HOW TO GO OUT IN STYLE! An Electric Retard guide to Suicide in MSpaint - General

You sir, are not going to heaven. :mad:

This is the most twisted shit I've ever seen :uhoh:

I love you man, I love you!

You need help:D But i like the drawings even if they are a bit disturbing

[QUOTE=Wakka]You sir, are not going to heaven. :mad:[/QUOTE] We are already running hell, we'll be waiting for you! [b]Edit:[/b] Construction threads for the next guide will be appearing in various places next week.

Which one would you suggest for me? I am afraid of pain I do not want my ex to feel like it is his fault. I do not want my loved ones to suffer so the cleanest and most peaceful is good. And it has to be quick too.

[QUOTE=ottothecat]Which one would you suggest for me? I am afraid of pain I do not want my ex to feel like it is his fault. I do not want my loved ones to suffer so the cleanest and most peaceful is good. And it has to be quick too.[/QUOTE] I'd recommend to anyone the combo at the end. So, you could break into the house and seduce his dad. Just before, you could take a pile of pills and then kill him as he's inside you. You could cover you both in fuel, set you both on fire and just as it lights, blow your brains out with a revolver(your dead before you burn and won't feel anything) . He will no doubt hear the gunshot and come running upstairs but what he doesn't know is that the door is rigged with explosives. This means you kill yourself, get some fuck in you, kill him and make a lot of mess. Do this then post pics please. Edit: Alternatively send me some pics of yourself and depending on if I feel you are good looking enough, I might hook up with you and help you forget him, deal? Double edit: You could lay on my bed with my dog as I draw you, you don't have to do anything with him, just lay there. Did I mention it's a wolf?

[img]http://your-images.org/pics/0be9e93fa7114c9bdd4b6082395b0db9.PNG[/img] that's a rip.... thief!

You ER guys sure are brutally creative :excited: Also, get on msn

[QUOTE=Bustah][img]http://your-images.org/pics/0be9e93fa7114c9bdd4b6082395b0db9.PNG[/img] that's a rip.... thief![/QUOTE] Scroll up and you will see that the artist is credited. Jason Byron Nelson is a wonderful artist who has a great site up. [b]Edit:[/b] [QUOTE=ImMac]You ER guys sure are brutally creative :excited: Also, get on msn[/QUOTE] Will be on later, I got visitor coming round.

[QUOTE=jewdozer]Scroll up and you will see that the artist is credited. Jason Byron Nelson is a wonderful artist who has a great site up. [/QUOTE] he's nothing special actually, quite dire as an illustrator, he's only known for that one picture.

Electric Retard has done it again! You guys are an inspiration to us all.

[QUOTE=jewdozer]I'd recommend to anyone the combo at the end. So, you could break into the house and seduce his dad. Just before, you could take a pile of pills and then kill him as he's inside you. You could cover you both in fuel, set you both on fire and just as it lights, blow your brains out with a revolver(your dead before you burn and won't feel anything) . He will no doubt hear the gunshot and come running upstairs but what he doesn't know is that the door is rigged with explosives. This means you kill yourself, get some fuck in you, kill him and make a lot of mess. Do this then post pics please. Edit: Alternatively send me some pics of yourself and depending on if I feel you are good looking enough, I might hook up with you and help you forget him, deal? Double edit: You could lay on my bed with my dog as I draw you, you don't have to do anything with him, just lay there. Did I mention it's a wolf?[/QUOTE] Um, i was serious..

This is epic.

[QUOTE=ottothecat]Um, i was serious..[/QUOTE] Why do you think I wasn't? Seriously, I can help you forget about your boyfriend. My mother calls me cockasaurus rex. [b]Edit:[/b] [QUOTE=Bustah]he's nothing special actually, quite dire as an illustrator, he's only known for that one picture.[/QUOTE] Quite right, he's only known for that one picture but I like his other work as well, especially the blood teabag one.

You guys forgot a totally good one. Put on a trench coat, and go to an airport/crowded mall. Pull out a knife disguised as a detonator, scream "Allahu Akbar!" and then press the button, which rather than triggering an explosion, lets out the blade. Then proceed to slit your throat. The flyers/shoppers will be so relieved not to be dead, that they will likely laugh for joy and out of relief, thus making your death a joke to be remembered for at least a generation. This works if you hate your family and want them under surveillance for the rest of their lives as well.

For those on here who follow these things, I can dennounce that very soon a new guide will be out. This one is a mini-guide and will feature a subject very topical on Electric Retard at the moment. As always we always post a sneaky little peeky at what we are doing> [img]http://www.your-images.org/pics/0c3c0c0f896fc24e9b5ff8f431c69844.PNG[/img]

This thread is great

This thread has helped me so much. It sucks that the respawn time is so slow.

I wasn't expecting something this ... in depth. It's right on the line between dark humor and legitimately sick shit.

I find it odd that these things get somehow bumped from the bowels of these forum archives. On the original post the other guides are linked right at the top of this guide. I'm doing short stories now and as always, I post sneak preview to what I'm doing. [img]http://www.your-images.org/pics/790d13f3bb502c58beffab8ff8fc6382.PNG[/img] The draw is more realistic this time, I wanted to see if I could draw something better. Finished project in 2 weeks.

[img]http://your-images.org/pics/a519a9c48ca88829cd4a8f287e2e4172.png[/img] Somehow, that kid makes me laugh

[QUOTE=Dryvnt][img]http://your-images.org/pics/a519a9c48ca88829cd4a8f287e2e4172.png[/img] Somehow, that kid makes me laugh[/QUOTE] Same

I love you Electric Retard.

You, sir are a sick bastard.

Oh the laughs we'll get in a year when we see this thread

Thanks for the info, I now know how to successfully kill myself.

This is insane. But it was very entertaining. The MS Paint pictures add this special touch to it all.

Well we've decided to start making guides again. The Islam one was going to be the last but some random dude decided to track us all down and get us all talking again. As usual heres a sneaky little peeky at whats in store> [img]http://www.your-images.org/pics/4b7d97e8a0f9d83f892d2ebe4f0b08a4.PNG[/img] I wonder what this one could be about, lol.

Oh golly, shame you only try one :v: Awesome thread