Marc the watermelon plant

[Chompster]

It seemed like you weren't going to update. Marc is coming along well.

[Novangel]

Or make the box a Companion cube cast.
I'll shut up now.

[ambershee]

Are you gonna teach him to race?

[MachiniOs]

[QUOTE=Biggins;14792403]How come it's Marc with a C :raise:[/QUOTE]

Marcus? Also,need a moat. Those vikings don't take no prisoners :q:

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[QUOTE=STREWTH_99;15287848]Why did you name a watermelon plant after me?[/QUOTE]

I thought you were a girl :aaa:

[Kondor]

[QUOTE=Skippy!;14791892]I heard pouring salt on the plant makes it taste better.[/QUOTE]

It probably does, very few things can live without salt and salt is probably not put into the garden very much

[Ice]

[QUOTE=Jack_Ghetto;15289605]Some people say that black people love watermelons.[/QUOTE]
I was being sarcastic, I know the stereotypes.

[BrokenSanity]

Hehe... 'watermelon humour'

[venn177]

Can I get some 34 on this?

[Mattofwiles]

[QUOTE=Imperials ^^;14792393]Wow, retarded thread.[/QUOTE]

You suck

[Yuluthu]

[QUOTE=venn177;15293387]Can I get some 34 on this?[/QUOTE]

[img]http://www.simply-thai.com/fruit/yellow-watermelon.jpg[/img]

Orgy

[AlexEnglish]

This thread is made of win.

[Mattofwiles]

[QUOTE=runrundave;15288862]Op is black.[/QUOTE]

I konw the OP and hes white

as white as they come

[OrangeButton]

Why was this bumped...

[Leo Leonardo]

Because it's awesome.

[nos217]

I want one. I have a cactus, that will do :D.

[JrGruntly]

-Black joke here-

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[AustinBalasco]

I'm going to buy a a plethora of watermelon plant's and probably find a good strong box for square 'melons. Anyone know a good material? I will name mine marc the second! Inlight of your amazing and very humerus watermelon.

[Jimmy422]

[QUOTE=fishyfish777;15288708]Sunlight levels, fertilizer, watering, humidity?[/QUOTE]

Full sun, haven't tried it, water it every day, it's pretty humid.

[TropicalV2]

[QUOTE=Jimmy422;15302961]Full sun, haven't tried it, water it every day, it's pretty humid.[/QUOTE]

Have you tried reading it to sleep?

Nutrients aren't the only thing your watermelon needs. Take some time to talk to him, and see how he really feels about things. Only then will your watermelon grow to love, and respect you.

[Bittersweet]

Draw a face on it.

Make it have big lips.

[Snek]

[QUOTE=Jimmy422;15302961]Full sun, haven't tried it, [b]water it every day[/b], it's pretty humid.[/QUOTE]

Make sure you don't water excess (A drip system works fine) and when one of the watermelon ripens, cut off all the water to the plant.

I has watermelon in my backyard garden too. It's not summer yet so it's just a small plant as of now. Also some salvia in the corner just in case.

[TicTac]

Exactly how old is Marc?

[MrDoctor]

You should grow those cube watermelons and sell them for $100 like in Japan

[STREWTH_99]

[QUOTE=MachiniOs;15293224]
I thought you were a girl :aaa:[/QUOTE]

Nope, 100% male. Who has Mick Jagger lips.

[Stus67]

ace thread.

[OCELOT320]

watermelon tastes like shit

[Bael]

if shit tastes like watermelon son ive been missing out brb munching on some dog shit

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you lying cunt

[mrmrchicken1]

I have cacti I'm not as great as the desert becase It's dyin maybe It's because I spend my time on the internet instead of nurting it and reading beddy bye stories.

[Mrpfoot]

give this man RU

[Al_Borland]

Go to a Big 5 and buy a rope and a Mosin Nagant. Secure the rifle to the post, and attach one end of the string to the trigger. Attach another end to one of Marc's, er... leaves.

Bam! Home defense system in an instant!

You'll be thanking me a month from now when there's a big storm and you hear a "BANG!" and a scream, to discover a smoking gun and a dead criminal, with your TV and jewelry still in his cold, dead, criminal hands.