Holy shit I just got visited by a pair of JW's.
I was blasting Raining Blood when they came up, it was right in the intro.
I opened the door, they looked at me oddly and walked away.
I'm probably marked a devil worshipper. :buddy:
[QUOTE=teh folder;25260884]I used to be a non-baptized JW, here is a sure fire way to get them stay away for about 4 years. [/QUOTE]
Oh happy days, another "enlightened one" I see.
[QUOTE=alexis524;25249956]all you have to do is tell us do not ever come back to this house and we will note your address and you will never be visited again. The other thing you can do is post a no trespassing sign on your property and that will keep us out. we only visit you to help you see that the bible has answers to life's problems and questions. I'm dressed presentable, talk to you respectfully, not there to sell, nor ask you for any money (the person that posted we do on page one is wrong), or beg for any food. How is that horrible???If you're not interested, just say so. Will we come back? probably, but again, if you specifically tell us to never come back, we will respect your feelings. No sacrificial goat needed, no slayer on in the background, no knives or shotguns needed.[/QUOTE]
I thought Jehova's Witnesses weren't allowed on the Internet?
...I mean, the [i]rest[/i] of the Internet.
#1 way to beat Jehova's Witnesses: beat them at their own game. Convert or Evangelize [b]them[/b]. They'll either realize what they're doing, or be sent somewhere else by their superiors.
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[QUOTE=alexis524;25249956]all you have to do is tell us do not ever come back to this house and we will note your address and you will never be visited again. The other thing you can do is post a no trespassing sign on your property and that will keep us out. we only visit you to help you see that the bible has answers to life's problems and questions. I'm dressed presentable, talk to you respectfully, not there to sell, nor ask you for any money (the person that posted we do on page one is wrong), or beg for any food. How is that horrible???If you're not interested, just say so. Will we come back? probably, but again, if you specifically tell us to never come back, we will respect your feelings. No sacrificial goat needed, no slayer on in the background, no knives or shotguns needed.[/QUOTE]
Right... how much of that is true, and will you run away from Zeffrey Childress shreading on a Jackson Electric Guitar?
All I do is tell them that my mother is a Christian that believes in the bible and such in her own way, and that I am Agnostic, and then close the door.
Obviously.
This is how one of my relatives did :v:
JW's: Hello, could we come in?
R: Why not.
(Entering the house)
R: You can sit here, I'll be back
-After 2 hours-
R: Oh, you are still here
I also have a Jehovah's Witness friend. She's very athletic, intelligent, talented and behaves like a normal teenager for the most part.
[QUOTE=ElectricSquid;25291196]I thought Jehova's Witnesses weren't allowed on the Internet?
...I mean, the [I]rest[/I] of the Internet.[/QUOTE]
Well that shows how much you know.
I always scream hell-ish sounds and speak random latin words when they knock on my door, it's hilarious watching them run :v:
I usually open the door naked, beat my fists on my chest and throw my shit at them. Works pretty well, never seen them since.
[QUOTE=DeanWinchester;25294355]I always scream hell-ish sounds and speak random latin words when they knock on my door, it's hilarious watching them run :v:[/QUOTE]
Sure you do.
In his dreams.
[QUOTE=OutOfExile2;25162700]I was always planning on buying a gun and just stroking it like some insane person when they answered the door[/QUOTE]
Just buy a cap gun.
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