[QUOTE=Ghostwork;26024166]the whole fucking gd has gone to hell.[/QUOTE]
I thought it was safe in the malicious attack thread, but now its gone.
I miss the bad spelling rating.
[QUOTE=mr.killa;26021120]Male and..... [b]SHEMALE[/b][/QUOTE]
no
[QUOTE=honkhonkimacar;26024079]Bro, Fuck off. You are just some whiny cunt[/QUOTE]
And your a whiny cunt with no brain that can't talk on a more intelligent level. just because your avatar has knockers.....
Pics or didn't happen.
[QUOTE=Dragon Master;26024439]And your a whiny cunt with no brain that can't talk on a more intelligent level. just because your avatar has knockers.....[/QUOTE]
Wow so YOU ARE GAY. Damn
I know this isn't real, because a real man would be fucking under the bleachers in gym (done it twice when I was a wee little high schooler)
[QUOTE=RedReaper;26024726]I know this isn't real, because a real man would be fucking under the bleachers in gym (done it twice when I was a wee little high schooler)[/QUOTE]
I dont give 5 fucking shits. I happend and i know it did cause i saw it.
this is like that time in eighth grade when some people started fucking in the next stall
[QUOTE=honkhonkimacar;26024771]I dont give 5 fucking shits. I happend and i know it did cause i saw it.[/QUOTE]
You should have told hte guy you'd stay quiet if you got sloppy seconds.
incorrect spelling, movie quotes, wild arguments, obvious troll.
[QUOTE=honkhonkimacar;26020832]It did happen. I swear on my dead brothers behalfs
[editline]13th November 2010[/editline]
It did happen. How do you if I'm lying. Do you stalk me?[/QUOTE]
You don't have a brother. This story is invalid.
[QUOTE=honkhonkimacar;26020832]It did happen. I swear on my dead brothers behalfs
[editline]13th November 2010[/editline]
It did happen. How do you if I'm lying. Do you stalk me?[/QUOTE]
you tell lies. it wasnt even believable. you had to many minute details, which means you were over thingking it, which means you over analyzed your lie. and "they were yanked out by their ears" come on be for real. that only happens in 5th grade
[QUOTE=honkhonkimacar;26020806][b]NOT A PARODY THREAD[/b]
TL;DR for you picky people: Had to pee. Went to bathroom. Saw 2 lovebirds having sex.
Long Version (best to understand what happend afterwards):
It was a good day at school. Cold outside. People chatting about movies. And much more.
Im in high school so you will understand why i made this thread.
During class i had the sudden urge to let out a waterfall at the toilets. So i get up and ask the teach if i could go to the restroom. I was allowed so i went along my way. The bathroom was quiet. Usually there would be lines but today not a soul to be seen. So i go in and my jaw drops. SOMEONE IS HAVING SEX! Its normal but what the fucking hell? The door wasnt locked. When i came in they stopped and looked at me. Like the shouter i am i said "What the fucking hell man? This is a bathroom not a loveshack!" The guy says "Non of your fucking buisness shitface" I laughed due to the fact he tries to argue with a straight face WHILE THE DOOR IS OPEN and while he is naked. I was gonna tell the teach about this but i thought hell if i do it would cause problems. But a arguement will make my day even better. But i didnt have to! A teach walked into the restroom and saw them naked. I explained what happend. They were yanked out of the bathroom by their ears and were tooken to the principle.
And well thats my modern day at this school.[/QUOTE]
Are you, by any chance, from Brooklyn?
I don't get it OP, was he supposed to start laughing when you opened the door on them?
Come to think of it, what reaction would you expect other than focused hostility.
Come to think of it, why did you go snooping on a couple doing their business? Haven't you ever HEARD someone having sex without having the temptation to go watch? Cause it's fucked up if you haven't. If you even have heard people having sex.
I remember seeing 2 people in the bathroom having sex once, the guy was using gladwrap from the cooking class as a condom.
What have been seen, cannot be, UNseen.
OP has never touched a girl before.
[QUOTE=Upgrade123;26026899]OP has never touched a girl before.[/QUOTE]
And will never do.
[img]http://econ4u.org/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/lovebirds.jpg[/img]
i was expecting some sort of nerdy explanation about birds mating when i clicked this shitty thread
fake and op is gay
what kind of teacher would drag someone out by their ears if they were naked
[QUOTE=honkhonkimacar;26024771]I dont give 5 fucking shits. I happend and i know it did cause i saw it.[/QUOTE]
try writing without looking like a retard :v:
Fake story
you douche, shoulda let them finish :frown:
Just read the thread title more carefully.
"I walked [b]into[/b] 2 lovebirds having sex in school"
Threesome?
op is either 12 or a girl.
is this what facepunch has come to. :/
[QUOTE=geogzm;26027556]what kind of teacher would drag someone out by their ears if they were naked[/QUOTE]
An awesome one. Humiliation to the max.
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