Marc the watermelon plant - General

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[img]http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/athfwiki/images/f/f6/WalterMelon27.jpg[/img] Im Walter! Walter Melon!

nicely done

[QUOTE=pyrofiliac;14792019]I sing to my plants.[/QUOTE] like the elves in eragon?

[QUOTE=Al_Borland;15321877]Go to a Big 5 and buy a rope and a Mosin Nagant. Secure the rifle to the post, and attach one end of the string to the trigger. Attach another end to one of Marc's, er... leaves. Bam! Home defense system in an instant! You'll be thanking me a month from now when there's a big storm and you hear a "BANG!" and a scream, to discover a smoking gun and a dead criminal, with your TV and jewelry still in his cold, dead, criminal hands.[/QUOTE] As I read the first paragraph I was thinking you wanted him to tie a rope around the trigger of a Mosin, aim the gun at him, duck tape him to a chair and tie the end of a rope to a door so when someone opens the door it kills the melon.

[QUOTE=redwinterwol;15322957][img]http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/athfwiki/images/f/f6/WalterMelon27.jpg[/img] Im Walter! Walter Melon![/QUOTE] *Drum solo of life*

Welp, it's been about a month, and I've been busy as it gets with camp and such. I'll start by updating on the rootbeer. I drank all of it. Every single bottle down the hatch, give or take a few shared with my friends. The result? Dozens of stomach aches, and two cavities that were just drilled a fort-night ago. Well worth it, as rootbeer is the tastiest liquid in this universe. Moving onto Marc, he's growing well. Just before my cavities were drilled two weeks ago, I took a few pictures of his substantial growth, and forgot to post them. Here are the two pictures taken; Aerial shot of Marc's habitat [img]http://i26.tinypic.com/2wf63w9.jpg[/img] Marc enjoying a chilled rootbeer on a hot summer day [img]http://i26.tinypic.com/2z4gzfd.jpg[/img] Notice, these pictures were taken weeks ago, so when you see the update tomorrow, you'll notice he takes up a good portion of my backyard now, with his vines outstretching to the concrete. (also, i legally turned fifteen as of a minute ago, happy july 11th folks)

[QUOTE=Tropicalv3;15972992] (also, i legally turned fifteen as of a minute ago, happy july 11th folks)[/QUOTE] Yay, marc. But how do you illegally turn fifteen?

I mean, in the state's eyes I'm fifteen, while even though I'm not actually fifteen for another 6 hours, you dig?

You must unscrew the cap because Marc is unable to grip it.

Don't ever fucking eat him or I will alert the FBI.

Pour that rootbeer all over Marc and watch what happens :buddy:

you have to remove the cap and turn rootbeer upside down so marc will absorb

We're fresh out of rootbeer folks, but I assure you Marc is doing just fine. Pics will be provided tomorrow morning.

[QUOTE=Tropicalv3;15973557]We're fresh out of rootbeer folks, but I assure you Marc is doing just fine. Pics will be provided tomorrow morning.[/QUOTE] GOD FUCKING DAMNIT MARC JUST TOLD ME TELEPATHICALLY THAT HE IS STARVING AND IF he DOES NOT INGEST SOME FUCKING ROOTBEER HE WILL WITHER AND DIE AND STRANGLE YOU WITH IT'S BLACK ROOTS.

[QUOTE=NixNax123;15973597]GOD FUCKING DAMNIT MARC JUST TOLD ME TELEPATHICALLY THAT HE IS STARVING AND IF he DOES NOT INGEST SOME FUCKING ROOTBEER HE WILL WITHER AND DIE AND STRANGLE YOU WITH IT'S BLACK ROOTS.[/QUOTE] That reminds me, I haven't given him fertilizer in a month. Whelp I'm an awful gardener.

[QUOTE=Tropicalv3;15973649]That reminds me, I haven't given him fertilizer in a month. Whelp I'm an awful gardener.[/QUOTE] I must come over there and keep motivation strong therefore I will give you a blowjob each time you care for Marc.

teach your watermelon plant how to kill

Give him some plant pruner things then he can be an emo plant

[QUOTE=Campin Carl;14799467]And sentry guns.[/QUOTE] And dispensors.

Place mines around Marc, We must defend him!

[QUOTE=redwinterwol;15322957][img]http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/athfwiki/images/f/f6/WalterMelon27.jpg[/img] Im Walter! Walter Melon![/QUOTE] Don't you mean: [img]http://www.port.hu/picture/instance_1/63761_1.jpg[/img]

[QUOTE=aznz888;15975175]teach your watermelon plant how to kill[/QUOTE] [img]http://i26.tinypic.com/2u8xzxk.jpg[/img]

Marc is so cool!

Wow.... Marc is pretty big. When will he start growing fruit?

[QUOTE=Tropicalv3;15980253]watermelon pic[/QUOTE] awesome picture! good luck with the watermelon, I hope he produces delicious offspring!:smile:

Also why arent you exterminating the weed around Marc?

Give me Marc's number

Marc is a terrible name. :saddowns:

[QUOTE=TheForeigner;15985059]Also why arent you exterminating the weed around Marc?[/QUOTE] I keep forgetting to give him fertilizer + take weeds out. I'm at my dad's house for a week though, so I'll ask my mom to feed him.