Marc the watermelon plant - General

So you just built him a wall? Buy landmines, barbwire, and trip mines to protect them. Point away from the plant. Also if you do show progress that would be neat.

D'aww he's adorable

The world needs more watermelons.

The world needs more enthusiastic gardeners. If you look at it the right way, the whole world is a garden.

[QUOTE=Canuhearme?;14792202]If Marc starts whispering to you to kill your parents. Listen to him.[/QUOTE] What's that marc, Kill them all? GREAT IDEA!!! I feel stupid saying this...

You've inspired me, I am going to grow a gay pineapple tree.

more pictures of marc. A+ thread man. Would read again.

And then a large number of GModders come in and steal the watermelons, then trow them at eachother, and them spam explosive barrels and blow them up. The End.

[QUOTE=Lolerskins;14796395]And then a large number of GModders come in and steal the watermelons, then trow them at eachother, and them spam explosive barrels and blow them up. The End.[/QUOTE] true

Cool story bro.

That's so sweet! :3:

You've inspired me, seeing as Australia is getting some much needed rain, I'm going to grow a plant of my very own, and name it. I think I'll play it some classical music. [b]OFFTOPIC[/b] Seeing as the fruit of a plant is it's ovaries, I'm gonna jack off onto an apple half and leave it in an incubator for a while, see what happens.

[QUOTE=TropicalV2;14792341]I'm not going to eat marc, I'm just going to eat his offspring. It's a symbiotic biological relationship. He gives me fruits, and I give him a place to live in safety and harmony. I'll be updating his progress weekly over the summer by the way.[/QUOTE] You're actually going to be eating Marc's ovaries. Enjoy. :v:

Bad news then professor ? :(

[QUOTE=Biggins;14798369]Bad news then professor ? :([/QUOTE] no, piss off

[QUOTE=The Salmon;14798261] [b]OFFTOPIC[/b] Seeing as the fruit of a plant is it's ovaries, I'm gonna jack off onto an apple half and leave it in an incubator for a while, see what happens.[/QUOTE] Absolutely nothing except perhaps making soggy apple. Your sperm cells mixing with the egg of a plant won't create a viable species, it's like trying to shove a triangle block into a circle slot. You just can't do it.

[QUOTE=Strongbadmw;14791869]What exactly is that wall going to protect it from? Hopefully it's just for show :P[/QUOTE] It's called a Lawnmower.

[QUOTE=KingLouis;14798413]Absolutely nothing except perhaps making soggy apple. Your sperm cells mixing with the egg of a plant won't create a viable species, it's like trying to shove a triangle block into a circle slot. You just can't do it.[/QUOTE] Unless you use force. [B]SLEDGEHAMMER TIME[/B]

[QUOTE=KingLouis;14798413]Absolutely nothing except perhaps making soggy apple. Your sperm cells mixing with the egg of a plant won't create a viable species, it's like trying to shove a triangle block into a circle slot. You just can't do it.[/QUOTE] Unless the circle slot is big enough for the triangular prism to fit through. DID YOU EVEN THINK TO CONSIDER THAT?!

Your plant is literally living in a grave !

[quote=the salmon;14798261]you've inspired me, seeing as australia is getting some much needed rain, i'm going to grow a plant of my very own, and name it. I think i'll play it some classical music. [b]offtopic[/b] seeing as the fruit of a plant is it's ovaries, i'm gonna jack off onto an apple half and leave it in an incubator for a while, see what happens.[/quote] nanananananna appleman

All hail the mighty chimney lord! Please grant our simple wish! We wish for MELONS! * HAAAALELUYA * YAY! Praise the chimney lord! PRAISE THE CHIMNEY LORD!! [b]P.S.:[/b] Listen to it screaming when you eat it's "children". It will toughen you >:) [b]P.S.S.:[/b] That was a joke btw. Build it a watchtower!

[QUOTE=Skippy!;14791892]I heard pouring salt on the plant makes it taste better.[/QUOTE] You cruel bastard

Do A TIME LAPSE!

[QUOTE=Yumyumbublegum;14791858]Needs more barbed wire.[/QUOTE] And sentry guns.

You should create an army of watermelons for marc, and line your garden up with barbed wire and MG nests.

[QUOTE=KingLouis;14798413]Absolutely nothing except perhaps making soggy apple. Your sperm cells mixing with the egg of a plant won't create a viable species, it's like trying to shove a triangle block into a circle slot. You just can't do it.[/QUOTE] not to mention there are no ovules left after it turns to a fruit.

Incompatible gametes lads

I fed Marc some water this morning, and he's doing fine. He's starting to settle into his new home. He's under a lot of stress from the move, but I would be too if I was uprooted from my place of living. In other news, I found a recon team of ants inside Marc's home, but didn't pay much attention to them. They're just ants, what could they possibly do?

Contains win, but you should have called it Fooby! [img]http://www.manicfish.com/userpics/6545/avatar.jpg[/img]