• Marc the watermelon plant
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This is so heartwarming... [editline]12:25AM[/editline] Also, please put the pics into your OP :)
marc for president 2012 independent because both parties are fags
[QUOTE=Mooov7;15988590]Marc is a terrible name. :saddowns:[/QUOTE] Marc is an awesome name
Marc is a badass
Marc will grow old and he will prosper.
Marc is so awesome. He needs a monocle though.
I almost agree with Apoc, but I can't actually agree since he's my boyfriend.
Is marc single?
[QUOTE=Yumyumbublegum;14791858]Needs more barbed wire.[/QUOTE] And laser turrets, and a watchtower half a mile away with a very skilled sniper. Oh, and a minefield surrounding the watermelon. @ OP, why the fuck would you eat Marc?
Re-size the fucking images:argh: Cool plant dude.
Have you seen any watermelons growing on Marc?
[QUOTE=Ybbat;15991197]Is marc single?[/QUOTE] Yes, marc says he isn't ready for a relationship just yet, he's yet to mature. [QUOTE=trent_roolz;15991307]@ OP, why the fuck would you eat Marc?[/QUOTE] I'm not eating marc, I'm eating his fruit. Read the thread, it's a symbiotic relationship. [QUOTE=DireAvenger;15992545]Have you seen any watermelons growing on Marc?[/QUOTE] No, but in late august he should start growing delicious watermelon.
I want the thirty seconds of my life that I spent reading that back.
[QUOTE=wheresmyfish;16003599]I want the thirty seconds of my life that I spent reading that back.[/QUOTE] I want the two seconds back from reading your post. Now leave the thread.
Let me get this straight...you named a [i]watermelon?[/i]
[QUOTE=IceTea;16003704]Let me get this straight...you named a [i]watermelon?[/i][/QUOTE] :dogout:
[QUOTE=IceTea;16003704]Let me get this straight...you named a [i]watermelon?[/i][/QUOTE] No, stupid. He name a watermelon [i][u]plant[/u][/i]! Why the fuck would he name a watermelon?
Make sure you give it lots and lots of love and affection :D
So I just got home from my dad's house. It's been a long month without seeing Marc. I just arrived a couple of hours ago, and I went outside to check on my favorite watermelon plant's progress. First thing I noticed is that he's to big to be photographed with one picture. He's grown quite large in the last month! I also noticed something quite peculiar about Marc, you see, I was investigating his vines to see how far out they went; when suddenly I saw something amazing, flabbergasting, and jaw-dropping! Might you wonder what I saw? Well find out for yourself.. [img]http://i28.tinypic.com/241w7pk.jpg[/img] I don't see anything yet... [img]http://i28.tinypic.com/212h7wm.jpg[/img] I don't get it!? Wait a minute.. is that a- [img]http://i28.tinypic.com/4k90qp.jpg[/img] [b]JESUS FUCKING CHRIST IT'S A MOTHERFUCKING WATERMELON![/b]
EAT IT!!! /caps
Let that shit grow.
[QUOTE=Tropicalv3;16003481]Yes, marc says he isn't ready for a relationship just yet, he's yet to mature. [/QUOTE] ;)
Marc doesn't roll that way, get in line buddy.
It's a male!
Put it in a box and make it grow square like the japanese do.
[QUOTE=peabrain101;16440265]Put it in a box and make it grow square like the japanese do.[/QUOTE] I'm looking up how to do it now.
[QUOTE=TropicalV2;16440280]I'm looking up how to do it now.[/QUOTE] [img]http://www.crazyauntpurl.com/images/blog/square-watermelon.jpg[/img] [url]http://www.instructables.com/id/Grow-a-square-watermelon/[/url]
[QUOTE=peabrain101;16440345][img]http://www.crazyauntpurl.com/images/blog/square-watermelon.jpg[/img] [url]http://www.instructables.com/id/Grow-a-square-watermelon/[/url][/QUOTE] They're adorable :3:
Learn to resize pictures. They still haven't finished loading.
FUCKING AWESOME Let's go Marc, let's go! *DUNN DUNN*
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