eight: Crush its head with your foot and laugh.
Step nine: Bury it in a shallow grave.[/QUOTE]
go buy a hammer and continously hit yourself in the face with it :unsmith:
this has already been posted but
put a ear stick in its vagina :pervert:
[quote][IMG]http://i41.tinypic.com/10eit6v.jpg[/IMG][/quote]
OH GOD FUUUCK I laughed SOOOOOO HARD!
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