• What's there to do in Mozambique?
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[QUOTE=SPESSMEHREN;27979541]It's your country's fault Africa is such a shithole.[/QUOTE] :what:
Obtain an STD
[QUOTE=Uberman77883;27980713]Wow, you know nothing of African history. In Mali, king Mansa Musa literally distributed so much gold on his pilgrimage to Mecca it caused severe inflation. In Congo, gold flowed through the streets because of the slave trade. Sudan and Chad were economic hubs of trade as millions of traders passed through the Sahara. Zanzibar was THE hub of trade in all of Africa, trading literally every good on the planet to everywhere on the planet. Then, Europe came. Belgium enslaved Congo and killed 10 million people by using them as slaves to harvest rubber. South Africa experienced decades of racism and segregation because of colonial rule. Ethiopia, a once proud nation, was colonized and left economically ruined by Italy. Egyptians were massacred by British. Kenyans the same. Europeans left Africa, once an economic hub of trade and culture, as a desolate wasteland. They caused decades of civil war and genocide by writing borders arbitrarily on a map, with no respect to cultural barriers. This caused tribes who have hated eachother for centuries to mingle. This is how the Tootsie and Hutu genocide in Rwanda started.[/QUOTE] You are full of shit. Africa was way behind everybody else to begin with. There must be something wrong there since we colonized them and they did not even have annywhere near the abillity to collonize us. They also lived in dirt yurts while the romans had fully functioning city's with aquaducts, roads, education, bathhouses etc etc. Is that also our fault? Egypt was one of the fewer nations there who could actually accomplish something, i think this is because of the slightly different type of people that live there. Africans just work well in small tribes or villages thats how they thrived and where happy. We "uplifted" them way to early and gave them weapons they where not readdy to use yet making it into a gigantic war ridden shithole. The most advanced country's in Africa (Egypt,South Africa) are ironically also the the country's with the most western influences(they even speak dutch in South Africa) Highest education and lowest hunger in all of Africa, how is what we do bad there?
Chop people's hands off with machetes, and steal their diamonds
You can do the Mozambique drill IN Mozabique :v:
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[QUOTE=taipan;27987431]You are full of shit. Africa was way behind everybody else to begin with. There must be something wrong there since we colonized them and they did not even have annywhere near the abillity to collonize us. They also lived in dirt yurts while the romans had fully functioning city's with aquaducts, roads, education, bathhouses etc etc. Is that also our fault? Egypt was one of the fewer nations there who could actually accomplish something, i think this is because of the slightly different type of people that live there. Africans just work well in small tribes or villages thats how they thrived and where happy. We "uplifted" them way to early and gave them weapons they where not readdy to use yet making it into a gigantic war ridden shithole. The most advanced country's in Africa (Egypt,South Africa) are ironically also the the country's with the most western influences(they even speak dutch in South Africa) Highest education and lowest hunger in all of Africa, how is what we do bad there?[/QUOTE] Egyptians were way ahead of the romans and the rest of Africa probably could have been advanced if they had the natural resources that Europe's weather provides, or what the nile etc provided.
[QUOTE=AutoTurret;27978693]They have a low percentage of Aids, so don't be afraid of beautiful African women.[/QUOTE] Is a low percentage in Africa anything below 50%?
[QUOTE=LF9000;27979289]Learn Portuguese?[/QUOTE] It's a very dilacerated, fractured Portuguese. Even more so than Brazilian Portuguese. If you're going to learn Portuguese, at least come to Portugal, which is far more interesting than former Portuguese colonies(Speaking of experience, mind you, did my 8th grade in Angola, never again do I want to step on that continent again. It was that bad)
start a revolution with kalashnikovs
[QUOTE=Uberman77883;27979788]Maybe you should read the news.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE]I'll stop trying to piss you off then, if you want my genuine opinion on things here they are. I was just getting a rise out of you. And by you I mean whoever responded to my posts.: You know what would be best for America? Get rid of both fucking parties. They do nothing but piss eachother off. The whole political system of the US right now is one party takes control and sets the government to their own agenda. New party takes control and sets to government to their own agenda. Nobody cares about the people, its all about whoever's policies are in effect. By the way I don't even know what this thread is about, and I don't know what you guys are arguing about. Its a stupid poster posted by a retard. Simple as that, don't get so worked up over it to call a potentially nation-changing movement a heap of retarded rednecks.[/QUOTE] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xUlw4NT08Ds&feature=related[/media] i would normally post the shorter version but after i saw that i said to myself this shit is magical sit back and let the sublime music wash over you as you read the long quote you will feel immortal like duke nukem on a friday
The whole point of this thread was to start a flamewar and get everyone mad. Nicely done OP.
