[QUOTE=Pretiacruento;25157460]Out of the few times I ran into JWs, I was always wearing some Black Metal T-Shirt... for instance:
Me: [I]*walking down the street[/I]
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JW: Excuse me! Do you have-- err nevermind, sorry!
Works like a charm... Cannibal Corpse tees work really well too :wink:
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Haha, if you seriously think that will put them off you're in for a shock
[QUOTE=imasillypiggys;25145337]better idea,
1 turn on lights
2 open curtains and look at them in the eyes while screaming
3 throw tv through the window
4 take off all your clothes
they will not come to your house again after that[/QUOTE]
I can vouch for this
There is a kingdom hall of JW's across from my house and I've actualy had to get the shotgun out before to get them to leave.
[QUOTE=jgerm529;25160385]There is a kingdom hall of JW's across from my house and I've actualy had to get the shotgun out before to get them to leave.[/QUOTE]
You sound like a nutty hick.
[QUOTE=Jeep-Eep;25157865]Some old alien with a decidedly infantile sense of humor that liked fucking around with the denizens of the Terran region known as the 'Middle East'. His jackassery was brought to an end by the rest of it's species after a particularly egregious prank involving a virgin local female and artifical insemination that ended with a android emerging from a tomb, but the damage had been done. Earth has now been under quarantine for the last 1900+ local years.[/QUOTE]
Scientology 2.0
They cant be compared to scientology. But still, they are a pain in the ars.
[QUOTE=carcarcargo;25160781]You sound like a nutty hick.[/QUOTE]
Well when they open my door without knocking during dinner and refuse to leave until I hear the word of god I felt the shotgun was justified. Then they were still trying to stay after I loaded it infront of them. Needless to say they left at gunpoint when I told them they were going to meet their god if they didn't get off of my property.
[QUOTE=jgerm529;25161240]Well when they open my door without knocking during dinner and refuse to leave until I hear the word of god I felt the shotgun was justified. Then they were still trying to stay after I loaded it infront of them. Needless to say they left at gunpoint when I told them they were going to meet their god if they didn't get off of my property.[/QUOTE]
You could have just, you know, closed the door.
[QUOTE=suck my eye;25161212]They cant be compared to scientology. But still, they are a pain in the ars.[/QUOTE]
The story can be compared in some way to scientology. Both of 'em involve extinct aliens doing shit to humans.
[QUOTE=carcarcargo;25161900]You could have just, you know, closed the door.[/QUOTE]
but then they will return and in greeter numbers too. the only way to get rid of them is to scare them off
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[QUOTE=POWA KILLERDeux;25162032]The story can be compared in some way to scientology. Both of 'em involve extinct aliens doing shit to humans.[/QUOTE]
you do have to give them points for being original
[QUOTE=carcarcargo;25161900]You could have just, you know, closed the door.[/QUOTE]
Believe me I tried. There were 6 of them holding the door open. It was to the point of home invasion so I got the shotgun.
Never had a Jehova's Witness before, is it a US thing?
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[QUOTE=jgerm529;25162106]Believe me I tried. There were 6 of them holding the door open. It was to the point of home invasion so I got the shotgun.[/QUOTE]
No you didn't don't lie.
[QUOTE=Pretiacruento;25157460]Out of the few times I ran into JWs, I was always wearing some Black Metal T-Shirt... for instance:
Me: [I]*walking down the street[/I]
[img_thumb]http://ring.cdandlp.com/osmoseproductions/photo_grande/113944812.jpg[/img_thumb]
JW: Excuse me! Do you have-- err nevermind, sorry!
Works like a charm... Cannibal Corpse tees work really well too :wink:[/QUOTE]
I wear metal tees all of the time, they don't give a shit. Sometimes it just makes them more vocal and annoying actually.
[QUOTE=rampageturke;25162143]
No you didn't don't lie.[/QUOTE]
Uh okay? No but realy I did try.
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You think I wanted to shoot them?
Almost as bad as Mormons.
I was always planning on buying a gun and just stroking it like some insane person when they answered the door
"Oh, sorry, not interested."
Close door.
I love these people, i always get into a discussion and they say that they have to go and ''help'' other people. If they come again ill ask them why I should join a religion where ill be a slave to around 400000 people.
[QUOTE=carcarcargo;25160135]Haha, if you seriously think that will put them off you're in for a shock[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=ZekeTwo;25162285]I wear metal tees all of the time, they don't give a shit. Sometimes it just makes them more vocal and annoying actually.[/QUOTE]
Although some of them do walked the extra mile and tried to talk a bit more with me (in which case I just say "No thanks" and leave; for instance with Mormons), most of the JWs I came across were old women and they were pretty uncomfortable when they saw me wearing metal tees...
Most metalheads around here treat them like shit, so they just walk away from us (at least around here).
We can conclude that they do work as a deterrent, up to a certain point.
[QUOTE=carcarcargo;25151682]That just encourages people who do the door to door work.[/QUOTE]
if they continue to bother you, just answer the door with hands covered in goat blood.
Call me crazy but the first thing I always think of doing in the event a JW came to my door would be to use my Karate skills on them...like some sort of practice. I just have this feeling I would not hesitate to beat the hell out of them.
I just do what my friends did.
Get naked, answer the door and invite them in.
JWs woke me up one saturday morning at like 6.... literally 20 minutes after I fell asleep.
I got up, opened the door, and yelled:
YOU SHALL NOT PASS(in a grovely early morning angry tone)
and slammed that bitch in their face.
[QUOTE=NO ONE;25164065]Call me crazy but the first thing I always think of doing in the event a JW came to my door would be to use my Karate skills on them...like some sort of practice. I just have this feeling I would not hesitate to beat the hell out of them.[/QUOTE]
You're a terrible person. But you have anarchy sign as avatar, so I guess that explains a lot.
They're always trying to give you a pamphlet. The best technique I've ever read is to have a counter-pamphlet handy. Could be about atheism, satanism, or any other religion really.
They won't like it. They won't accept the pamphlet, which gives you a perfect reason not to accept theirs. It's pretty much game-over from there.
[QUOTE=Assburgers;25153200]Don't wanna be picky, but the bible doesn't say jesus is god.[/QUOTE]
Doesn't it say that Jesus, The Holy Spirit, and God are part of the same "being"?
Couldn't Jesus then be considered as "God"?
My friend is a JW. and she hasn't tried to convert me. But i think she said she doesn't want to be a JW. Should i trust her? :ohdear:
I have a better strategy: you must keep on insisting that they are girl scouts and you want to buy their cookies.
I'm actually a descendant of Charles Taze Russell the guy who started the Jehovah's Witnesses and what history will not tell you is he was a scam artist and a criminal that spent time in prison. My family today are Baptist Protestants and believe them all to be pretty arrogant when it comes to their beliefs as they hint to themselves being the only ones actually making it to heaven...
... I do get a giggle when they come to the door though. Been known to use some of the techniques noted in this thread ;), or when they make a special attempt to pull me aside in the mall simply because of the way I look (eyebrow pierced, all black clothes...)
If JW starts actually coming by my house I'll do something to scare them off. For example, the fake body and blood bit posted a while back. Open the door with a bloody axe and just say hi.
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