[QUOTE=Kalibos;25147922][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=US6pWjvJJSE[/media][/QUOTE]
I love TPB (Trailer Park Boys).
Hah, this reminds me of this one time where my dad had been making dinner or something, when we get a knock on the door from of course, the JW's. So he (my dad) I guess had been using a knife in the kitchen, which he carried to the door. He answered the door. I was surprised that they didn't run away, because it was only after they left that he realized he had been holding a huge chefs knife the whole time.
My friends mom:
JW: words
Mom: can you please leave
JW leaves.
comes back another day, same thing
third day
mom: *Slaps Jehova witness in the face* GET OUT OF MY HOUSE
JW leaves, never visits neighborhood
Hah, great guide
it's a shame that I have never seen a jw here, maybe because there are so many immigrants living here
You could have a friend sit in the woods and aim a gun at your door for 48 hours until some jehovah's witnesses show up.
I recently met an old man on the subway that apparently were from some Watchtower thing. He talked to me about the Bible and so on. He looked pretty kind so I listened to him.
Ended with him giving his number and telling me that they were having meeting at a certain place and that I was invited...
[QUOTE=Swebonny;25151149]I recently met an old man on the subway that apparently were from some Watchtower thing. He talked to me about the Bible and so on. He looked pretty kind so I listened to him.
Ended with him giving his number and telling me that they were having meeting at a certain place and that I was invited...[/QUOTE]
reminds me of that south park episode with that new mormon family
I can say for certain that none of these will work.
Play this song: Doorknocker.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPpb8RiEpio[/media]
[QUOTE=Nerdrage;25146679]...or you can invite them into your home and pretend to perform a pagan magic ritual at them...
works every time, for greater effect buy a mounted deer head and turn your coffe table into this :
[IMG]http://www.wiccanaltar.com/images/WiccanAltar2.JPG[/IMG]
for greatest results, ask if they wish to perform the sacrifice of the day.[/QUOTE]
That just encourages people who do the door to door work.
I lime to put on my most satanic black or thrash metal shirt when I answer.
It's always fun to see them stare at the pentagram and inverted cross on your chest.
Come out with your roomate/sibling of the same sex, in a state of undress and/or dishevelment. Hold together, like a couple. They will not come back.
Are these the people that go to your door talking about the bible?
because i have never experienced that in my life. i don't even know anyone that is religious apart from my grandparents
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and yes i do go outside
I tend to just greet them at the door dressed as God
Jehovah's witnesses are banned in my country and you can be persecuted for being one.
[URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Persecution_of_Jehovah%27s_Witnesses#Singapore"]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Persecution_of_Jehovah%27s_Witnesses#Singapore[/URL]
My last one went something like this:
JW: May I interest you in-
Me: No
JW: Oh, okay goodbye.
What's the point if you're gonna give that up easily.
[QUOTE=Jimbojib;25151937]My last one went something like this:
JW: May I interest you in-
Me: No
JW: Oh, okay goodbye.
What's the point if you're gonna give that up easily.[/QUOTE]
Depends on the person.
Sounds cool, man. My aunt has dogs that bark like they're welcoming the apocalypse when people come by, she says that's usually enough.
[QUOTE=Baldr;25151837][IMG_thumb]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/4237780/mygodhasahammer.jpg[/IMG_thumb][/QUOTE]
Don't wanna be picky, but the bible doesn't say jesus is god.
[QUOTE=Assburgers;25153200]Don't wanna be picky, but the bible doesn't say jesus is god.[/QUOTE]
Excuse me but Trinity, duh.
Not bad, luckily they've only been here once in the whole spectrum of fifteen years
I once invited a friend to my birthday party when I was younger but he couldn't go because he was Jehova's Witness :v:
I usually don't get much social interaction, so I just open the door and let them talk.
This nice old lady once gave me a bible, I felt special that day.
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:downs:
one of my teachers who was batshit insane and old once told me he answered the door shirtless in his whitey tightys cleaning a revolver
I just say Hail Satan and lock the door.
They come around almost every week.
I have never encountered this blight. But there is never anything wrong with being prepared.
Thank you.
Out of the few times I ran into JWs, I was always wearing some Black Metal T-Shirt... for instance:
Me: [I]*walking down the street[/I]
[IMG]http://ring.cdandlp.com/osmoseproductions/photo_grande/113944812.jpg[/IMG]
JW: Excuse me! Do you have-- err nevermind, sorry!
Works like a charm... Cannibal Corpse tees work really well too :wink:
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[QUOTE=NuclearAnnhilation;25151726]I lime to put on my most satanic black or thrash metal shirt when I answer.
It's always fun to see them stare at the pentagram and inverted cross on your chest.[/QUOTE]
[IMG]http://www.facepunch.com/image.php?u=239774&dateline=1274452863[/IMG]:respek:[IMG]http://www.facepunch.com/image.php?u=222733&dateline=1268543396[/IMG]
Who is Jehova and why does it need witnesses?
Some old alien with a decidedly infantile sense of humor that liked fucking around with the denizens of the Terran region known as the 'Middle East'. His jackassery was brought to an end by the rest of it's species after a particularly egregious prank involving a virgin local female and artifical insemination that ended with a android emerging from a tomb, but the damage had been done. Earth has now been under quarantine for the last 1900+ local years.
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