[QUOTE=Uberman77883;27978804]I think we should just sink africa below the ocean (except south africa, egypt, kenya) and restart. Africa really is just the world's shithole. Easily 95% of the world's third world countries are there.[/QUOTE] This argument is greatly flawed. "Man, the conditions in Africa are terrible, people live in poverty, and are dying all the time. [b]Let's fucking drown them all[/b]"
[QUOTE=Fycix;27978967]South Africa would have the world's largest swimming pool after you take out Lesotho.[/QUOTE] Yeah but it'd be closed because of..well...obvious reasons.
Become Somalia. Become PIRATE. ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.
Invest in a jenkem lab and get loads of munnay
[QUOTE=taipan;27987431]You are full of shit. (they even speak dutch in South Africa) Highest education and lowest hunger in all of Africa, how is what we do bad there?[/QUOTE] Afrikaans dumbass do your research
Start a revolution, institute democracy, then wage a campaign with your newly formed army through the equatorial Africa, destroying the militant camps, killing their leaders, and changing the tide of Africa, creating fair and just states throughout. Or eat a pig I guess.
[QUOTE=yuki;28002583] Or eat a pig I guess.[/QUOTE] Blasphemy for ~1.8 billion people.
[QUOTE=matthall765;28001658]Afrikaans dumbass do your research[/QUOTE] Thats a spinoff of dutch. I can understand them and vice versa.
[QUOTE=Uberman77883;27978889]You are fucking retarded. Like, you should sterilize yourself so you can't spread your stupid.[/QUOTE] Funny, I'd say the same about you for actually suggesting a mass genocide of a billion people, one 7th of Earths population.
Find Dr. Livingstone.
go to Mauritius instead
[QUOTE=Uberman77883;27979788]Maybe you should read the news.[/QUOTE] maybe you should shut the fuck up already
[QUOTE=taipan;27987431]You are full of shit. Africa was way behind everybody else to begin with. There must be something wrong there since we colonized them and they did not even have annywhere near the abillity to collonize us. They also lived in dirt yurts while the romans had fully functioning city's with aquaducts, roads, education, bathhouses etc etc. Is that also our fault? Egypt was one of the fewer nations there who could actually accomplish something, i think this is because of the slightly different type of people that live there. Africans just work well in small tribes or villages thats how they thrived and where happy. We "uplifted" them way to early and gave them weapons they where not readdy to use yet making it into a gigantic war ridden shithole. The most advanced country's in Africa (Egypt,South Africa) are ironically also the the country's with the most western influences(they even speak dutch in South Africa) Highest education and lowest hunger in all of Africa, how is what we do bad there?[/QUOTE] Wow you are more ignorant than me even when I'm trolling. Go read a world history book, focus on Africa. Before Europeans got to Africa, Africa was a hub for the economies of the world. They gave Europeans many spices and exotic items that were not available to Europe. This happened directly after the crusades, when the european world came in contact with the Muslim world, after the crusades there was much trade between both continents. Africa became very rich, then Europe wanted to extort even more resources out of the continent so they colonized the place. Very rich people who used to be apart of the middle class and upper class were forced to live in mud huts, which is why they do so today. If you think Europeans did good, research some stuff they did during colonial rule. In Congo, under King Leopold II's rule, guess what happened. Over 10 million people were killed because of being used as slave labor to harvest rubber. Over the 400 years of Slavery in the US and other countries. Segregation between Whites and Blacks for decades in South Africa. No respect for cultural borders, causing tribes to clash, therefore causing genocides like the one in Rwanda. A 7 year war between Ethiopia and Eritrea because the Europeans forced both countries to combine into one. Also to assume all of Africa is a shithole now is ignorant. Eygpt and South Africa aren't the only good countries in Africa. Kenya is East Africa's largest economy, and its living standard is that of western countries. There is a huge tourism industry also. There is also a huge tourism industry in Eritrea, as well as untapped resources that they can use to strengthen their economy (but because they are paranoid of Ethiopia they cannot use them. Eritrea has one of the largest armies in the world, and is preparing to go to war with Ethiopia) Also, Algeria, Morocco, Botswana, Gabon etc... have some of the largest GDP per capita in the continent, which means a higher living standard. Also the only countries in Africa which traffic diamonds are places like Sierra Leone and Ivory Coast.
