I'm guessing it's a joke site, and some people actually believe it isn't.
[img]http://truthism.com/images-2/dollar.gif[/img]
hahahaha holy shit
that's such a long stretch
I love to listen to this stuff while i'm stoned, but now it's just some crazy jibberjabber.
So is the Geico gecko just an ambassador then?
I sincerely hope this thread was only made to make fun of truthists and their outlandish conspiracies.
YASEE!? REPTILIAN DEATH RAY IT GOTTA BE!
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Sounds like a shitty paperback sci-fi novel you find in the bin at the supermarket.
[QUOTE=Sobotnik;30783285]
DON'T LISTEN TO HIS LIES. IT'S REALLY THE EAGLES.[/QUOTE]
The eagles are in alliance with the reptile overlords to turn people into horses.
[QUOTE=Aperture fan;30784884]So is the Geico gecko just an ambassador then?[/QUOTE]
Much worse, I'm afraid.
[QUOTE=Crazy Guy]The truth is the truth, and is not necessarily politically correct or socially acceptable. As a matter of fact, the truth is by no means politically correct or socially acceptable. [b]So, if you came here looking for some conversation material or water-cooler material, then you came to the wrong website.[/b][/QUOTE]
"Yea Bob, the game last night was great! Anyway, how bout those reptillian overlords?"
Pass that shit, I want to smoke it too
[quote]Women are ultra-impressionable beings, and therefore are easily controlled by aliens and the elite. The main purpose of women on Earth (that is, what aliens have programmed them to do) is to enslave men via relationships. Women are obsessed with relationships and love (due to alien programming), and don't care about anything else in life. They would have men believe that being in a relationship is one of the most important things in existence, not realizing that men couldn't care less about being in a relationship--and rightly so. Furthermore, women force men to waste their precious time and resources on them. This demonic charade (i.e., relationships) has gone on for far too long and obviously has no end in sight. Thus, you can blame women for the downfall and utter hopelessness of humanity.
Make no mistake: It is indeed tragic that a man cannot satisfy his sexual needs without also getting trapped in a relationship at the same time (otherwise, he will be accused of rape, since non-relationship consensual sex does not exist on Earth, due to the aforementioned programming of women). Demonic enslavement traps such as this are the standard modus operandi of the Reptilians and Darkness. Now, just imagine if you had to buy an entire pizza restaurant just to order a pizza--an evil absurdity indeed.
Another thing that makes women insufferable is the fact that they are, essentially, babies. That is, they possess the emotional maturity of a 4-year-old boy. Women cry, throw fits, and need men to take care of them. Um, adults shouldn't need other people to take care of them.
All in all, women promote the enslavement, rather than the liberation, of humanity. It's bad enough that aliens and the elite already control us. Now, throw women into the equation and you have absolute misery. They are like sheep dogs helping out a shepherd (hence the term "bitch," in case you didn't know).
And to think, women are actually proud of their controlling ways. What a disgrace.[/quote]
Holy fucking shit, I'm laughing so hard right now.
I remember the first time I read it. It starts off with about 5 minutes of reading telling me how stupid I am and then it says Obamas a lizard and since I can't disprove it its true.
[editline]29th June 2011[/editline]
[QUOTE=goldenbuttocks;30787738]Holy fucking, I'm laughing so hard right now.[/QUOTE]
After reading that and looking at a picture of the guy who made this site its obvious he doesn't have to much "data" on women.
I, for one, accept our new reptilian overlords.
The introductory part of the essay is actually kinda interesting in that it tries to pin down exactly why you would reject the theory and attack the reasons.
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