so lol me and this guy were talking and I brought up calea; he said he was interested so I offered to make him some cigarettes and went to my room and made two.
Then I came downstairs and found him, and tapped him on the shoulder and brought him outside and offered him the cigarettes. He was like "What's that?"
--"Calea"
"What?"
-- "Calea zacatechichi, we were just talking about it"
"What? No we weren't"
-- "Aren't you Kevin?"
"No"
FUCK I pulled the wrong guy outside and offered him cigarettes of a mysterious plant he'd never heard of
[QUOTE=Elecbullet;45773053]so lol me and this guy were talking and I brought up calea; he said he was interested so I offered to make him some cigarettes and went to my room and made two.
Then I came downstairs and found him, and tapped him on the shoulder and brought him outside and offered him the cigarettes. He was like "What's that?"
--"Calea"
"What?"
-- "Calea zacatechichi, we were just talking about it"
"What? No we weren't"
-- "Aren't you Kevin?"
"No"
FUCK I pulled the wrong guy outside and offered him cigarettes of a mysterious plant he'd never heard of[/QUOTE]
What a twist!
looks like next week me and my 3 closest friends are going to eat an eighth of shrooms each
I wonder what it'd be like to take ten grams of shrooms.
Will smoking weed help me feel better if I have mono or will it activate full sleep mode
[QUOTE=Joscpe;45774157]I wonder what it'd be like to take ten grams of shrooms.[/QUOTE]
you become energy
aww damn almost out of dank but I'm roasted off a bowl already heh
[QUOTE=Ninja Gnome;45774117]looks like next week me and my 3 closest friends are going to eat an eighth of shrooms each[/QUOTE]
Same except it's just gonna be me and my friend
[QUOTE=cody8295;45774255]Same except it's just gonna be me and my friend[/QUOTE]
we all did shrooms for our first time together, but we split a quarter between us all so we're definitely going to space compared to that time (which was still fun)
So I'm thinking I might perhaps have not ADHD but straight up Tourettes
Internet self diagnoses may be the bane of every doctor ever but I'm worried it might just be true
damn sea salt and vinegar chips are delicious
friend came over 3 days ago, then we went over to his house for 2 days for his birthday and I came back today but of course we smoked plenty of bud. gonna probably take a hit before bed, going to cali in the morning.
Good day, had my few hours at work, came home had dinner and friends came over for some good ol smokin drinkin and chillen. I mean what more do you want really. Also payday niggas.
Only idiots record themselves with drug paraphenalia
Some of my friends wanted to record me taking a hit from a crack pipe yesterday, no thank you.
What do you guys think of Black Jesus on adult swim? It's pretty solid, like funny enough he does try to teach good morals and shit. I like it, but I don't consider it Boondocks seasons 1-3 good ya know?
[QUOTE=Hazardous Melon;45769274]Just went for a huge joint by myself, feeling pretty damn wrecked god damn, gotta sober up in 1 hour before my girl friend comes home and finds out I smoked the last of my (she always that when I buy it, I have to provide 99.9% of it to her) weed.. Um[/QUOTE]
This happened. She came home from work, noticed I smoked (my) weed, and went insane. She then proceeded to tell me that she had sex with two other boys (other than the one I knew about) when she was single (3 months ago).. Damn, I feel like shit now, and the worst part is, she didn't even bother to tell me until today, I had repeatedly asked her if she had anything to tell me and she said no, only to find out she's been lying for months.. This shit hurts!
[QUOTE=Hazardous Melon;45775669]This happened. She came home from work, noticed I smoked (my) weed, and went insane. She then proceeded to tell me that she had sex with two other boys (other than the one I knew about) when she was single (3 months ago).. Damn, I feel like shit now, and the worst part is, she didn't even bother to tell me until today, I had repeatedly asked her if she had anything to tell me and she said no, only to find out she's been lying for months.. This shit hurts![/QUOTE]
that's a right cunt mate.
it sounds like she cares too much about smokeables and doesn't care about your feelings.
[editline]23rd August 2014[/editline]
[QUOTE=/B/rother;45767165]my mother just got fucked over by a long time friend, who we used to invite to our birthday parties, vacations etc because she doesn't have a lot of family or friends, and now we're out 24k danish krones.
i'm considering driving over to her place and give her a piece of my mind. also started thinking of ways to make her life miserable (cutting tires, smashing windows, threaten her beloved kitties etc.
[editline]22nd August 2014[/editline]
i remember her once telling me that my brother and i were like nephews or something to her. i think i'm going to barf.[/QUOTE]
she has been told to hand over the money before monday, so let's see where this goes.
[editline]23rd August 2014[/editline]
my girlfriend is sleeping and my mother is out riding her harley
[B]IT'S BONG TIME GUYSSSSS[/B]
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this game has a terrible community but it's fun to play pve alone
Do they smoke grass up there in space Bowie, or do they smoke astroturf?
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f4zV4pJ8MwM[/media]
[QUOTE=Hazardous Melon;45775669]This happened. She came home from work, noticed I smoked (my) weed, and went insane. She then proceeded to tell me that she had sex with two other boys (other than the one I knew about) when she was single (3 months ago).. Damn, I feel like shit now, and the worst part is, she didn't even bother to tell me until today, I had repeatedly asked her if she had anything to tell me and she said no, only to find out she's been lying for months.. This shit hurts![/QUOTE]
[i]i went down to the corner, just to see
if the padre, had any more ideas for me
but when i got there, all he did was shoot a knowing glare
and i knew what i had to do, it was clear
when i came home, i stayed strong
didn't let her catch me til later on
i said "get balanced, or get gone"
padre ichiro, taught me something my eye now clearly sees
she loves that marijuana more than she loves me[/i]
Actually got a couple good hits before the flight this morning, a little stressed though cause my girl is trying to get a ride to me somehow after plans changed last minute..my dad is gonna take a small piece and some bud though lets see how that goes!
Anyone want Terraria?
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I saw this in lmao, im sorry but :v:
I haven't got the balls to call a dealer for the first time in my life, why am I so nervous?
Just remember they provide a service and want your money and you want their weed, make it happen man
You're damn right about that. He'd get some stuff in two days. Agh, I wanted some tonight but oh well.
fuck friend dealers who give you two nugs and call it an eighth like seriously bitch $50 fuck you aghjgdfgxh
[QUOTE=Creid;45778024]fuck friend dealers who give you two nugs and call it an eighth like seriously bitch $50 fuck you aghjgdfgxh[/QUOTE]
haha "friend"
[QUOTE=KillerTele;45777601]I haven't got the balls to call a dealer for the first time in my life, why am I so nervous?[/QUOTE]
I'm nervous to call any new dealer I get a number to, but after two or so calls it flows perfectly! "Hi, yeah, **time, later"
[QUOTE=Creid;45778024]fuck friend dealers who give you two nugs and call it an eighth like seriously bitch $50 fuck you aghjgdfgxh[/QUOTE]
Dealers are not your friend. Don't make the mistake of thinking you and your dealer are friends, unless you actually chill with them, they are not your friend. You can sure 'pretend' that you're friends, as he will likely do the same, and it makes deals go smoother that way, but never forget, you are just a customer, an income source which may be manipulated and conned at a whim.
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