(Horribly Drawn First-time Interactive) Your name is Bob
109 replies, posted
[QUOTE=kingjulien22;42507885][URL=http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/138/6qmx.png/][IMG]http://img138.imageshack.us/img138/8325/6qmx.png[/IMG][/URL]
Being so evil,you break his games and use your sci-fi magicks to make him laugh!
Laughing while your games break,horrible XD!
What will you do now?[/QUOTE]
Dat face
Make him go on 4chan
Optional: /mlp/
[URL=http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/855/m9j6.png/][IMG]http://img855.imageshack.us/img855/3241/m9j6.png[/IMG][/URL]
You force him to enter 4chan!
The horror!
What will you do now?
Break his dreams :dance:
[URL=http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/30/6f1.bmp/][IMG]http://img30.imageshack.us/img30/6999/6f1.bmp[/IMG][/URL]
You break his dreams! Looks like he can't become a ballerina anymore!
Brute!
With this sci-fi magick and your potential,you became Eviiiiiiil! *thunders*
What will you do?
[QUOTE=kingjulien22;42507962]you became Eviiiiiiil! *thunders*
What will you do?[/QUOTE]
Murder his mum and his gf and bring back his brother as a zombie and kill him
Pee on him then hug him because you're sorry.
[QUOTE=Paranoia10;42507978]Pee on him then hug him because you're sorry.[/QUOTE]
Combine this with my previous post plz
It would be funny and awkward
[URL=http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/571/fhvf.png/][IMG]http://img571.imageshack.us/img571/3875/fhvf.png[/IMG][/URL]
You murder the guy's mom and gf ( the fat one),then when things were at their worse,you turn his brother into a zombie and kill him.Monster!!!
[URL=http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/6/hn4h.png/][IMG]http://img6.imageshack.us/img6/9109/hn4h.png[/IMG][/URL]
You then proceed to pee on him.
But, you feel sorry so you say to him:
Bob:Im sorry man *hugs him*
What crazy things will you do now?
Go out and buy GTA 5 only to find out that you don't own a console.
[URL=http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/580/ubet.png/][IMG]http://img580.imageshack.us/img580/7765/ubet.png[/IMG][/URL]
You then decide to buy GTA5
Unfortunately you don't have a console,or money to buy it.Youre broke.
All that you have is a poorly drawn map on the desk.
What will you do?
Use the map as toilet paper. You probably forgot to wipe your ass after you shat on the table leg earlier, you dirty, dirty Bob.
Then shove the disc violently into the computer, hoping that violently shoving it into the computer works.
[URL=http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/7/tq0l.png/][IMG]http://img7.imageshack.us/img7/8604/tq0l.png[/IMG][/URL]
You use the map to wipe off the crap off your ass.
Then you harshly shove the disc into your computer,it works!
What will you do now?
Draw a map on the map of crap.
Go play Whack-A-Kitty [url]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_udqEp_YR4[/url]
Wear a party hat
[URL=http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/818/hp5d.png/][IMG]http://img818.imageshack.us/img818/4848/hp5d.png[/IMG][/URL]
You feel sorry for the crapped map,so you redraw it on top of the crap.
Suddenly,you realize it's your birthday,sooo .... you wear a party hat and go play whack-a-kitty!
[URL=http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/580/vorm.png/][IMG]http://img580.imageshack.us/img580/9999/vorm.png[/IMG][/URL]
Suddenly a square-headed thug yells at you:
Thug:Hey you,are you Bob the Great?
I came to challenge you to a sci-fi magicks duel!
Bob:Let's do this!
(The battle has begun)
What will you do?
Fire Plasma Shots at the Thug
[URL=http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/820/ua2k.png/][IMG]http://img820.imageshack.us/img820/94/ua2k.png[/IMG][/URL]
You fire plasma bolts at the thug,but he doesn't seem to feel it.Da fok?
[URL=http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/812/chlv.png/][IMG]http://img812.imageshack.us/img812/6417/chlv.png[/IMG][/URL]
The thug switfly fires,slash in your arm.It hurts like hell.
What will you do?
Throw a jar of piss on him: It will make him humiliated and easier to hurt.
Then use verbal insults about how he's a useless waste of space and oxygen, how it was a mistake to have him born, and how much of a failure he is in life, and Stab with a knife and throw another jar of piss at him, mixed with salt, alcohol, and lemon juice(makes cuts hurt worse)
[URL=http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/843/ihrk.png/][IMG]http://img843.imageshack.us/img843/7890/ihrk.png[/IMG][/URL]
You throw a jar of piss at the thug,humiliating him
Bob:Cmon,you big ugly fatass,youre a useless waste of space,i don't know why are you even born!
*stabs him*
Then,you throw another jar of piss,mixed with salt,lemon juice and alchohol.
The thug yells in pain,and enters a motionless panic state.
It is time to strike the final blow!
Using your sci-fi magicks!
What will you do?How will you strike?
Call the power of Space Alien Fairy Thor and smite thine target with the power of LIGHT!
[URL=http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/163/dg4e.png/][IMG]http://img163.imageshack.us/img163/4141/dg4e.png[/IMG][/URL]
You call the power of Space Alien Fairy Thor,in your help.
It strikes a thunder of tremendous light,whitch leaves the square head dead.
Fatality!
What will you do now?
Feel sorrow for him, so you cremate him.
Crudely.
Smoke a fat blunt with shrek.
Masturbate furiously to the dead corpse
Light the entire ocean on fire.
fail life
[URL=http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/801/k23u.png/][IMG]http://img801.imageshack.us/img801/7351/k23u.png[/IMG][/URL]
After you kill the thug,you crudely cremate him in a pot.
Feeling kinky you masturbate,along with Shrek,while the ocean burns!
[URL=http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/856/drjr.png/][IMG]http://img856.imageshack.us/img856/2743/drjr.png[/IMG][/URL]
Then you realise you failed life,so you go visit Grim Reaper in the Underworld
What will you do now?
Grow ears and a nose.
Then make Grim Reaper laugh with funny faces.
Sorry, you need to Log In to post a reply to this thread.