[QUOTE=Uberman77883;28012415]Wow you are more ignorant than me even when I'm trolling. Go read a world history book, focus on Africa. Before Europeans got to Africa, Africa was a hub for the economies of the world. They gave Europeans many spices and exotic items that were not available to Europe. This happened directly after the crusades, when the european world came in contact with the Muslim world, after the crusades there was much trade between both continents. Africa became very rich, then Europe wanted to extort even more resources out of the continent so they colonized the place. Very rich people who used to be apart of the middle class and upper class were forced to live in mud huts, which is why they do so today. If you think Europeans did good, research some stuff they did during colonial rule. In Congo, under King Leopold II's rule, guess what happened. Over 10 million people were killed because of being used as slave labor to harvest rubber. Over the 400 years of Slavery in the US and other countries. Segregation between Whites and Blacks for decades in South Africa. No respect for cultural borders, causing tribes to clash, therefore causing genocides like the one in Rwanda. A 7 year war between Ethiopia and Eritrea because the Europeans forced both countries to combine into one. Also to assume all of Africa is a shithole now is ignorant. Eygpt and South Africa aren't the only good countries in Africa. Kenya is East Africa's largest economy, and its living standard is that of western countries. There is a huge tourism industry also. There is also a huge tourism industry in Eritrea, as well as untapped resources that they can use to strengthen their economy (but because they are paranoid of Ethiopia they cannot use them. Eritrea has one of the largest armies in the world, and is preparing to go to war with Ethiopia) Also, Algeria, Morocco, Botswana, Gabon etc... have some of the largest GDP per capita in the continent, which means a higher living standard. Also the only countries in Africa which traffic diamonds are places like Sierra Leone and Ivory Coast.[/QUOTE] [IMG]http://i55.tinypic.com/2ni4ejb.jpg[/IMG]
[QUOTE=Zeke129;27978680][url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gorongosa_National_Park]Look at animals here[/url] then flee the country quickly[/QUOTE] I agree, flee.
[QUOTE=Uberman77883;28012415]Wow you are more ignorant than me even when I'm trolling. Go read a world history book, focus on Africa. Before Europeans got to Africa, Africa was a hub for the economies of the world. They gave Europeans many spices and exotic items that were not available to Europe. This happened directly after the crusades, when the european world came in contact with the Muslim world, after the crusades there was much trade between both continents. Africa became very rich, then Europe wanted to extort even more resources out of the continent so they colonized the place. Very rich people who used to be apart of the middle class and upper class were forced to live in mud huts, which is why they do so today. If you think Europeans did good, research some stuff they did during colonial rule. In Congo, under King Leopold II's rule, guess what happened. Over 10 million people were killed because of being used as slave labor to harvest rubber. Over the 400 years of Slavery in the US and other countries. Segregation between Whites and Blacks for decades in South Africa. No respect for cultural borders, causing tribes to clash, therefore causing genocides like the one in Rwanda. A 7 year war between Ethiopia and Eritrea because the Europeans forced both countries to combine into one. Also to assume all of Africa is a shithole now is ignorant. Eygpt and South Africa aren't the only good countries in Africa. Kenya is East Africa's largest economy, and its living standard is that of western countries. There is a huge tourism industry also. There is also a huge tourism industry in Eritrea, as well as untapped resources that they can use to strengthen their economy (but because they are paranoid of Ethiopia they cannot use them. Eritrea has one of the largest armies in the world, and is preparing to go to war with Ethiopia) Also, Algeria, Morocco, Botswana, Gabon etc... have some of the largest GDP per capita in the continent, which means a higher living standard. Also the only countries in Africa which traffic diamonds are places like Sierra Leone and Ivory Coast.[/QUOTE] Not to mention this goes as well for the Arabic world. People talk about how they are all goat humpers and sand farmers. When actually during the middle ages they are the one and only reason that most of the greek/roman art as well as the science and mathematics survived. They were the leading edge of the science, mathematics, medicine, and art during that time in the world for the western world. People don't give them the credit they deserve
Fun Fact of Today: Mozambique has better gender equality than the US. [url]http://www.allcountries.org/ranks/gender_gap_gender_equality_country_rankings_2008.html[/url] [editline]13th February 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=RebeccaChambers;27980576]* Industrialization * Economic growth * Military growth * Provides jobs * Spread of capitalism, secularism, and democracy[/QUOTE] HAHAHAHAHA! There never was industrialisation in the colonies. The European countries used the native population as slaves to produce products like food and tobacco, which is hardly what industries produce.
chase white farmers off their land and ruin the economy
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